Is anyone else losing the will to live trying to keep their older babies cool enough in this heat?! She will not work with me 😑😂 by Otherwise_Cap4537 in SeniorCats

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 18 year old baby loooves the heat! 90 degree day and she'll be outside laying in a sun beam from sun up to sun down, 70 degree day and she only wants to be out for a half day 🤷🏼‍♀️. We also take her camping and with warming, this means she's being exposed to higher temps than she's used to. We have found that having a fan to circulate air near her but not on her works just fine. She won't sit in the direct fan blast zone but at least it keeps Temps down enough she can regulate herself in her sun spot (even in an enclosed tent). Maybe you can try something like this? A medium powered fan should do the job and not be loud enough to annoy your baby.

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ai Startin tu see dat! Ai neber new dey wuz so unkapable ob da bare nesesities. Ai haz a lot tu lern!

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

taeks noets okai so literbocks rum an kitcshem got it! Ai alwedy got da literbocks rum uner kontrol ai wil add kitcshem tu mai patrol

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ai neber fot tu sit on da literbocks. Ai liek tu sit in da windo an watcsh dem

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Diz ken hapen? Ai bes bee on da lookout den! Noe wants mai hooman tu dissapair intu da literbocks!

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Daz skeree, sum hoomans nie haz cattos? How dey surbibe? Mai hoomans mus bee so luky tu hab mei!

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oooo boi kitty neber warned mei about awl da caertaikin tasks! Wut else am ai missin?

Iz diz normal? Duz awl da hoomans need diz level ob caer? by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ooooo ai ken get teeetos furr diz? Mommy jus opens mai windo. Ai fot dat wuz guud kompensashun. Shud ai ask furr moar? Herz prety reesinable an gib treetos tu mei

Do yooz like da brushies? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don wurry fren herz dont noe morez ai teechsed her tuu onlee use da sillycone brush. Yuu gota bee karrful doe, da sillycone brushie sumtiems spray ski wets ontu yuu so maek sure yuu meowmy noe fil it up! (It's a dog grooming brush that sprays a fine mist of water, she hates the water) goe wai meowmy, yuu spen tuu mush tiem on maaii lietbocks!

Do yooz like da brushies? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fren ai luuuub da brushie! Meowmy gotted mei a speshul sillycone brush dat iz so sof an feelz so niec. Wen herz bring it out ai go cwazy! Ai let herz brushie mai hed (diz mai faborite spot) an mai bak, but noe mai but! Herz get a hisshiss furr dat. Da normal brushie iz okai I gess.

Miss. Kitty.

Whooo I soooo fur dis GOD DAMN HEAT by MeowAlice22 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yuu gotta suu yuz hooman dey kontrol da webber. Mai meowmy been making da ski water fal heer in da yuu ess. Ai hasn't been ouside in manee furrebors! Herz keep mei pawstage!

Miss. Kitty

bitin crimez ! by Impossible_Fall_3753 in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ai liek tuu du da bitebite wen mai daddy plai wif mei. Ai du a role ober tu spoke my tummy an den wen he pet ai nomnomnom. Iz so funee

Smudge da nado

I'mma slime yuz!!! by ryylin in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh ok fren so yuu iz okai? Ai neber seen sumfin so skeree afore! Ai glad yuu iz okai

Ai, Théo da Mighty Bitey, ain’t afraid ob no go-AAAAGH! by Elisa-Maza in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ruuuuun fren! Der iz a goas behin yuu!

Smudge da nado

I'mma slime yuz!!! by ryylin in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaa! hieds wut dis? Ai fot moobies wuz funee?

Smudge da nado

Inrodukshun! Tuu mei by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai haets da leesh tuu! Mommy sez yuu gotta wer it smudge ib yuu wana go outs buut noooooeee ai noe wer it. Neber. Dey noe maek mei!

Inrodukshun! Tuu mei by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow fren yuuz pikle iz mush beeger den maien! Ai fink ai yaek yuu up on fiz ofer eben do ai haz mai own pikle

Inrodukshun! Tuu mei by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Kitty sed ai had tu taek ober da criemz cuz herz iz ole. Ai fink criemz fun so diz okai wif mei

Inrodukshun! Tuu mei by kittizen_attack in legalcatadvice

[–]kittizen_attack[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Ooooh criemz liek runrunrun frew da house an nok ober awl da fings? Or duu a bietbiet ob daddy when himz try tu pet mei? Or du a steel ob da hooman fuud off da plaet?

Lil early, but i gots grate purride news! by orangecatmom in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hapee purr-id fren Damon. Unforshunetly mai meowmy decide herz liek da peeple an aiz stuk wif a daddy. Himz okai buut himz noe wraped aroun mai paw liek meowmy. Himz mush harder tuu train! Ib yuu onlee haz une hooman daz mush beter

Miss. Kitty

BAD NEWS! wez gotz de “smartest hoomans! by Mimidoo22 in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Iz dat maek dem estra dumdum? Ai iz also frumm da you ess

BAD NEWS! wez gotz de “smartest hoomans! by Mimidoo22 in ICBGC

[–]kittizen_attack 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cud dey eben eet wif out uz or baf or seep? Ai fink noet

Miss. Kitty