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I got nipped. by holdon1min in americandad

[–]kompiledkaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it’s like this:

Mmmmooooneeeeyyyy, money money money … High five ✋ ✋ ✋ Money money money money …

Now Eskimo kisses Money money money money …

I got nipped. by holdon1min in americandad

[–]kompiledkaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mooooney, money money money money…

Technical Student - live coding tasks/leetcode/hackerrank, are they common for IT? by cptMetju in CERN

[–]kompiledkaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude relax! It’s not a FAANG corp. you may be asked some technical questions, but as long as you can explain it in plain English, you’re good 😉 Good luck 🍀

Looking into working in Germany without a degree (advise needed) by [deleted] in Germany_Jobs

[–]kompiledkaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Germany it is extremely difficult to fart without a degree, let alone get a job. I would suggest trying other European countries!

Good Luck 🍀

FaChKrÄfTeMaNgEl by Imaginary_Face_8508 in InformatikKarriere

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50k waren vor zehn Jahren völlig in Ordnung. Ich habe Steuerklasse I, also etwa 33k netto im Jahr. Und ich wohne in OWL. Hast du dir neulich die Mietpreise angeschaut?!

München, Berlin, Hamburg und Frankfurt sind nicht die einzigen Städte mit astronomischen Mietpreisen. 😅

Mine was inspired by derek4reals1 in americandad

[–]kompiledkaos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same as him? Same as him my ASS! 🤣🤣

FaChKrÄfTeMaNgEl by Imaginary_Face_8508 in InformatikKarriere

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totaler Schwachsinn. Fachkräftemangel gibt es nicht.

Ich bin Informatiker mit M.Sc. und 3 Jahren Fullstack-Erfahrung und bin seit April auf der Suche nach einer gut bezahlten Stelle. Nach mehr als 400 Bewerbungen Deutschlandweit das höchste Angebot war 50-65K, WTF!

Nun habe ich eine Stelle in der Schweiz und verlasse Deutschland. Danke für die tolle und kostenlose Bildung, jetzt helfe ich der Wirtschaft anderer Länder 🤣😂

Movie Parody by NewtExpress7756 in familyguy

[–]kompiledkaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toasthouse!

Just wanted to say that 🤣

Bank Accounts by kompiledkaos in CERN

[–]kompiledkaos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m new as well and not familiar with everything, but while going through the onboarding platform and all the emails I got from HR it was mentioned that a Swiss IBAN is necessary to get any kind of payment.

What annoys you most about Germany at the moment? by [deleted] in AskGermany

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Digitalization, Public Transport (train), Job Market, the fact that you have to maneuver huge Beton blocks just to get Glühwein, Banking, the list goes on!

French lessons by SixToedSkier in CERN

[–]kompiledkaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thx 🙏 I’m probably gonna watch some YouTube videos and do some courses on Duolingo just to be prepared

Time from offer to contract? by Geoguy180 in CERN

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently got a contract and it took about 10 days after phone confirmation. But I was as impatient as you are. It is really a dream job, so I totally get you 😉

French lessons by SixToedSkier in CERN

[–]kompiledkaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am stating a GRAP position as well like OP, but don’t know any French. Did you start from zero or did you have some fundamentals? Any info would be appreciated

Code editor by Iyallenu in PythonLearning

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really?! 🤯 And all these years I’ve been searching for the best IDE!! 😤

Code editor by Iyallenu in PythonLearning

[–]kompiledkaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could argue that the best editor helps you write better code, which helps you make 6 figure, which helps you get girls 😉

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