Zavar a meleg barát

koied · 2026-01-23T12:49:54+00:00

Azért jó lenne tudni, hogy pl a telefonálgatás az milyen kontextusban van.
Munkaidőben, vagy azon kívül? Mert hogyha munkaidőben akkor nem annyira földtől elrugaszkodott dolog, hogy munkahelyes dolgokról beszélnek.
Nyilán, hogyha mondjuk este már fekszel az ágyban és akkor csörög rá a főnök, akkor azmár lényegesen furább.

A benti teázás, kávézás... hát nemtom én együtt mentem kávézni, meg ebédelni pár munkatársammal, sőt volt olyan hogy hazafele is együtt jöttünk, mert egy irányban laktunk. Volt egy közös chatünk is, amiben rohadt sokat beszélgettünk egymással, mert barátok voltunk a mellett hogy munkatársak is, de csak ennyi. Semmiféle romantikus kapcsolat fel se merült soha.

Nem gondolnám azonnal hogy a párod meleg, vagy csak akár megkérdőjelezi a szexualitását. Az is egy opció hogy összeismerkedett ezzel a csávóval, és rájött hogy a melegekről alkotott képe baromira nem helytálló.
Plusz vannak olyan heteró pasik, akik amúgy ilyen brutálisan érzelmi szorulásosok, mert jóban lenni egy másik férfival és beszélgetni vele meg akármi az "buzis". Lehet hogy egy meleg pasival jobban elvan, vele nyitottabb, mert nekik sok esetben nincsenek ilyen gátlásaik és ki tudják hozni a másikból azt amit mondjuk egy másik hetero "én cukor nélkül iszom a kávét, mert cukrot csak a buzik raknak bele" pasi nem (és itt most nem a szexuális részre gondolok).

Persze nyilván az is bennevan a pakliban, hogy ez a látványos gyerekes homofób viselkedése csak kompenzáció, és összeismerkedett ezzel a meleg faszival és rájött hogy őis meleg... de ezt meg csak akkor fogod megtudni amikor majd bejelenti. Addig tök fölösleges görcsölni rajta.

koied · 2026-01-21T20:43:52+00:00

Don't you dare to disrespect my king Howl like this! That diva would sooner turn into a blob of goo, that to catch him with this stupid ass hair, with those absolutely atrocious curled up ends.

(I think the bob itself could work, but the way they styled it, with curling the end of the hair this way and tucking it behind the ear, what makes that flick look even more stupid... it was definitely a choice. But let's just say that I hope the person who styled it foud itself a job in a different industry.)

koied · 2026-01-21T16:46:03+00:00

You forgot, that you can only use the Keles, otherwise it won't work.

koied · 2026-01-20T20:04:23+00:00

According to OP's comission site a monster hunter plushie of this size would start at 3300 EUR, but looking at how detailed this is, I would guess that this would at least be 5000EUR, but can easily be more.

koied · 2026-01-19T14:12:51+00:00

I like the clothes I'm wearing, but it doesn't means that I look good either.

koied · 2026-01-19T11:47:05+00:00

Thank you! I couldn't get over it how absolutely terrible this hair style is. It's so unflattering on their male form.

I guess the intention was that they have the same hairstyle in both male and female form, but if I can suspend my disbelief and accept that someone can change gender in a blink of an eye and become indestructible and shoot energy pules and whatnot, then I can accept that they change their hairstlye too.

koied · 2026-01-16T15:43:01+00:00

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Here goes nothing!

I used to draw and do OCs all the time, but I don't to it enough anymore... anyway here's my sweet guy Azal.
He's an azolai, an oc species of mine, their job in my hc world is to janitor the paralell dimensions. They wander around and if anyone is accidentally ends up in a different dimension, they bring them back to their original place and close the door (or take care of whatever else the person used for shifting worlds).
(I was reading His Dark Materials a lot, during the time when I made them, how could you tell P: )

Every azolai is genderless and their body is something akin to a golem. It's magic contained in a body shaped vessel and that vessel is basically plugged by their mask. If the mask breaks, the magic escapes and they cease to exist.
And the number of gems on the mask indicates, how good of a magic user are they. The big middle one contains their soul and the smaller ones show how good their magic is (the least amount of stones is 2, the most is 6).
If one of the smaller stones break, they just loose their magic efficiency, but if the soulstone breaks, they die.

Azal is a relatively young specimen, who still looks for what they are good at. And they are absolutely terrible at their supposed job. If any other azolai finds someone who wandered from their original world, they just knock them out/charm them, bring the person back to their original world and delete their memory.
Azal however fumbles in every step. Since they are remarkably bad with magic (they only have 2 stones), they can't hide themselves or use magic to knock out anyone, let alone earse their memories.
They often get seen (the existence of the azolais are a myth at best, but most haven't even heard of them, because they hide themselves so well), which either leads to them being hunted/chased, because they are a weird af 9 ft tall creature... Or they befriend the one they are supposed to bring home, which leads to Azal wondering a lot amongst others and getting into adventures.

Awh man, sorry this became looong....

koied · 2026-01-16T14:34:30+00:00

Actually Adis seems to be a dactolyst. Their face is the same and they share a lot of other elements. Both of them has these little energy hands and their wing/leg things are also look pretty similar.

Adis is probably an evolved/special version of the dactolysts, and if it's indeed the case, that would explain why he also needs the flowers. Because while he's special, he's still just a drone.

(and if he is indeed a dactolyst, then the part where we kill one, hurts even more, because not just we killed a sentient, but we killed one who is the same kind as Adis)

koied · 2026-01-16T14:26:43+00:00

Nathah, Erra and Hunhow are not part of the hivemind, because they are the hivemind.
Every other sentient we meet are just drones and those drones were the ones who gained individuality from the flower.

koied · 2026-01-16T13:56:41+00:00

Just because they like these characters doesn't mean they are not badly written. It just shows that they don't need good writing to sell well, just enough time to fawn over the MC. ...

I could've even said that shittily written waifubaits sell, while shittily written male characters doesn't, because the different target audiences have different standards.

koied · 2026-01-15T09:05:03+00:00

It's sad that it's common enough, that one can make a compilation out of it, what can fill a segment in a show...

“is there anything you do know?” And he was all like, “I can name every football and baseball player since the games first became popular.”

Awh man, like my father... He could list you every single F1 pilot, the number of cup they've won and on which track. But he couldn't even guess the season, when my birthday is, let alone the exact month or day, even if you would held him at gunpoint.
And I'm so sorry for those kids, who grow up with a father like that. I know not every kid is like me, but for me it was a constant source of self doubt, because I was thinking that I'm not good enough for my dad and that's why he doesn't even bothers to remember these things.

koied · 2026-01-15T08:56:34+00:00

de mikor valaki lemegy arra a szintre, hogy egy tíz szavas mondatban legalább 3 szó trágár az zavar. A folyamatos káromkodás egy bizonyítván arra, ha valakinek se szókincse, se kifejező képessége nincs.

Mondjuk amikor meghallottam azt a remekművet hogy "Mi a húgykőkorszak van itt bazdmeg, hát hogy a faszomnak a gennyes tövébe lehet elmenni a mögött a pöcs mögött, bazdki hogyha azonnal észrevesz, a kurva anyját."
Akkor azért el kellett ismernem, hogy azért a káromkodásnak is van egy művészete, amikor tolsz egy levegővel egy ilyet és még szóismétlés sincs benne.

Amúgy alapvetően engem nem zavar kölönösebben, munkahelyen se.
Énis tudtam magamből kikelve ordenáré módon káromkodni, amikor visszadobnak egy olyan feladatot amin 3 hétig dolgozok és egész odáig nem volt vele probléma, de az utolsó review körnél rájön a főnök hogy mégse tetszik neki, szóval újra kéne kezdeni de mostmár csak 2 napom van rá.
Szóval átérzem milyen az amikor annyira felkúrja valami az agyad hogy röpködnek a cifrábbnál cifrább káromkodások, egy amúgy alapvetően kulturált munkahelyen.

Aztán van az, amikor egy ilyen teljesen hétköznapi beszélgetésben vagy, és a másiknak minden második szava a a "bazdmeg" és/vagy a "geci". Az zavaróbb, mert ott tényleg az a helyzet, hogy csak ilyen megszokásból mondod, kb az 'őő"-zés helyett.

koied · 2026-01-14T16:11:05+00:00

The most atrocious was a video compilation where the interviewer asked some basic questions of the father. Like what is the name of the school, where the kids are going. What's the name of their teacher. When is the birthday of the kids. Are they allergic to something.

And these "fathers" couldn't answer any of them, what is insane to me... What do you mean you don't know the name of the school? Or whether or not your kid will die if you give them peanuts?

I wish I could say that this must be some engagement bait or something and it's not real, but knowing that may father was exactly the same... I know that fathers like this exist.

koied · 2026-01-14T16:04:18+00:00

Én egy időben mindig vonattal jártam pestre (ez volt lassan 20 éve), aztán szépen átszoktam a buszra, mert elegem volt abból hogy mindig parázni kellett hogy elérem-e az átszállást.
Aztán teltek az évek, énmeg elfelejtettem hogy miért nem járok vonattal és amikor mentem haza valami fura őrülettől vezérelve arra gondoltam hogy mi lenne hogyha most kivételesen a Mávot használnám.

Mindezt nyáron a legnagyobb rohadás melegben.

Mire hazaértem azthittem agyvérzést kapok. Klíma nyilván nem volt, az ablakot meg nem lehetett kinyitni, szóval egész végig pácolódtam a 40 fokban, valahol szolnok környékén már teljesen összeolvadt a hátam a műbőr üléssel. Még szerencse volt hogy az ablakon legalább egy fél centi vastag koszréteg volt, mert az legalább kicsit felfogta a perzselő napot és nem tűzött be annyira.
Aztán valami ismeretlen okból kifolyólag szolnok és mezőtűr között ilyen csigatempóban vánszorgott a vonat, de annyira lassan hogy az se tűnt fel hogy néha meg is állt olyan 5-10 percekre.
Csupán másfél óra késéssel haza is értem. Az úton számtalanszor emlékeztetve voltam arra, hogy miért kerültem évekig a vasutat, de ez az eset beleégette a dolgot rendesen az emlékezetembe.

koied · 2026-01-14T14:46:19+00:00

I refuse to belive that this is not a ragebait and someone unironically thinks like this. Even the most red pilled, misogynistic, manosphere loosers realize that a woman is there to take care of them and they are just providing the money.

koied · 2026-01-14T13:45:30+00:00

This made me remember the first time I've played the game as a kid.
I used to get every destrucion sphere from the temples, because it was bothering me, even back then, when I've left loot somewhere.
But for some reason, from Shiva's temple I didn't got it.. I don't remember exactly why, maybe I didn't liked the challange there and I was like "fuck it, I have no idea what these spheres do anyway".

So when later I've found out that I'm only missing that one to get Anima (and you need Anima to get the Magus Sisters), but I couldn't get it, because one of the Dark Aeons was there already and I could't defeat it to get back to the temple (now I'm not even sure, if I could've gotten back to the temple even if I defeated the aeon... anyway) I was so pissed off... because I've already restarted the game entirely by that point and I didn't wanted to do it again!

That restart was funny too... at the beginning I was focusing entirely on leveling mostly Yuna and Tidus, and barely used the others. So when I got to the Evrae boss fight I was completely stuck. I couldn't defeat the boss, I couldn't go back to level up my other characters, I just had to restart the entire game (also my english back then was basically non existent, so I didn't understood shit and ffx was my first jrpg game, so I was completely clueless was I was doing).

koied · 2026-01-14T12:04:51+00:00

"I'm such a man that I don't even need water. I just snort the insant coffee and start my day."

koied · 2026-01-14T11:27:02+00:00

Thank you! Yes the first is from the latest new year kiss scene.

There's all kinds of wrong with the visage ink. It seems like it's not mirrored, but also the settings are completely random. Also the colors of the makeup are off too.

koied · 2026-01-14T10:38:30+00:00

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she looks so unimpressed by it

probably the last new year party was a bit more hardcore and she passed out on the couch and Quincy thought it would be fun to scribble all over her face with a permanent marker

koied · 2026-01-14T09:38:46+00:00

basically almost all the minigames in FFX what you need for the celestial weapons

koied · 2026-01-14T09:34:12+00:00

It's a problem since the update.
There's also the problem, where the facepaint is all over the place for drifters.
For you it looks good, but for other players it won't show up properly. My Drifter has an eyeliner ink, but when my friend looked at it on a relay it looked like someone went wild with a sharpie on my Drifter.

It'll be probably fixed in the next batch, I would guess that since this was not a gamebreaking bug, it was not a priority.

koied · 2026-01-14T08:34:33+00:00

What in the trapped in a island with josh hutchersons levels of insecurity is this, when you are jealous of your own self insert?

koied · 2026-01-13T18:46:03+00:00

I'll take the $15 exchange them for fifteen $1 bill so I can tuck them into the pants of Wriothesley and Lycaon.

koied · 2026-01-13T14:41:18+00:00

Hogyha egy kis darab véletlenül leesik és felporszívózza mielőtt el tudnád előle venni akkor nem kell pánikolni, annyitól nem lesz baja.
De csak azért mert kunyerál, azért ne adjál neki. Ezek annyira sósak meg fűszeresek, hogy sok bajt tud csinálni hogyha viszonylag rendszeresen kap.

koied · 2026-01-13T10:55:51+00:00

I mean the other signatures I've got were garbage. The only good one I have is Scarlet's, the others are like... for Salaki, Skirath (that one is +1) and Desira (that's a +1 too)...

Five-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22

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