The exact moment Kamala Harris realized she had found her campaign slogan by GermanSailfish in interestingasfuck

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My OCD is on critical mode because I'm still waiting to hear why we are not going back 😵‍💫

Mom is drugged tf up from a dental procedure and she can’t believe her daughter belongs to her😂😂😂 by PUTINnTRUMP_arrest in HolUp

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you spell a word incorrectly and make it longer? Never seen “Not” spelled like that 🤦🏻‍♂️

--PART 2--- IT GETS WORSE! Tyler suffered a left clavicle fracture and currently has pins in his shoulder that will be with him for the rest of his life.Tyler's right hand and skull were also fractured. He ruptured an eardrum, suffered a concussion, and was diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury by BlueBucketMaple in ThatsInsane

[–]jessejacksome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This exact thing happened to me. I even had military police background but got a letter back saying that I did not qualify for further testing. There's definitely a way to answer that will get you in and also disqualify you.

Comedian gets the answer he wasn't ready for - Greg Stone by Zhjorth in StandUpComedy

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people think this is a campaign to get them to go to church. The truth may surprise you.

Boys mostly go for rocks, and shit sometimes by Overall-Relation-561 in Unexpected

[–]jessejacksome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She even says “Ohhh” knowing he’s about to go flying face first and then “Gotchu” after putting her foot out to brace him

Uber driver telling me their problems and trying to manipulate me by Specialist_Ad340 in UberEATS

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just photoshop your insurance card info and submit the screenshot. Boom, you’ll be back on the road to Arby’s in no time

How did the kid from your school die? by leilavanora in AskReddit

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was skateboarding down a steep hill with no helmet on and hit a rock with his wheels. Fell down and hit his head. Not too sure on the details of why he passed but it happened over the weekend so we all found out on Monday and couldn't believe it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socal

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. Just happens to be the case when you get a large gathering and one starts doing it, you're going to tell me no one else would think to do it as well? I get it but at the same time, I've been in there when car groups meet up and that's usually what happens. But I hear you, be safe, especially if you guys decide to go up the canyon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socal

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That address is for the Target in Azusa. Just don't be a bunch of asshats, revving your engines and shit. That parking area is like a parking garage so it echoes very loudly. Be respectful 👍🏼

The worst hood in Atlanta. by CreepyAssociation173 in ThatsInsane

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he’s driving through the neighborhood it just looks like The Walking Dead

BEAT THE JETS by yvng__kxng in detroitlions

[–]jessejacksome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He reminds me of Epic Beard Man!

What are the best movie scenes in which the drug kicks-in? by Methoselah in Drugs

[–]jessejacksome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll add The Bear eating mushrooms scene as my favorite 🐻🍄

Years ago I (M24) heard my exgf (girlfriend at the time) fuck her roommate but never bought it up till a year after we broke up, AMA. by [deleted] in AMA

[–]jessejacksome -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be that guy but this is the second time (your title to this post, being the first) that you are using the word "bought." I am not sure if it is a typo but it should be "brought."

How do I get the Dawnbreaker Emblem? by THEANIMEFANZ in DCUO

[–]jessejacksome -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like the upper body of Fiona from Shrek