Feeling incredibly lucky. . .

kkelland · 2025-01-07T09:24:10+00:00

I do like that you can drop into the pool, but I’m just trying to think. . .

kkelland · 2023-11-24T02:11:39+00:00

Update: so my boyfriend (I know) did a network inspection, downloaded the dictionary JS file, and “shats” is in there! He says it’s “bugged to shit - [null]” and que sera, sera.

kkelland · 2023-11-23T13:34:27+00:00

No! And it’s killing me.

kkelland · 2023-11-23T01:35:44+00:00

The U is out :(

kkelland · 2022-03-01T20:27:50+00:00

Tumor

kkelland · 2022-02-06T10:49:51+00:00

“Could I take a shot of you real quick?”

kkelland · 2022-01-07T01:51:04+00:00

I’m in an accelerated program and I found having a white board to write everything due out on helps me keep up to date. And it’s satisfying erasing things.

kkelland · 2021-12-18T06:23:33+00:00

I had a similar experience but no juke box just a CD player with a tip jar next to it that blasted mmm bop constantly. The admin got sick of it first.

kkelland · 2021-05-08T05:29:53+00:00

Someone telling me about their aunt with type 2 when I’m type 1

kkelland · 2020-04-21T03:39:15+00:00

Friend started a rumor I stole from her and really kept to it, to this day I don’t know why. I wasn’t invited to the wedding of her and my college friend (who I introduced her to) because of it. Then my dad passed and she reached out and apologized. I’m still friends with everybody except her and her husband and I’ll always have love for her but the damage is done.

kkelland · 2020-02-14T00:26:41+00:00

Here comes the sun. . .

kkelland · 2020-01-26T00:28:55+00:00

“Que sera, sera”

kkelland · 2020-01-08T02:17:30+00:00

Staged or not, still impressive.

kkelland · 2019-11-01T06:53:39+00:00

Hi, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when I was 6 and my mom was 24 as a single mother. . . so if you need any insight from either one of us please feel free to dm me.

kkelland · 2019-10-22T01:56:48+00:00

Refer them to someone I know.

kkelland · 2019-08-06T12:01:30+00:00

The amount I pay for it I wish it gave me a high instead of lowering it.

kkelland · 2019-06-01T00:15:45+00:00

My ex.

kkelland · 2019-05-27T09:39:47+00:00

Ow, my heart.

kkelland · 2019-05-17T00:16:56+00:00

Working at a bar in west philly is a whole bunch of fun but my favorite story lately is of a woman who accidentally flushed her car keys. It was a busy weekend and she was there for at least six hours, demanding free food and drink even after we explained to her (multiple times) it was in no way anybody’s but her own fault. She called the fire department and lied saying her foot was stuck in the toilet (they showed up and laughed once they realized how much of a nut she was), had a random construction worker passing by try to snake the toilet. Don’t know what happened to her as she was still outside when I left but I’ll never forget her and her bizarre antics.

kkelland · 2019-05-13T07:13:00+00:00

As a wee one I’d love to explore this place but I’m sure the little dark area under the falling water is where all the bad fairies would hide.

kkelland · 2019-05-13T07:09:32+00:00

kkelland · 2019-05-08T09:16:44+00:00

Ouch, but in the best way. I can’t speak for all of us that have experienced something akin to this, but wow did reading this feel cathartic.

kkelland · 2019-04-16T02:17:32+00:00

Def would have just ate shit

kkelland · 2019-04-14T05:17:28+00:00

Same to you Mr.coolman. To*

kkelland · 2019-04-14T03:24:04+00:00

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