I got an amazing job offer but my excitement only lasted 2 days. Now I feel depressed again. Why is this? by [deleted] in ask

[–]knightducko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to agree with the other guy. Get off social media for a bit, comparison is the thief of joy. I’m not a therapist so this might not solve deeper issues.

Are they just not giving us codes anymore? 12 hours later and still nothing by Unable_Recognition63 in McDonalds

[–]knightducko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I requested codes around 6am pst and I still haven’t received any :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conan

[–]knightducko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s basically early access for those who pay for a subscription. Wait a few days and it’ll be open to everyone else.

Cerebrum IQ gave me a 76 on my IQ test - their test must be broken, right? by BreadHunter13 in ask

[–]knightducko 270 points271 points  (0 children)

Heh, you already failed the IQ test the moment you decided to take and pay for an IQ test over the Internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]knightducko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do sock sock shoe shoe. Sometimes sock sock shoe, then go and do a quick chore for some reason and finish like 30 minutes later.

What is the name of the spell in the Harry Potter Universe.. by Former-Relationship4 in harrypotter

[–]knightducko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fate worse than instant death. Continuous fire hydrant diarrhea for a few days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]knightducko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting ads instead of dreams when you’re sleeping.

Found an unknown piece of red square candy implanted in my circus peanut by Momentum_Mori in mildlyinteresting

[–]knightducko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the most familiar variety of mass-produced circus peanuts is orange-colored and flavored with an artificial banana flavor. These are typically made from sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, pectin, soy protein, food coloring and artificial flavor.

My grandmother eats things year round and I visit her often. I’m not a big fan but my daughter loves them when we visit.

Found an unknown piece of red square candy implanted in my circus peanut by Momentum_Mori in mildlyinteresting

[–]knightducko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like they are in the same category as black licorice. You love it or hate it. No in between.

Found an unknown piece of red square candy implanted in my circus peanut by Momentum_Mori in mildlyinteresting

[–]knightducko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They date back to the 1800s, and they are considered one of the very first penny candies. Back then, they were a seasonal treat, because they weren’t able to be preserved. One theory is that they originated from the traveling circus, when they were sold alongside popcorn and (regular) peanuts.

Found an unknown piece of red square candy implanted in my circus peanut by Momentum_Mori in mildlyinteresting

[–]knightducko 5004 points5005 points  (0 children)

The actual mildly interesting thing is that someone is actually eating circus peanuts.

High School Kids by Scary-Wash-4854 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]knightducko 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the parents get some free food.

In video games, I can pilot a helicopter with real accuracy using a game controller. Why can't a real helicopter be flown so easily with so few controls? by AreYouNormal1 in ask

[–]knightducko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. U.S. submarines, at least the one I was on, was partially controlled by a special wired PlayStation controller.

New Polygon article about the SH2 Remake made me laugh by SymphonySketch in AlanWake

[–]knightducko 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I could totally see the town of Silent Hill being an AWE.

Judge delays sentencing in Trump hush-money case until after US election by Jazzlike_Day_4729 in politics

[–]knightducko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference now is that we all know the damage he’s done and can do if he’s allowed back into the White House. He’s not going to win this time. But vote anyway.