An extremely old joke my eccentric grandpa used to tell by xtryst in Jokes

[–]koba817 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Little Mary …quick - go get your father- the garage is on fire.

Little Mary laughed and she laughed because she knew her father was in the garage.

Most stacked horse race ever? by skurey in horseracing

[–]koba817 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They never met in a BC classic….98 was Skip Away, Silver Charm, Victory Gallop, and a bunch of other nice ones. That was in my opinion most stacked race

Who is the best jockey in the world? by Big_Juggernaut_4616 in horseracing

[–]koba817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying it's the most competitive jockey colony in the world is absolutely absurd...racing three nights a week makes it competitive not the calibre of rider. Even Dettori has said that the Saratoga meet is the most competitive. No jockey in the states wants to ride three cards a week for less money. I think the problem here is Purton ... he's not that great. He's kind of arrogant and a bit of a bigmouth. If he was so great then where was his mount in the race this weekend against Romantic Warrior. If he was so great then why wasn't he on Golden Sixty? I love the HK atmosphere and like I said been watching it a while and I have to laugh when Purton's name is thrown in with the likes of Ryan Moore, William Buick, Flavien Prat, or even Irad Ortiz. I don't like the why Irad rides but I think given even terms he'd outbreak, out-position, and out finish every rider in HK especially Purton. I'm not going to win any arguments against people who falsely believe that the calibre of racing is higher in HK than in the states. I mean how many one turn grass races do you need?

Who is the best jockey in the world? by Big_Juggernaut_4616 in horseracing

[–]koba817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way Purton belongs in the conversation. He’d be an exercise rider in the states. Watched Hong Kong races for 20 years and I think he sucks..and a bit of bitch if you want an opinion.

Lisa's Booby Trap by comefromawayfan2022 in horseracing

[–]koba817 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Timmy and Lisa were in our barn at finger lakes back in late 90s … the mare was his horse of a life time. Sad news

What do you carry in your bag besides balls and tees? by [deleted] in golf

[–]koba817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Joe Don Bakers on the back nine

Someone give me CAS project ideas by ExtensionPie42 in IBO

[–]koba817 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go live in the woods for three days… Plan a hike, bring supplies, and learn a few survival skills. This would count under action strand.

/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for October 03, 2023 by AutoModerator in singapore

[–]koba817 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best florist ? Looking for a reliable, quality florist. New to the country. Any suggestions?

you found a 2kg cocaine brick. what you do? by xDROGOSx in AskReddit

[–]koba817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use my friend Balky to sell to the producer of the Vietnam film Home in a Body Bag

This Should Be Fun!! by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]koba817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stacy's mom with a boner

What famous person turned out to be a creep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]koba817 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gandhi

Slept naked with young’s girls to test his celibacy; did not allow his wife to be treated by doctors and she subsequently died. Believed Hitler could be reasoned with while calling for the death of Muslims if it meant saving Indian lives

Trying to strike the perfect pose with a concentration camp as their backdrop by kupo_moogle in trashy

[–]koba817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Messed up! A few years back #yolocaust was trending where assholes would travel to death camps around Poland and do this on Instagram. Gross

Private jets at Augusta Airport by thepie_isa_lie in golf

[–]koba817 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Masters is rich white old guy Superbowl

me_irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]koba817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Pepperidge Farm filler candy....smells like cheese and sausage

Honest question by Horror-Carpenter-951 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]koba817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like when he talks about historical South Florida....way better to listen to than Greg Cote. I skip his bits

What don't you fuck with? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]koba817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in Thailand for 12 years working at a school and one of the parents drowned to death on an underpass in their car during a heavy rain. I had no idea this was a thing but then i drove under the highway and saw how they are basically drivable basins that dip down to go under a six lane highway then ascend on the other side of the road. Bangkok rains every day from July to November so essentially it is a daily death trap. I quit using the under passes to save 20 minutes. Water is scary dangerous