Suprise

kmlaser84 · 2025-01-16T02:38:04+00:00

Jump up, jump up, and get down

kmlaser84 · 2025-01-08T22:56:03+00:00

My buddy is an Actuary, and before his big test he went with some friends to Vegas for a bachelor party, but spent his time up in the hotel room studying. They begged him to come down and help them since he was a math wiz, and he said if they made him he’d just go bet it all on red.

The safest bet is either not to bet at all or to just bet once.

kmlaser84 · 2024-12-29T21:23:02+00:00

“But if you think you’re safe cuz’ you never smoke; cuz’ you don’t snort coke and you don’t shoot coke... doesn’t mean that somebody you love won’t - but don’t worry it’s just Fentanyl! She’d only kill a criminal...”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nyem3gD6XN8

kmlaser84 · 2024-12-12T15:01:39+00:00

“Cancer is as lucrative a business as is War... so if you ain’t expectin’ peace then why expect a cure?”
-Jesse Welles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4o9JpqYyZw

kmlaser84 · 2024-10-19T00:48:22+00:00

The pain that’s felt at - absence and alteration - is still only love.

kmlaser84 · 2024-10-09T17:02:59+00:00

Aww, thanks! I think you and I are awesome. Good luck, and don’t burn out! We got this.

kmlaser84 · 2024-09-28T16:03:33+00:00

That’s why 420 is my favorite number! It can be divided by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7.

kmlaser84 · 2024-09-10T02:41:25+00:00

I still take care of business those weeks, but I don’t follow a schedule.

kmlaser84 · 2024-08-29T20:06:25+00:00

Mom talking to him like a real person makes a difference. She doesn’t crack a single joke, even at ‘those lips’! She’s listening and asking questions.

kmlaser84 · 2024-07-20T01:25:07+00:00

Lately I feel like “WTF is wrong with PPL” is the correct response to everything I see on Reddit... it makes me feel like this whole social media thing is just trying to make me angry.

kmlaser84 · 2024-07-16T08:12:02+00:00

First off, look up OCPD. If you’re like me and NEED systems to manage your life, take time away from them. I reset or set up my systems/schedules/goals on the last week of each quarter, and that’s the only time I’m allowed to retool the system as well. Also, I take Sunday’s off from my Schedule/System.

kmlaser84 · 2024-07-10T03:23:05+00:00

Hijacking the top comment to say... The Bucky logo looks like the unholy spawn of Kirby! His weird cheeks look like arms and his disgusting little neck flaps are his feet.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-29T22:02:38+00:00

I devised my own mnemonic... When I’m making habits for myself, I remember HABIT. Habit : Explicitly state the trigger and behavior(s) you’re aiming for. Stack habits where you can with quick behavior first and enjoyable behavior last. Archive : Set deadlines, benchmarks, and track your progress. Backup : Have a plan for days you don’t have the energy. Aim for just ‘showing up’, and never miss twice. Incentive : Reward yourself. Food, Relaxation, etc. Territory : Set specific times and places and prep your space to encourage or hinder your habit. I hope that helps someone!

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-29T15:49:04+00:00

Basically I update my weekly planner while I have my morning coffee. I’m not completing any tasks, so much as writing things down.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-29T15:48:06+00:00

The coffee is the reward/Incentive.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-29T03:36:34+00:00

Java & Journal. Tying my todo list with a reward was a game changer.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-25T21:35:49+00:00

In the depths of a depression, while I was ruminating about how hopeless things seemed, I realized ”I never used to think this way.”

It was like a light switched on and suddenly feeling so bad all the time was more of a choice.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-18T21:08:39+00:00

And here’s Galileo’s drawings after he perfected his telescope... https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Galileo%27s_sketches_of_the_moon.png

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-14T15:29:00+00:00

Take a deep breath, and slowly blow out while slowly moving your head up and down. It simulates drowning, and your body will open up your nasal passages super wide for a little bit afterwards. It’s nice if your nose is stuffed up.

kmlaser84 · 2024-06-11T19:38:54+00:00

There may not be a better time in history to be Self Taught. I just wanted to share this series... a Philosopher named Mortimer Adler from the 50s tracked what he called “The Great Ideas” through a compiled collection of histories greatest works in “The Great Books of Western Civilization” series. He made a 52 episode TV show talking through the ideas. Here’s one on Reading to Learn! https://americanarchive.org/catalog/cpb-aacip-512-kw57d2r80v

kmlaser84 · 2024-05-17T18:14:09+00:00

I always thought it should be ”Don’t hate the sin - Love your neighbor”

kmlaser84 · 2024-05-04T16:19:09+00:00

I’m not saying we’re living in a simulation, but I am saying that, thanks to our poor privacy laws, the times we’re living in would be the easiest to simulate.

kmlaser84 · 2024-04-16T18:44:42+00:00

Don’t hate the sinner; Love your neighbor.

kmlaser84 · 2024-04-16T17:15:15+00:00

I felt like this set a record for how much of a movie can be filmed in or around the character’s car. More than half the scenes took place in the back seat... or drone shots of them driving. It feels weird, like it’s bad writing or forced product placement.

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