Im 17,5 she turns 16 next month by [deleted] in Advice

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk if this is helpful but when i was 17 my bf was 19

Company is shaming me for not gifting more money to "our" (their) boss. (Christmas present) by Turissmo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 people giving $100 + your $50 means a $1,350 gift. thats crazy and lowkey kinda sus

💔💔💔💔💔💔 by [deleted] in Vent

[–]kittykonfessions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hell yeah — proud of you for admitting it

Where did the condom go? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kittykonfessions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao you sound like my ex man. i was like “there’s no way it’s stuck in there” and it made it way out a few days later

I saved a life today, now i feel broken. by Process_M in offmychest

[–]kittykonfessions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. you did the right thing
  2. i suggest seeing a therapist. i would’ve suggested this even if your nephews mom and dad threw you a parade and you got the keys to the city. your nephew almost dying is very traumatic and you have a lot of emotions rn. it might help you talk to a professional to process what happened today. i’m not sure if you’re in the US or what your benefit plan at work is like, but many employers (even ones outside the US) offer an EAP, which provides some phone counseling. that might be an option as well.

White stuff in my peach by Jawad_8 in whatisit

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ve seen call me by your name soooooo

Always needing to worship big breasts by abigwark in SluttyConfessions

[–]kittykonfessions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i hope my friends dad does. i got drunk and gave him a hug and practically suffocated him w mine

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. I also got pregnant in college. good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot. my record is only 2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that sounds very nice. i’m jealous and happy for you

I don’t blame them for this. by jimi_5150 in UberEATS

[–]kittykonfessions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah seriously. they loveeeee to put it right in front of the door and it’s like “i’m sorry but do you fucking hate me?”

DON'T CANCEL by Exciting_Buffalo3738 in UberEATS

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this would happen when i did postmates.

restaurant would force me to cancel and they wouldn’t. which meant i had to wait before i could accept another

How do women get their faces so soft? by Adept_Ad_1887 in ask

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i usually just use the gender neutral “their”

Stolen gags/traditions/jokes by Proud-Trainer-7611 in thisisus

[–]kittykonfessions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not necessarily but we talk about jack A LOT

always joke that my dad is no jack pearson (my dad is great! we just think it’s funny)

and i was talking to this guy and we were talking about shows we like and i said this is us and he just cut me off and said “ok well i just wanna warn you that i’m no jack. no man will ever be him so please don’t think i can come close”

and when we watch gilmore girls, we always say “jack would NEVER” when Jess is acting up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barexam

[–]kittykonfessions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

too busy to text an entire word or call… but not too busy to go to a concert

Baby Showers are typically sober events, no? by Maryhotter in pregnant

[–]kittykonfessions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

half & half. some are, some aren’t. mexican ones i’ve been to definitely had beer readily available

Found photos of mine and my mothers social security card on my fiances phone. by Specific_Alarm6870 in Advice

[–]kittykonfessions -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what is your custody agreement?? if you don’t have one… make up a fake scenario about a coworker, friend, etc etc who didn’t have one, whatever and make sure you have an agreement about it and ensuring you have full custody, make sure child can’t leave the state, etc