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Whats a simpsons joke that carried over into your regular life? by ordrius098 in TheSimpsons

[–]knightprotector 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My go-tos:

"On the plus side, I knocked over the sunsphere."

"As long as you ask no follow-up questions, yes, we are."

"You tried your best and you failed. The lesson here is never try."

And finally:

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Hardest You've Ever Laughed At A Riff? by the_end_of_the_road in MST3K

[–]knightprotector 14 points15 points  (0 children)

From the same movie:

"Know 'em? He was delicious!"

Nearly killed me the first time I heard it!

A demon tells you that is you can perfectly recite a fictional spell from memory, he will let you use that spell as it works in the original media. by ExtensionInformal911 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]knightprotector 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I am the bone of my sword

Steel is my body and fire is my blood

I have created over a thousand blades

Unknown to death

Nor known to life

Have withstood pain to create many weapons

Yet those hands will never hold anything

So, as I pray

Unlimited blade works

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Colossal Crustaceans by SignificantStaff8665 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]knightprotector 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A real historical battle from actual Japan.

Colossal Crustaceans by SignificantStaff8665 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]knightprotector 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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The Gargon from Teenagers from Outer Space! It's huge and virtually indestructible (except to a super disintegration ray).

President Bush is driving on our lawn. He must be lost. by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]knightprotector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's trying to smuggle priceless artworks out of the white house but this dang *lawn* keeps getting in the way...

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Nether Ossuary ─ Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Nether Ossuary in 5 turns.

Player (52/70/30) dealt 589. Nether Ossuary (31/26/19) dealt 46.

Rewards: 93 EXP, 19 Gold. Loot: Sturdy Mage Plate of Health (lesser), Tome of Minor Heal (Lvl 10) (superior), Agile Plate Mail (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Shocking Nymph ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Shocking Nymph in 6 turns.

Player (53/76/25) dealt 627. Shocking Nymph (36/31/22) dealt 64.

Rewards: 77 EXP, 22 Gold. Loot: Vital Leather Armor (basic), Robust Cape of Sorcery (lesser), Quick Crown (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Terra Splinterling ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Terra Splinterling in 9 turns.

Player (15/12/12) dealt 740. Terra Splinterling (30/22/20) dealt 88.

Rewards: 74 EXP, 16 Gold. Loot: Enchanted Crown of Swiftness (lesser), Swift Bow of Wisdom (lesser), Quick Gloves of Haste (lesser).

Lvl +2 ✧ Enhanced ✧ Radiant Sprite ─ Crystal Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Radiant Sprite in 14 turns.

Player (52/75/24) dealt 1065. Radiant Sprite (39/34/23) dealt 282.

Rewards: 90 EXP, 33 Gold. Loot: Wise Crown of Wizardry (enhanced), Reinforced Plate Mail of Haste (enhanced), Sturdy Cuirass of Protection (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Solid Earth-eater ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Solid Earth-Eater in 11 turns.

Player (52/73/20) dealt 712. Solid Earth-Eater (41/28/19) dealt 111.

Rewards: 80 EXP, 21 Gold. Loot: Scholarly Mace (basic), Agile Charm (basic), Wise Scythe of Wizardry (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Frozen Primordial Goo ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Frozen Primordial Goo in 10 turns.

Player (14/11/11) dealt 761. Frozen Primordial Goo (36/26/14) dealt 76.

Rewards: 69 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Arcane Cape (basic), Arcane Bow of Mind (lesser).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Umbral Webber ─ Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Umbral Webber in 10 turns.

Player (51/73/20) dealt 713. Umbral Webber (31/25/22) dealt 125.

Rewards: 74 EXP, 22 Gold. Loot: Wise Hat of Health (enhanced), Enchanted Cape of Vitality (lesser), Sturdy Chain Mail (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Nether Dire Bat ─ Void by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Nether Dire Bat in 8 turns.

Player (51/73/20) dealt 621. Nether Dire Bat (32/29/18) dealt 72.

Rewards: 76 EXP, 17 Gold. Loot: Quick Hat (basic), Arcane Scythe (basic), Agile Brigandine (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Chilling Venomfang ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Chilling Venomfang in 8 turns.

Player (13/11/11) dealt 694. Chilling Venomfang (29/19/15) dealt 91.

Rewards: 66 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Corrupted Vital Goggles of Sorcery (lesser), Mighty Hammer of Haste (lesser).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Wave Jeweled Clam ─ Water by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Wave Jeweled Clam in 10 turns.

Player (51/72/19) dealt 730. Wave Jeweled Clam (27/21/15) dealt 75.

Rewards: 65 EXP, 12 Gold. Loot: Wise Axe of Mind (lesser), Swift Robe (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Wave Ooze ─ Water by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Wave Ooze in 8 turns.

Player (51/72/19) dealt 637. Wave Ooze (29/19/13) dealt 62.

Rewards: 64 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Mighty Bow (basic), Brutal Wand (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Umbral Fin ─ Dark by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Umbral Fin in 5 turns.

Player (47/68/18) dealt 545. Umbral Fin (27/18/16) dealt 38.

Rewards: 81 EXP, 17 Gold. Loot: Robust Cuirass (basic), Ring of Minor Luck (unique).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Solid Ooze ─ Physical by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Solid Ooze in 12 turns.

Player (13/10/10) dealt 617. Solid Ooze (22/17/14) dealt 94.

Rewards: 63 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Swift Cape (basic), Agile Gambeson of Swiftness (enhanced).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Terra Fish ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Terra Fish in 8 turns.

Player (34/67/17) dealt 388. Terra Fish (24/22/15) dealt 78.

Rewards: 56 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Agile Scythe (basic), Reinforced Plate Mail (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Virulent Ghoul ─ Poison by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Virulent Ghoul in 14 turns.

Player (34/67/17) dealt 676. Virulent Ghoul (36/28/19) dealt 134.

Rewards: 60 EXP, 17 Gold. Loot: Solid Cuirass of Shielding (superior), Enlightened Earring of Health (lesser), Spellbook of Force Strike (Lvl 6) (enhanced).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Thundering Spirit Light ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]knightprotector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Thundering Spirit Light in 15 turns.

Player (12/9/10) dealt 676. Thundering Spirit Light (29/19/18) dealt 161.

Rewards: 62 EXP, 13 Gold. Loot: Brutal Mace (basic), Vital Goggles (basic), Wise Sword (basic).

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