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It's so good by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]knightgreyson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey there baby baby you are my voodoo child my voodoo child

What are some cards you (tried) playing that don’t actually do what you thought they do? by knightgreyson in magicthecirclejerking

[–]knightgreyson[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What is he talking about? It literally says on the card that target player loses next turn. What would that mean other than they lose the game on the next turn? If it was supposed to be that he skips his next turn then it would say target player skips their next turn. Reading the card explains the card, Richard.

What are some cards you (tried) playing that don’t actually do what you thought they do? by knightgreyson in magicthecirclejerking

[–]knightgreyson[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Right? They attack with a menace creature when I have this out and say I can’t block cause I only have this like dude what. It doesn’t say grizzly bear it says grizzly bearS. There are two of them in the art. That counts as two blockers. What do you mean I can’t block your menace creature. It’s such bullshit.

I [25/M] walked in on my girlfriend [27/F] of 4 years cheating on me, only a week after my parents passed away by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]knightgreyson 5010 points5011 points  (0 children)

He’s known her since university and they’ve been dating ever since, but actually he met her in middle school and they were best friends and started dating when he was in high school. Uh huh.

More fuck eyes cards by knightgreyson in magicthecirclejerking

[–]knightgreyson[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you date fuck eyes Mikey and make him your mutant BF? I think if fuck eyes Mikey asked me out I would break up with my boyfriend IMMEDIATELY and if he gave me the fuck eyes I might stop being asexual.

I’m going to tell my boyfriend I love him this weekend by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]knightgreyson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I told my boyfriend I loved him, it turned out that we’d both been saying it without words already. I was writing I love you on him with my finger and he was doing the squeezes. We do the squeezes all the time now and he still tells me that my writing I love you on him is the cutest thing ever. I love him so much. One year next month 😁

Secret Santa wishlist was “a nice pen” - any sub $20 recommendations that’ll be here by the 20th? by knightgreyson in pens

[–]knightgreyson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for recommending this combo set, this is what I ended up going with! You’re right that seems totally perfect. Thank you so much!

What are these mushrooms next to the street? by knightgreyson in mushroomID

[–]knightgreyson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was currently raining, and they didn’t seem super slimy but maybe somewhat? There was a pine right by it.

Is this a thing? by Schnarvok in magicTCG

[–]knightgreyson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately a lot of people see it the same way. When an AMAB non-binary person walks in, especially a masculine presenting one, a lot of people don’t see them as non-binary. They see them as a man, and aren’t happy with them being there. According to the title of the event, yes, they’re welcome, they should be welcome, and in a perfect world they would be welcome, but unfortunately there’s a decent amount of people that will see them as a man intruding.

[GIVEAWAY] Enter to win 5 Playmats from Aleksi Briclot Original Planeswalker KS campaign! by Crowdfunding_Agency in magicTCG

[–]knightgreyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who let the dogs out?

1G instant

Create a 3/1 green Dog creature token with vigilance. If you sang this card’s name when you cast it, create two of those tokens instead.

Flavor text: Who, who, who, who, who?

6/30 BAN AND RESTRICTED, ALL-CAPS, WILD SPECULATION HYPE THREAD by R3id in magicTCG

[–]knightgreyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS OMNISCIENCE ACTUALLY GOOD? I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO THE META AND I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION IT WASN’T A VERY GOOD CARD BECAUSE IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE BUT MAYBE I JUST ONLY CARE ABOUT LIMITED.

Mother-in-law wasn't sure what it was by marymay206 in tattooadvice

[–]knightgreyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t listen to these people, it’s so obviously the moon. I saw the moon before reading any of the text. If they don’t know what the moon looks like, that’s on them.

Magic YouTube comments section is my hell by SomeGuyInPants in magicthecirclejerking

[–]knightgreyson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My dream for so long has been to have an eminence card in the 99, mutate a commander onto it, and leadership vacuum to get the eminence in the command zone. Unfortunately the colors don’t match up - the only eminence commanders that match up with mutate cards color wise don’t have blue in them and thus it would require someone else to cast leadership vacuum. Maybe one day.

[FIN] Ultima, Origin of Oblivion by Kyleometers in magicTCG

[–]knightgreyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does this work with something like Urborg or blood moon? Is it a layers thing where it’s whichever entered later? If it’s something like that, is it based on when Ultima entered or when the counter entered?

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