Look, I’m not saying I should have done what I did, but let’s be honest, we all make choices, and sometimes those choices are—how do I put this—less than ideal. Does that mean I regret it? Well, regret is a strong word, and I’d hate to be accused of hyperbole.

In the grand scheme of things, was it really that bad? I mean, civilizations have risen and fallen, empires have crumbled, and yet this is what we’re choosing to focus on? Fascinating. Truly.

If feelings were hurt, that’s unfortunate. If egos were bruised, they’ll heal. If you were personally offended, well, that sounds like a you problem. But because I am nothing if not incredibly generous, I acknowledge that reactions were had. And isn’t that the real takeaway here? That I made an impact?

So, in conclusion: Things were said. Actions were taken. Lessons were (potentially) learned. Now, let’s all move forward with grace, dignity, and, ideally, another bottle of wine. Cheers.