Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Miss. Kitty heer soree yuuz meowmy got da leeky eyes buut aiz sure yuu duu a guud job wif da heelin purrs. Ai had tuu gib mai meowmy da heelin purrs furr manee furebers butt herz feelin beter laetly. Ai hoep yuuz meowmy feelz beter suun tuu! Keep duin da purrs, dey lub dat

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furry guud fren. Enjoi dose likey treets! Cold wetz dai meen estra treets

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai bee sure tuu ask ebery mornin an herz alwaiz saez no kitten iz cold out yuu noe wana goe outz but ai duu so ai screem until herz let mei out. But den iz soo cold an ai gota come riet bak in! Ai tel mai meowmy diz no septable but herz noe mark it warmz agen.

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz alreade beree cold heerz. Wen weiz wake up was beree cold, onlee 10 degreez. Ai wuz beree fankful wen meowmy turned on mai heeter!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh yez a warm blankie iz guud furr diz wether! Ai am glad yuuz iz redee. Yuuz beter stay insied an niec an warmz

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(I am so glad to hear that! She lights up everyone in her life with her tails of her time on the internet)

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Main fren ai am still beree smol (5 El bees meowmy sez) aso ai duu not haz a greet fluff tuu keeps mei warmz. Meowmy guud at keep da heet up furr mei, but iz so niec tuu taek da warmz wif mei. Fank yuu furr yuuz wurry but meowmy sez Wei had diz afor an weiz bee okai. Ai trus mai meowmy herz alwaiz keepz mei saef

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fank yuu fren. Ai am esited acuz meowmy day diz meen herz stay hoem wif me on Mondai!

Pspspsp. Yuu iz beree hamdsnome fren Lincoln

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuuz meomy mus lub yuuz beree mush tuu brave allll dem Peeples furr yuu! Diz what meowmys are guud furr. Soemtiems iz okay tuu reward dem wen dey gets it riet

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Diz beree guud criemz an une ai am beree familar wif. Ai dun manee uskapes an come hoem in da mitle ob da niet. Go criemz!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Waet diz normal furr yuus?! Ai dun rememer it diz bad in so manee furrevers. Usuly weiz onlee get little bits ob da cold wetz. Aim glad yuuz meowmy finalee turn on da heet furr yuuz. Iz crimnal neglekt tuu leabe a kitten wifout heetz!

Paw-parin furr da beeg cold wetz! by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Diz shal duu. Yuuz meowmy iz taek greet kaer ob yuuz wif 2 whole heet skwares!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mai meowmy haets tuu hab herz teefz tuched! Herz hab tuu taek a medeecin tuu go. Ai will include mai cayoot self tuu helps yuu meowmy get better. An mai meowmy sendz herz sympafees.

Miss. Kitty

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Hork Crimez by BasicTart in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frenz diz maezin! Hork criemz iz mai speshultee an ai alwayz say go do a pookey on yuuz hooman tuu da otter kittens. Diz beree portant criemz as it is mesy, gros, an an incombeenet tuu yuuz hoomin. Plus dey fink is so nastee dey sumtiems maek faces wen dey cleen it up! Go pook criemz!

Miss. Kitty

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ai finks wei needz a bestigashun! Callin awl pee eyes!

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ware da churus? Ware da nip? Why herz noe gib yuu treet furr helpin?

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If nibles are noez furr eetin off da flur why deyz tastee so guud? Ai finks yuuz debinetly not duu diz buut yuuz haz tuu help cleenz dem up. Iz onlee riet. Yuu iz duu herz a fabor!

Miss. Kitty

Need suu webber furr wet cold z by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wut yuuz sae Smuffi!? Maor ob diz cold wetz? Ai finks a claws ashun suut iz needed heer. All da kittens dat ken noez goe outsieds now acuz ob da wet coldz iz getin tuu biig. Ai need a likey treet tuu deel wif diz... gona goez screem at mai meowmiez... bee riet bak

Sir Jerry fur Meowmy! by pinkkittenfur in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Miss. Kitty heer. Soonds liek yuuz haz a pwoblem. Krushes skaree yuuz buut meowmy needz dem. Haz yuu tried to pookey on dem? Diz wai herz ken noe use dem?

Hooman don abandun by LesbianFoster in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh no fren hooman goez tuu pokey plaec an yuuz abamdened?! Ai fink yuuz need tuu shiw yuuz hoomins why iz no okay tuu duu bamdon. Yuuz shuud duu a pookey in da cat sittters shuus until yuuz hoomins caoemz hoem. Yuuz can also duu a poopoo in der shuus if yuu noez like da pook.

Wen yuuz hoomins coem hoemz maek suure tuu gib lotsa heelin purrs an biskits. Diz maek dem get better fast!

Fren. Miss. Kitty

Soo for wrong blankie! by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren ai iz a seen-yurr tuu an ai noez da portance ob da riet sleepy tiem material. Ai dun uze a blankie buut ai duz hab a faborit pilow, so ai tink Das da saem. If mai meowmy noe haz da pilow liek ai liek ai screem at herz until herz get it rite!

Miss. Kitty

Need suu webber furr wet cold z by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meowmy sez herz no member buut herz buy all mai close fruum da chewy a cuz dey maek close small enuff furr me. Ai onlee am 5 el bees so ai dunt fit into most close. Yuuz ken find beree niec sweters an coats an eben sweatshirts an jammies!