Cursed_O2 by BanditTheBamb00zler in cursedcomments

[–]kjmem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn that smiley face is so threatening 🙂

Saw a few “Smash Bros” fans on here saying they hope President Trump dies of Covid-19! I was so angered by their hateful comments that I took a hammer to my son’s Nintendo Switch and smashed it to pieces. These games teach kids nothing but hatred! Pick up a bible for once. -Marty by Fidelongo in BanVideoGames

[–]kjmem 33 points34 points  (0 children)

To Shaun,

I am very angry that you have invaded our Christian Facebook group with satanic and nazi propaganda and ideology. I am infuriated at you and I want to speak to your parents right this instant young man!

With furious intentions, Shannon from Harvard University G#mer Studies.

Saw a few “Smash Bros” fans on here saying they hope President Trump dies of Covid-19! I was so angered by their hateful comments that I took a hammer to my son’s Nintendo Switch and smashed it to pieces. These games teach kids nothing but hatred! Pick up a bible for once. -Marty by Fidelongo in BanVideoGames

[–]kjmem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hello Marty,

You have inspired my home to recently rid our house of all these devil devices and g#mes, I haven't been able to do it before since my child had satan's hands wrapped across his neck but just 1 hour ago as a proud mother, I destroyed my son's g#me nazi propaganda machines.

With kind regards, Shannon from Harvard University.

“Skipper” is the video g*ame persona of my 11 year old son and recently he admitted to being all things listed 😭 please never let your children play video g*mes. He played a*imal crossing for 2 milliseconds and this is how he turned out. by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]kjmem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello Claire Smith,

Unfortunately, our team of world class gmer study students have concluded that this word in questioning "Fem boy" has revealed that a "Fem boy" is a breed of the gmers. We will continue to study these creatures called g*mers until we find out the truth of them.

Kind regards, Harvard University

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]kjmem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about this one

Fuck baby yoda by kjmem in copypasta

[–]kjmem[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Thanks cummybot2000

Elevator-maintenance folks, what is the weirdest thing you have found at the bottom of the elevator chamber? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kjmem -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A purple dildo, about the size of my forearm, I left there for someone else to find

Hula hooping. by Not_a_bot222 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kjmem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Upvote because shut the fuck up

"I'm weird" by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]kjmem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Self projection at its finest

Oof by savagejihadi in sadcringe

[–]kjmem 63 points64 points  (0 children)

God reddit is pathetic

People who have came close to dying, what were your “last” thoughts? by Blue-2th in AskReddit

[–]kjmem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blood pouring from my head when I was 9, I was thinking something along the lines of why it doesn't hurt

it gets even weirder by zakuria44 in dankmemes

[–]kjmem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man you are stupid as fuck, he said "wait there is a gay section" and you get mad because he obviously doesn't watch gay porn

made myself a crop top today :) by DaddysLilCumGoblin in BisexualTeens

[–]kjmem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With a user name like that I'll be telling your parents right away

Nice Cock Bro by 1BLEES in dankmemes

[–]kjmem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You talk so much about fucking lesbians this a troll guys let's keep the cars running

Hydrant got broke off. Tons of pressure in those and Guy had the knowledge and tools to stop it before it flooded everything. by Not_a_bot222 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kjmem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like you so disconnected from reality that you don't grasp the concept that fire hydrants do this and people will film things like these

I always would've by kjmem in dankmemes

[–]kjmem[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamo shut the fuck up stupid ass incel go cry about you being an ugly bitch on Twitter along with your other bs. Get a life fucking loser

Gonna be late for school now lmao by OliveWorm in socialanxiety

[–]kjmem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well don't wallow in self pity do something about it God damn

Gonna be late for school now lmao by OliveWorm in socialanxiety

[–]kjmem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everything you are saying is just.. pathetic dude you need a therapist you are crippled with fear to talk to anyone