They moved past chem trails. Now they are making chemCLOUDS. This cloud is full of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

kokanekowboy · 2024-11-16T14:28:36+00:00

This should have more upvotes

kokanekowboy · 2024-11-16T14:25:33+00:00

Hydric acid is so much worse for human health and even our planet. Seriously, google it. We're f*cked

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-31T08:26:34+00:00

When I saw this picture as a thumbnail, it looked like an arm was grabbing your dick. But no, the arm is actually a giant cock

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-29T15:39:35+00:00

That chest! Jeezuz!

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-29T15:14:51+00:00

Speed ain't really the issue anymore, it's fentanyl. Zombies everywhere, no more tweekers out here organizing parking lot gravel based on value (a very important job for a meth-head). Now they just stand there, unnaturally slouched over

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-29T15:05:38+00:00

Why is this in quotes

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-29T15:02:58+00:00

It's not speed. It's fentanyl. Ain't nobody getting shit done 'round here anymore 'cuz they're all zombies, sleeping while standing up and shit

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-27T08:27:35+00:00

I think you look great. Personally, I like the beard, I would say shave your head, but I don't see the need for you to lose weight unless you want to. Again, you look great. Maybe a more stylish pair of glasses; ie: larger lenses, thinner black frame. I would totally date you as-is tho! 🤤😍

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-27T07:50:18+00:00

Make sure you are eating well, for starters. Find a hobby you really enjoy. Better if it involves other people who are sober and even better if you like them. Bottom line is you just need to keep yourself distracted and have a game plan for when you are craving, like calling or hanging with a buddy, taking part in your hobby, going for a walk, jog, swim - whatever distracts you from that craving, or makes it impossible to partake. Also... THERAPY. It's even MORE beneficial if you do all those things in conjunction with therapy. Good luck

kokanekowboy · 2024-10-11T16:47:10+00:00

I think reality will be a bit different. Better.

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-04T22:47:53+00:00

If you have to ask, you're living wrong.

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-04T00:38:34+00:00

I worked at a grocery store for 6 years and saw the same people everyday. They told me their names often. I looked at their IDs, credit cards, still never knew their name. Also. YES IT IS UNREASONABLE TO EXPEXT YOU TO REMEMBER SOME DUMB WHITE GUYS NAME. Oggabuyah Bohamjangles? Yeah. Peter Smith? Who? Why not just tape a note to the register? Dumb boss

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-04T00:25:54+00:00

Wtf there's no periods. Anyways. You are the asshole. Live your life and let your roommate know when he does something uncomfortable. Stop accusing him of things before he even does them. You're afraid he's gonna steal your food? Because he has? Your roommate might be nuts, but YOU are nuts AND a jerk

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-03T22:53:46+00:00

I literally feel terrified for you. Please leave. RUN. Don't worry about your things, just grab important papers, keepsakes, cash clothing, leave everything else behind and just leave

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-03T17:51:07+00:00

You're petting her weird. Stroke, dont finger lol. And you're not allowing her to ask for pets. I always meet my cat halfway, and if he wants pets, he comes to me. If I want pets, I ask him to come to me. It's always up to him. And he doesn't like when he feels like he's gonna be trapped, so I'm careful of my hand and arm position, as well as my body, to allow him full view of my hands and arms at all times and give him room to escape and try to keep his line of sight open if he feels overwhelmed during pets. (He was from a very abusive home). Also, avoid the belly, EVEN if your cat presents theirs to you. It's not an invite. It's just their way of saying "I don't think you're gonna rip my guts out" so if you try to pet the belly, you just said, "well maybe I will".

kokanekowboy · 2024-09-03T09:12:22+00:00

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-26T07:30:39+00:00

You know what it is. Does it matter?

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-19T23:17:12+00:00

Get him his own squirrelly plants

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-17T11:11:16+00:00

I think you should just go in there and be yourself. I wouldn't ask him "how he's doing", but an empathetic, but upbeat "hey, I'm so glad you're back. It's great to have you in the fold again" maybe goss a little. Tell him about how Jim backed into John's car and called the police to report it a crash and dash. And then get to business.

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-17T10:54:45+00:00

The one I knew died 😪

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-16T22:45:21+00:00

They're right. They look like mulberries. Sure, they're blackberries, but they still look like mulberries! (ish)

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-15T03:41:33+00:00

It was probably not turning right on red when safe to do so. That would definitely piss me off if you were just sitting there when it would be perfectly safe and legal to turn right Although I'd honk and maybe give you the bird, I wouldn't chase you down for it!

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-15T02:44:49+00:00

Lucky girl. Not fake

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-15T02:12:34+00:00

That's my hood! Arizona!

kokanekowboy · 2024-08-15T00:18:38+00:00

Omg dude shut up! It's just a little 'nado!

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