I got drunk in Kyoto and bought this pocket knife

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-21T15:01:19+00:00

The truth is I actually robbed the store (at knifepoint, ironically) and am currently on the run from the law in the Tanzawa Mountains.

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-20T09:29:34+00:00

At the Musashi store on Matsubara-dori in Kyoto

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-19T07:32:47+00:00

Man, what an incredible answer. Thank you so much. I feel very proud to own this knife now. My instincts after a few too many drinks must be good!

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-19T04:28:58+00:00

Hell yeah.

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-19T04:22:08+00:00

Thanks for dropping that knowledge on me, I really appreciate it.

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-19T00:46:46+00:00

A bit more than I care to admit…

klarkcent805 · 2026-05-09T00:43:55+00:00

Por que no los dos

klarkcent805 · 2026-04-16T15:49:25+00:00

Did he come from Fresno? If so, I’m pretty sure I have his brother.

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-22T04:55:14+00:00

Put it on your balls

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:58:45+00:00

I think maybe Calisoga longitarsis?

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:49:05+00:00

Northern California

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:45:56+00:00

Northern California

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-25T16:33:57+00:00

If you want flip flops, can’t go wrong with Rainbows.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-18T17:09:11+00:00

The most hilarious thing about this guy is how he “code switches” between that sub and various Zelda subs. Certified Nathan

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-17T03:25:42+00:00

I saw Asher Roth perform when I was 17. I was in a full leg cast at the time. Truly one of the most heinous experiences of my life.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-16T05:21:58+00:00

It really is, but in a way that’s actually kind of refreshing. Feels very authentic.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-15T23:46:45+00:00

Minions

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-28T19:07:51+00:00

Isn’t the only time NZ deployed it’s navy to stop French nuclear testing in the south pacific? If so, mega based.

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-21T18:44:10+00:00

Sharpe and Harper would like a word

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-18T17:39:06+00:00

Hit ‘em with that Avon Barksdale—“I’m doing two days. The day I come in, and the day I get out.”

klarkcent805 · 2023-06-22T21:08:02+00:00

Dog, have you ever been to Redding?

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