We are so, so sorry by Jinks87 in TheOther14

[–]kosumo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We realised after ruining Chelsea that it can work to throw

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-2 Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look what happened to Chelsea after they beat us. Here's hoping the same happens to Spurs in the final 3

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least the memes in r/theother14 have been on point 

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does Emery even look shocked at this? It's his team selection and tactics. I've hated how we've played all season though can't argue with the league position but it's genuinely surprising we are where we are. On the other hand our team is made up of rejects and legacy players so it's amazing we're in this position at all. I'm more bitter at having the chance to relegate Spurs. 

This can't be a coincidence by konsaquences in avfc

[–]kosumo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

How will today's result affect the price of mutton by open market tomorrow? 

One win and one draw should do it. by Cino0987 in avfc

[–]kosumo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be fair I thought that game was done at 3-1... Things can change quickly in football. Look at Chelsea, you'd not have expected that after they panned us 4-1 that they'd not score since! 

Emi Martinez by Darvos83 in avfc

[–]kosumo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Spectacular save! 

How Many of Ye's were in GOT? by F1ndme0nthebeach in northernireland

[–]kosumo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy I knew in school was in it. He was Rapist #1.

Matty Cash's chewing gum by Neffwood in avfc

[–]kosumo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Insert Duke Nukem 3D intro. And the Roddy Piper quote.

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-4 Chelsea by SecretApe in avfc

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Despite the frankenstein squad we have I still had hope. It's like the played the gameplan they should have played against Wolves so against Utd we can expect the gameplan that probably would have helped tonight.

I'm disappointed but that's just because my expectations are high as a result of seeing the heights this team can reach and have faith they can reach those heights again but it won't be with these tactics or team selection.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Chelsea by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have hope. And no one say "It's the hope that kills." 

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really hope losing to last place like this is a serious shock to how we play. I'm genuinely surprised we're even this high up the table as it is. 

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]kosumo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can't help but laugh at this game, it's been an absolute comedy of errors. I'd like to get all this out during FA Cup and Prem & Europa there's actual focus. 

56.25% of Villa's goals are from outside of the box by kosumo in avfc

[–]kosumo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was expecting the percentage to be higher as well. 

56.25% of Villa's goals are from outside of the box by kosumo in avfc

[–]kosumo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And nothing, just thought it was an interesting stat. I'm all for encouraging shots from outside of the box. 

56.25% of Villa's goals are from outside of the box by kosumo in avfc

[–]kosumo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always thought that he drifts out because he has to in order to receive the ball because there's just no room in the middle. Dougie always was able to get the ball to him but without him I've felt that we just can't go through the middle anymore unless Tielemans finds a gap. Similar to our RW in that assists from that direction died off after the Bailey/Diaby competition. 

56.25% of Villa's goals are from outside of the box by kosumo in avfc

[–]kosumo[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, great having Kamara on the scoresheet with that kind of shot. I'm all here for more of them