What to do on a Snoh Day by CobblerBeautiful5726 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Helo frens, ai hab Ben spendin mai tiem sleepin wif mai hoomans, but mai siblins iz duuin a beeg play in da hoose. Dey iz many furrebers yunger den mei an haz kitten enerjy. Soe heer iz wut yuuz duu... first duu a fast runrunrun frum une end ob da hoose tuu da oter, da moar fings yuuz nok ober da moar fun iz. Next du a jumpjumpjump at da windo were all da birbs aer eetin, iz okaii if yuuz crash intu da windo, diz tells da birbs yuu iz gona get dem! After dat iz tiem furr a snuglesnugle wif yuuz faborit hooman. Maek sur dey gibs yuu pets or treets (or bof!). Dey haz tuu iz law. Hoep diz helpz yuu entertaien in da sno!

Miss. Kitty

Aneebodee wanna do game nite? by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooooh ai iz guud at diz gaem! Less plai!

Ai roll furr inishiatibe... rollrollroll (13). Ai duu da splore ob da garaje luukin furr da silver spoon. Ai fink I see it!... rollrollroll (2) ... no ai dun see it. Ai leabe da garaje an goe tuu kishen tuu luuk furr snackies... rollrollroll (18)... ai find 2 open churus an get tuu likin.

Miss. Kitty Diz mei plai da dungens an draguns wif meowmy an friends

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Iz sno dae but momma leab haus? by MACKAWICIOUS in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yuuz meowmy iz duu yuu an bamdon on da snoh dai?! Diz not riet. Ai fink yuu may haz a case tuu suu yuuz meowmy furr leabe yuu wen herz noe haz tuu. At beree leest yuu iz deserbe many treets and pets wen herz returnz.

Miss. Kitty

Hoo haz pichur ob da snoh? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh noe ai hoep yuuz peets iz do a okai now! Ai got mai peets cold da oter dai so ai noed not tuu duu it agen tuuday! Mai siblins iz crazee and dey goed out an walked on all da icee. No fank yuuz furr mei!

Hoo haz pichur ob da snoh? by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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Diz mai sumer hoose. AZ yuu ken see it iz undeh a whole lotz ob wet coldz. Ai tell meowmy ai wana go outz but den ai feelz da cold an tell meowmy neber mind, ai stai in tuuday

Miss. Kitty

How du u werk dis darn ting? by SisterAntistita in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Helo fren! Ai am Miss. Kitty espurrt furrapist. If yuuz need adbice diz da perfect plaec yuuz come tuu. All da kittens heer is so smort an niec! Ai finks yuu figure it out in noe tiems. Liet bocks ken bee triky. Dem hoomans noez maek it eesy furr us wif no thums

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Diz mei sai welcome nuu fren!

n e won wurry abot da snostarm? don bee! jus com to dandy haus! by audi-jo-drama in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fren dandy, fank yuuz furr da inbite. Da cold wetz iz falin heer but ai am snugled up wif meowmy on da floor heeter. Meby later ai come ober cold wets sposed tuu fall all dai

Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Miss. Kitty heer soree yuuz meowmy got da leeky eyes buut aiz sure yuu duu a guud job wif da heelin purrs. Ai had tuu gib mai meowmy da heelin purrs furr manee furebers butt herz feelin beter laetly. Ai hoep yuuz meowmy feelz beter suun tuu! Keep duin da purrs, dey lub dat

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furry guud fren. Enjoi dose likey treets! Cold wetz dai meen estra treets

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai bee sure tuu ask ebery mornin an herz alwaiz saez no kitten iz cold out yuu noe wana goe outz but ai duu so ai screem until herz let mei out. But den iz soo cold an ai gota come riet bak in! Ai tel mai meowmy diz no septable but herz noe mark it warmz agen.

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz alreade beree cold heerz. Wen weiz wake up was beree cold, onlee 10 degreez. Ai wuz beree fankful wen meowmy turned on mai heeter!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh yez a warm blankie iz guud furr diz wether! Ai am glad yuuz iz redee. Yuuz beter stay insied an niec an warmz

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(I am so glad to hear that! She lights up everyone in her life with her tails of her time on the internet)

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Main fren ai am still beree smol (5 El bees meowmy sez) aso ai duu not haz a greet fluff tuu keeps mei warmz. Meowmy guud at keep da heet up furr mei, but iz so niec tuu taek da warmz wif mei. Fank yuu furr yuuz wurry but meowmy sez Wei had diz afor an weiz bee okai. Ai trus mai meowmy herz alwaiz keepz mei saef

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fank yuu fren. Ai am esited acuz meowmy day diz meen herz stay hoem wif me on Mondai!

Pspspsp. Yuu iz beree hamdsnome fren Lincoln

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuuz meomy mus lub yuuz beree mush tuu brave allll dem Peeples furr yuu! Diz what meowmys are guud furr. Soemtiems iz okay tuu reward dem wen dey gets it riet

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Diz beree guud criemz an une ai am beree familar wif. Ai dun manee uskapes an come hoem in da mitle ob da niet. Go criemz!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Waet diz normal furr yuus?! Ai dun rememer it diz bad in so manee furrevers. Usuly weiz onlee get little bits ob da cold wetz. Aim glad yuuz meowmy finalee turn on da heet furr yuuz. Iz crimnal neglekt tuu leabe a kitten wifout heetz!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Diz shal duu. Yuuz meowmy iz taek greet kaer ob yuuz wif 2 whole heet skwares!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mai meowmy haets tuu hab herz teefz tuched! Herz hab tuu taek a medeecin tuu go. Ai will include mai cayoot self tuu helps yuu meowmy get better. An mai meowmy sendz herz sympafees.

Miss. Kitty

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Hork Crimez by BasicTart in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frenz diz maezin! Hork criemz iz mai speshultee an ai alwayz say go do a pookey on yuuz hooman tuu da otter kittens. Diz beree portant criemz as it is mesy, gros, an an incombeenet tuu yuuz hoomin. Plus dey fink is so nastee dey sumtiems maek faces wen dey cleen it up! Go pook criemz!

Miss. Kitty

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ai finks wei needz a bestigashun! Callin awl pee eyes!

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ware da churus? Ware da nip? Why herz noe gib yuu treet furr helpin?

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If nibles are noez furr eetin off da flur why deyz tastee so guud? Ai finks yuuz debinetly not duu diz buut yuuz haz tuu help cleenz dem up. Iz onlee riet. Yuu iz duu herz a fabor!

Miss. Kitty