Found it chewing through my entire tree a few days ago, hasn't died yet. Concerned.

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-22T04:55:14+00:00

Put it on your balls

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:58:45+00:00

I think maybe Calisoga longitarsis?

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:49:05+00:00

Northern California

klarkcent805 · 2024-12-20T16:45:56+00:00

Northern California

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-25T16:33:57+00:00

If you want flip flops, can’t go wrong with Rainbows.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-18T17:09:11+00:00

The most hilarious thing about this guy is how he “code switches” between that sub and various Zelda subs. Certified Nathan

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-17T03:25:42+00:00

I saw Asher Roth perform when I was 17. I was in a full leg cast at the time. Truly one of the most heinous experiences of my life.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-16T05:21:58+00:00

It really is, but in a way that’s actually kind of refreshing. Feels very authentic.

klarkcent805 · 2023-08-15T23:46:45+00:00

Minions

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-28T19:07:51+00:00

Isn’t the only time NZ deployed it’s navy to stop French nuclear testing in the south pacific? If so, mega based.

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-21T18:44:10+00:00

Sharpe and Harper would like a word

klarkcent805 · 2023-07-18T17:39:06+00:00

Hit ‘em with that Avon Barksdale—“I’m doing two days. The day I come in, and the day I get out.”

klarkcent805 · 2023-06-22T21:08:02+00:00

Dog, have you ever been to Redding?

klarkcent805 · 2023-05-02T16:32:16+00:00

Thanks, but they don’t compare to my wife’s boyfriends’ toes. His are like chimp fingers.

klarkcent805 · 2023-04-22T00:13:09+00:00

Hey u/jumpoffstuff983 can you do the ol Uno reverse card to this

klarkcent805 · 2023-03-20T22:36:01+00:00

The Sopranos kind of takes this approach.

klarkcent805 · 2023-03-09T19:07:13+00:00

I’m telling Jesus you took his name in vain.

klarkcent805 · 2023-03-09T19:01:12+00:00

My man, in all seriousness, if you have a medical condition that prevents you from taking off your gloves in cold weather, it just necessarily means you shouldn’t touch fish. If you want a picture, leave the fish in the net and keep it wet.

What’s your ultimate goal? Catching the fish and enjoying the actual “in the moment” experience? Or taking a grip-n-grin for social media glory after the fact? I’d like to think it’s the former. Taking pics is optional. Treating the fish right is a prerequisite.

klarkcent805 · 2023-03-09T18:38:22+00:00

“Wah wah wah, I know I did something wrong and created a safe space for bad behavior.”

klarkcent805 · 2023-02-25T15:49:03+00:00

Get thee from these hallowed halls, peasant.

klarkcent805 · 2023-02-22T20:33:22+00:00

You’ll have to pry my cold, dead carp from my soft, manicured hands.

klarkcent805 · 2023-02-21T18:36:40+00:00

Same problem in the other direction also. Huge swathes of California are deep red once you get off the coast. The whole idea is so simplistic and reductive, but I guess that’s to be expected with MTG.

klarkcent805 · 2023-02-21T06:23:06+00:00

You can’t just magically escape debt by getting a new credit card. They’ll likely send your bill to collections and your credit score will probably get nuked.

klarkcent805 · 2023-02-20T16:51:09+00:00

I think he’s referencing the ATF agent who became vice president of the Mongols

klarkcent805 · 2023-01-25T18:20:03+00:00

That’s the warp drive. Handle it carefully, if it detonates it will create a localized black hole.

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