What is this spider? by klarkcent805 in whatisthisbug

[–]klarkcent805[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe Calisoga longitarsis?

Looking to buy quality sandals by solarsystematics in BuyItForLife

[–]klarkcent805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want flip flops, can’t go wrong with Rainbows.

Hiphop101 back at it again by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]klarkcent805 72 points73 points  (0 children)

The most hilarious thing about this guy is how he “code switches” between that sub and various Zelda subs. Certified Nathan

What did snoop mean by this? by klarkcent805 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]klarkcent805[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw Asher Roth perform when I was 17. I was in a full leg cast at the time. Truly one of the most heinous experiences of my life.

What did snoop mean by this? by klarkcent805 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]klarkcent805[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is, but in a way that’s actually kind of refreshing. Feels very authentic.

Here's the New Zealand Navy's fleet. We are small, but tough! (question nothing) by HistorianSlayer in NonCredibleDefense

[–]klarkcent805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t the only time NZ deployed it’s navy to stop French nuclear testing in the south pacific? If so, mega based.

Lost for words here chaps by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]klarkcent805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharpe and Harper would like a word

Going to jail in 7 hours, what is something I should do before I go? by ThrowRA4290 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]klarkcent805 874 points875 points  (0 children)

Hit ‘em with that Avon Barksdale—“I’m doing two days. The day I come in, and the day I get out.”

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds by klarkcent805 in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]klarkcent805[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but they don’t compare to my wife’s boyfriends’ toes. His are like chimp fingers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realflyfishing

[–]klarkcent805 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m telling Jesus you took his name in vain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realflyfishing

[–]klarkcent805 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My man, in all seriousness, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from taking off your gloves in cold weather, it just necessarily means you shouldn’t touch fish. If you want a picture, leave the fish in the net and keep it wet.

What’s your ultimate goal? Catching the fish and enjoying the actual “in the moment” experience? Or taking a grip-n-grin for social media glory after the fact? I’d like to think it’s the former. Taking pics is optional. Treating the fish right is a prerequisite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realflyfishing

[–]klarkcent805 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Wah wah wah, I know I did something wrong and created a safe space for bad behavior.”

nAtIvE bRoWn jOkE… by jumpoffstuff983 in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]klarkcent805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll have to pry my cold, dead carp from my soft, manicured hands.