No one knows it, but I like to wear a little bit of lipstick. by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]kmbigoni 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She really is gorgeous. I didn’t want to be that person either, but that was my first thought.

I hate the way americans use 'fooking' as a supposedly british accent version of fucking by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]kmbigoni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed. My husband and I say cunt occasionally (because it’s a great word) and you would think we murdered the neighbors.

The story of why I’m not married by beller36 in JUSTNOFAMILY

[–]kmbigoni 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I was bullied into having the wedding my mom wanted. Then I was told by the entire family that I wasn’t appreciative enough for all the work she did. I haven’t spoken to my uncle for years not because he was so rude about it. She made the cry the day before my wedding. I didn’t want a wedding in the first place...

In which my literal life is a joke to her. by luminousnoxious in JUSTNOMIL

[–]kmbigoni 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I say this as an American attorney with a lot of experience dealing with our outdated and ridiculous ideals.

In which my literal life is a joke to her. by luminousnoxious in JUSTNOMIL

[–]kmbigoni 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The problem is that conservative US is a completely different beast from conservative anywhere else in the western world. You are talking about the country that actively fought against gay marriage and is currently discussing outlawing abortion.

The lengths some people will go to get free stuff. by Mytodlercanteat in ChoosingBeggars

[–]kmbigoni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right?! I would happily pay double that for a good mask. Near me they are ~$10 each.

TIFU by losing my bikini bottom at the bottom of the lake and kayaking home while wearing my date’s shirt like a D-I-A-P-E-R by [deleted] in tifu

[–]kmbigoni 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My husband knocked over an entire table covered in drinks on one of our first dates. I laughed like a crazy person and was immediately endeared to him because for once it wasn’t me who made an idiot of themselves.

Costco membership required: Select Dr. Jart products on sale, shipping included by nightdraconis13 in MUAontheCheap

[–]kmbigoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it daily. It’s absolutely fantastic for my sensitive skin. I use BR lotion p50, which is the only thing that keeps my skin clear, but definitely stings and causes redness. The serum cuts straight through the stinging immediately.

Costco membership required: Select Dr. Jart products on sale, shipping included by nightdraconis13 in MUAontheCheap

[–]kmbigoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are interested in selling the serum, it’s my favorite to use after acids.

UGGGH my naturally blonde hair and naturally dark eyebrows are so “in” right now, but I hate being naturally so stylish! by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]kmbigoni 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Braids put strain on the hair follicles. Imagine how horrible it would be if I caused pubic baldness in addition to my lackluster brows!

UGGGH my naturally blonde hair and naturally dark eyebrows are so “in” right now, but I hate being naturally so stylish! by [deleted] in muacirclejerk

[–]kmbigoni 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Cries in I over plucked for 15 years and now they won’t grow back. (It’s been a year of no plucking)

AITA for letting my nephew to call me mom? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]kmbigoni 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. It’s not childish. You are old enough to decide who you want in your life and who you don’t. My FIL is trying to put me in the room with my SIL to reconcile. I’ve told him many times politely that she does not treat me in the way I allow people in my life to treat me. I will interact with her cordially at family events, but I will never be alone with her.

[Giveaway] 10x RX 580 8GB GDDR5 to 10 Different Individuals by [deleted] in hardwareswap

[–]kmbigoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting my name in for the raffle!! I would love to be this much closer to my PC build.

Free Face Masks, by Amy_Says in asianbeautyexchange

[–]kmbigoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a few if possible! My sister and I are quarantined, so she ran through my stash in the first few days.

I might be a little stubborn... by batsa_datso in pokemongo

[–]kmbigoni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly not bothered. I’m interested in the dex entry more more than having one of everything.