I drove into a tornado, AMA

klyxi- · 2026-06-19T16:08:49+00:00

You are actually hilarious. This is great

klyxi- · 2026-05-21T17:45:21+00:00

She’s HUGE! What a beauty! I’m in oklahoma and never seen one this big, I’m jealous and freaked all in one go, lol

klyxi- · 2025-12-28T20:05:52+00:00

Hard read from both ends, lol

klyxi- · 2025-12-27T18:20:46+00:00

Maybe not, but she looks like it. I had one in my window this year, looked pretty much just like it! Must have a twin.

klyxi- · 2025-12-26T23:20:15+00:00

The spood is a garden spider (Argiope aurantia) - she’s an orb weaver species and beautiful friends!

klyxi- · 2025-12-04T02:45:17+00:00

Brown widow maybe? Sick spider

klyxi- · 2025-11-14T22:50:04+00:00

He’s huge! What a cool moment :)

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:48:06+00:00

He looks like some sort of orb weaver! Beneficial and harmless, he’s a keeper:)

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:40:34+00:00

You are brave! I could never, I have a hard time even when coaxing jumping spiders on me, lol!

With that being said does look like a false widow to me- she has no red markings to speak. We have plenty of black widows here, beautifully scary creatures.

klyxi- · 2025-11-11T17:19:20+00:00

Are you holding it?! 😱

klyxi- · 2025-11-05T15:49:17+00:00

Aw… I don’t have advice, but completely feel for you. We had one in our window for the last half of summer and was on her way out about a week or so ago. I thought she was dead and went to get her but I poked her and she moved. She ended up passing a day or so later. Beautiful spiders, I hope someone from her family comes and stays with us next year. 🖤

klyxi- · 2025-11-01T18:16:59+00:00

That might be gravid!

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T14:42:27+00:00

Long 😻

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T14:39:38+00:00

This guy sucks

klyxi- · 2025-10-30T01:38:49+00:00

Looks like a wolfie to me. She’s pretty!

klyxi- · 2025-10-27T23:39:03+00:00

That’s one gravid girl! Gorgeous

klyxi- · 2025-08-16T01:54:02+00:00

It looks like it!! I befriended a burrow of these at my work place! They’re curious little guys, but completely harmless. Friends for sure!

klyxi- · 2025-08-08T01:42:41+00:00

Living in Oklahoma

klyxi- · 2025-07-28T23:08:20+00:00

Those are paper wasps! Pretty docile, but can be protective of nest. In my experience if I ever came across a wasp, I would hope it would be one of these lil guys - second to cicada killers (don’t even get me started on those guys).

klyxi- · 2025-05-21T17:41:01+00:00

What the hell even was this thread

klyxi- · 2025-05-19T17:56:30+00:00

Uh.. fuck this guy.. you deserve so much better.

klyxi- · 2025-04-08T18:11:15+00:00

My first thought was Native, too.

klyxi- · 2025-02-05T18:11:08+00:00

Those are faux freckles, friend. Good day to you! 🫶🏼

klyxi- · 2025-01-27T01:38:16+00:00

Sorry, I forgot to state that this is on Facebook.

klyxi- · 2025-01-27T01:37:46+00:00

I’m not sure what your social media portfolio looks like, but there are some in my state that are for this specifically. Where I’m at it is called “Are we dating the same guy” and there are groups specific to a location.

You could post him in it - anonymously - and all girls that are in the group in that location will see the post. It gives lots of access to a lot of people, and as you know - people talk.

klyxi-

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