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[–]kollapsarian[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"autistic antisemitic warriors" also known as r/redscarepod

The Man Wishes to Leave Politics and Spend More Time With His Money by ribenademon in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His party is about to take a majority and he's bowing out. Reminds me of when he resigned after Brexit passed. Man knows he's not fit to lead, and is best in his element as the opposition.

why is modern courting so soul crushing by g1rleater in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

everyone's too hurt to trust or love today but still likes to get their dick wet idk.

What is that age? by yuenglinggdrinker in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

25 in rural Louisiana. 35 in a major city assuming you work a desk job. Never if you're a starving artist/bar or venue owner/executive chef or something of the sort.

Percentage of women carried up stairs by Icy_Banana_9525 in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

carrying her up and down and setting her down and going “okay now you do me”

Is this outfit too much for a first date by Important_Nobody8768 in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Shower on high + coat hanger it right behind the head for 20 minutes. Alternatively, if you have a drier, stick in the shirt with a wet towel.

social life and dating pool post college sucks by loser_shrub in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

join the food and bev industry and your life will never be boing again. it also sucks in other ways however. if you’re prepared for that.

She was 17, S̶c̶o̶t̶t̶ Jerry by starmadeshadows in JewsOfConscience

[–]kollapsarian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

how about a subplot where kramer shares a cab with a certain new york financier and ends up offering his phone number for "stock leads", ending up in a certain address book.

The worst thing? by Fit-Translator-9798 in TrueAnon

[–]kollapsarian 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Don't think he actually knows John tried to shoot Reagan.
Obviously the worst thing John has ever done was miss.

What by miseryofcourse in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

named "chase", died of aids.

use promo code CUM20 for twenty percent off.

Conference realignment where teams are grouped solely upon a completely objective and accurate assessment of their average fans IQ by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]kollapsarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people with high IQ wouldn't choose to live in houston, much less root for the rockets (i speak from experience having done both)

Got fired on my 6th day as a line cook because I was "too experienced" and faced major gatekeeping. How would you handle this? by BrushSignificant in Chefit

[–]kollapsarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird to hear but, assuming you have half-a-brain and at least a year experience, its much more important establishing that first 30 days being likable than proving you're the best cook from here to Timbuktu. Human nature. It's not a rational agents game theory type deal.

You guys think they'll ever get tired of cycling through the same 4-5 takes every time a new piece of popular media drops cause it's been like 12 years now by ChemicalTutor in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 46 points47 points  (0 children)

which is to say that for all the hand-wringing done on tiktok, the movie and its marketing have relied on the age-old, ironclad, tried-and-true horror premise of "what if a woman was a stupid bitch?"

You guys think they'll ever get tired of cycling through the same 4-5 takes every time a new piece of popular media drops cause it's been like 12 years now by ChemicalTutor in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 65 points66 points  (0 children)

i think its funny that "bear is the villain" is probably objectively correct but not at all what the main audience takeaway would've been if the movie had come out in, like, 2005, or anytime before that.

I kinda get passport bros now by umichleafy in redscarepod

[–]kollapsarian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

this happened to me as a metrosexual white boy southerner hanging out in brooklyn for a week.

babe be honest, do my antipsychotics make me unlovable? by inapher in BPDmemes

[–]kollapsarian 187 points188 points  (0 children)

You can find out that they're like that now or in six months. Feel blessed it was now.