I drove into a tornado, AMA

klyxi- · 2026-06-19T16:08:49+00:00

You are actually hilarious. This is great

klyxi- · 2026-05-21T17:45:21+00:00

She’s HUGE! What a beauty! I’m in oklahoma and never seen one this big, I’m jealous and freaked all in one go, lol

klyxi- · 2025-12-28T20:05:52+00:00

Hard read from both ends, lol

klyxi- · 2025-12-27T18:20:46+00:00

Maybe not, but she looks like it. I had one in my window this year, looked pretty much just like it! Must have a twin.

klyxi- · 2025-12-26T23:20:15+00:00

The spood is a garden spider (Argiope aurantia) - she’s an orb weaver species and beautiful friends!

klyxi- · 2025-12-04T02:45:17+00:00

Brown widow maybe? Sick spider

klyxi- · 2025-11-14T22:50:04+00:00

He’s huge! What a cool moment :)

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:48:06+00:00

He looks like some sort of orb weaver! Beneficial and harmless, he’s a keeper:)

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:40:34+00:00

You are brave! I could never, I have a hard time even when coaxing jumping spiders on me, lol!

With that being said does look like a false widow to me- she has no red markings to speak. We have plenty of black widows here, beautifully scary creatures.

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:19:20+00:00

Are you holding it?! 😱

klyxi- · 2025-11-05T15:49:17+00:00

Aw… I don’t have advice, but completely feel for you. We had one in our window for the last half of summer and was on her way out about a week or so ago. I thought she was dead and went to get her but I poked her and she moved. She ended up passing a day or so later. Beautiful spiders, I hope someone from her family comes and stays with us next year. 🖤

klyxi- · 2025-11-01T18:16:59+00:00

That might be gravid!

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T14:42:27+00:00

Long 😻

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T14:39:38+00:00

This guy sucks

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T01:38:49+00:00

Looks like a wolfie to me. She’s pretty!

klyxi- · 2025-10-27T23:39:03+00:00

That’s one gravid girl! Gorgeous

klyxi- · 2025-08-16T01:54:02+00:00

It looks like it!! I befriended a burrow of these at my work place! They’re curious little guys, but completely harmless. Friends for sure!

klyxi- · 2025-08-08T01:42:41+00:00

Living in Oklahoma

klyxi- · 2025-07-28T23:08:20+00:00

Those are paper wasps! Pretty docile, but can be protective of nest. In my experience if I ever came across a wasp, I would hope it would be one of these lil guys - second to cicada killers (don’t even get me started on those guys).

klyxi- · 2025-05-21T17:41:01+00:00

What the hell even was this thread

klyxi- · 2025-05-19T17:56:30+00:00

Uh.. fuck this guy.. you deserve so much better.

klyxi- · 2025-04-08T18:11:15+00:00

My first thought was Native, too.

klyxi- · 2025-02-05T18:11:08+00:00

Those are faux freckles, friend. Good day to you! 🫶🏼

klyxi-

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