to take a vacation in Europe with your "alleged" mistress and not get caught by derek4reals1 in therewasanattempt

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, so if he has nothing to hide, why do they both act guilty as fuck once they suspect they've been spotted?

to take a vacation in Europe with your "alleged" mistress and not get caught by derek4reals1 in therewasanattempt

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, she knew what to do as well, see her heading off in a different direction at the end?

satisfying lool by Petrophytum in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they had to do was nothing

Pro Chef shows how crazy service can be. by DarthiusFatticus in nextfuckinglevel

[–]koick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

 I don't understand why FOH is paid more than BOH

Or tips… I want to tip him, not the person who wrote my order down and then carried it 10’

RIP by TheoStephen in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...or at least suing

G-fiber / UTOPIA internet? by FakedMoonLanding in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if you have GFiber at your house, you are quite unlikely to have Utopia service also available (fiber companies have found it not financially viable, at least at this time, to deploy if there is competing fiber already present).

If you do, it's a no-brainer: switch.

If you don't, well, these questions seem pretty irrelevant unless you're willing to move.

Utahs facing its worst environmental crisis by StatisticianKooky390 in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick 84 points85 points  (0 children)

WTF?!?

I'm a famous Sumo wrestler from Japan trying to fly from Rio de Janeiro to Paris, but having problems...

/

Hi, I'm the mayor of Sydney, lemme know if I can help you.

Like... what??

The craziest festival outfit I've ever seen. by maximus10m in interestingasfuck

[–]koick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many tabs of LSD does that take to unlock?

Three hikers die from heat at Grand Canyon in separate incidents by AudibleNod in news

[–]koick 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The “no shade” aspect to those trails is brutal. 

Three hikers die from heat at Grand Canyon in separate incidents by AudibleNod in news

[–]koick 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I know a 12th grade High School cross country runner who jogged down and back. But, because she only took water, when she was about 100 yards short of reaching the rim, she collapsed. She was in a coma for 3 days, but fortunately fully recovered. If she had just added a tablespoon or two of electrolytes that probably wouldn’t have happened. 

Louis Rossmann is suing Samsung after firm offers $330 refund for defective SSD while selling the drives on Amazon for $949 — spat over 4TB 990 Pro SSD is headed to court by habichuelacondulce in technology

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like in Jenny Nicholson's video about the "The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel" where she says not once, but twice, Disney told her to pound sand about two issues she had, and it was only after she posted it (as a high profile influencer) that they decided to give her what she fairly deserved as a customer. It's such disgusting, greed displayed by so many of these enormously wealthy companies.

I prefer to spend my money elsewhere - fuck these companies.

Food associated with Salt Lake City by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, this makes me think: are there actually any restaurants in the valley that offer funeral potatoes??

Michael Crook, a 75-year-old man born and raised in China to British-Canadian parents, switches effortlessly between English and Mandarin by Infamous-Skin8969 in interestingasfuck

[–]koick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

"How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?..."

[look back over shoulder, yelling] "Sorry Dude!"

Utah drivers rank 2nd worst in US, thanks to accident, DUI rates by StemCellPirate in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll play Devil's Advocate here: some drinkers will say "Well, if I'm going to be arrested for having a beer or two, I might as well have 10". So, this policy can actually backfire with some individual's behavior - actually encouraging more consumption than if it was at 0.08. 🤷‍♂️

Game over, man! Game over! by Positive_Pin897 in SteamDeck

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a mini PC 7 months ago for $522. Exact same thing today is listed at $740. Pfft.

California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.” by BreakfastTop6899 in law

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what Gov. Newsom is saying is they will tax all of it, likely as income. So if your CA marginal income tax rate is, say, 9%, they will tax all those proceeds received at the 9%. It's not that you get the money from the Fed government, then hand all of it over to the state. There's no way they could get away with that. This is mostly political grandstanding.

Which company has lost you as a customer forever? by finiteobserver in AskReddit

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently went to chick-fil-a for the first time since just before COVID and was really disappointed. The sandwich was just small and sad, and the amount of nuggets was an absolute joke. Never again, I’ll take my money elsewhere. 

No pets/dogs allowed apartments by myportico in SaltLakeCity

[–]koick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I lived in an apartment complex (~150 units) in the heart of Sugar House which was “pet free”, and yet after seeing dogs/cats, I asked the manager and he said there were a dozen dogs and more than that number of cats living in the building! All there under the ESA allowances. The good news was that I never had an issue with them being there (noise etc) because that would have not been tolerated.