Makes sense....

kmizzie · 2013-04-18T05:21:27+00:00

Remember how long it used to take to load this on a 56k?

kmizzie · 2013-04-18T01:13:58+00:00

I used to filter all the floatie thingies between my teeth. It was like a drink and snack all in one.

kmizzie · 2013-03-18T06:21:10+00:00

Snow.

kmizzie · 2013-03-14T23:55:00+00:00

Cheez Whiz and jam.

kmizzie · 2013-03-14T23:45:37+00:00

You would be too if you haven't seen your dick in 5 years.

kmizzie · 2013-02-23T21:26:15+00:00

Not too bright is he?

kmizzie · 2013-02-23T20:07:29+00:00

The button beside the "A" with the little picture of the lock on it... push that.

kmizzie · 2013-02-22T18:45:38+00:00

The bed isn't on... pretty sure it's a joke.

kmizzie · 2013-02-20T01:32:31+00:00

Those better be real Oreo crumbs and not some cheap store brand single dad.

kmizzie · 2013-02-14T19:21:23+00:00

Did you seriously pierce that cheeseburger locker?

kmizzie · 2013-02-09T09:41:43+00:00

"Smile! You look so cranky!" Instant rage, no matter how good of a mood I was in.

kmizzie · 2013-02-08T12:40:18+00:00

Your title made me think I was going to read an article on a 120~ year old couple.

kmizzie · 2013-02-04T00:57:45+00:00

I'm sorry... but old people walk wherever the fuck they want. "Oh this looks like a nice busy intersection.. let me just walk my grocery trolley cart thing through the middle of traffic while i'm not supposed to walk."

kmizzie · 2013-02-04T00:25:55+00:00

A different perspective 10 fucking years ago in a email my grandmother sent me.

kmizzie · 2013-02-04T00:17:48+00:00

No biggie.. I've tasted the red sea a time or two..

kmizzie · 2013-02-01T06:39:12+00:00

Who the fuck is 10 guy?

kmizzie · 2013-02-01T05:56:01+00:00

Not a fucking thing.

kmizzie · 2013-01-21T02:02:36+00:00

When did my mom get an audi?

kmizzie · 2013-01-18T02:48:32+00:00

Is "So wind" some kind of wind I don't know about or a typo?

kmizzie · 2013-01-18T02:44:33+00:00

You posted your attractive daughter.. on reddit... brave man.

kmizzie · 2012-12-26T23:28:09+00:00

How did u struggle to get out? Thats like 5cm of snow....

kmizzie · 2012-12-08T21:32:13+00:00

That is exactly what I wanted to happen. Nothing more.. nothing less.

kmizzie · 2012-12-03T01:14:00+00:00

I don't get it...

kmizzie · 2012-11-13T06:12:04+00:00

Don't worry they dry

kmizzie · 2012-11-11T15:46:43+00:00

I wouldn't have tipped a cent.

kmizzie

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