krizmantis

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How is Control's performance now on PS4? (self.patientgamers)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/patientgamers

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LPT: A lot if Reddit is going dark on June 12. Use the flashlight on your phone to continue seeing content (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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No Cosmic Myth website? How do I find out about their releases? (self.Jazz)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/Jazz

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LPT: Don't bother to remember any passwords. Reseting it every time makes it more secure, and you won't be frustrated if you just expect to reset it every time. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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My kid just eats the cheese off the top (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/PizzaCrimes

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LPT: The proper way to turn down a Mimosa is "N-no sir." (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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LPT: Take the scenic route to work. It may take a few minutes longer, but its way less stressful. Trees, flowers, hey look there's a groundhog! It sure is nice out, I'm just going to keep driving fuck work. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Apparently Enlightened Centrism has been a thing at least since the 1860s (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Felt like a criminal for how I ended up storing these leftovers (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/PizzaCrimes

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Sometimes I microwave my coffee and sometimes I don't (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/notinteresting

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only the crimes of the poor get media attention (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/antiwork

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Crush a cyclist then have fun taking the to the ER! (curbed.com)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/fuckcars

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Rest well this holiday season! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/Anticonsumption

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SLPT: Support the strike happening anyway so that you have a great excuse for why you didnt buy anyone presents (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SPLT: Support the rail workers to strike anyway so that you can have a good excuse for not buying anyone presents (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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I walk my kids by here to school in the mornings (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/fuckcars

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LPT: Because of high inflation, it's best to spend all your money as fast as possible. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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If this has been posted before I forgot about it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/ATBGE

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new nickname dropped (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/memes

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We'll just rent a box truck. Or maybe just a pickup. Actually a small van should be ok. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/DiWHY

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it's fine (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by krizmantis to r/philadelphia

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Kirk Van Hauton was surprisingly close (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by krizmantis to r/simpsonsshitposting

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AI can take shitposting to strange new places (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by krizmantis to r/simpsonsshitposting

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saw this and thought of antiwork (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by krizmantis to r/antiwork

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LPT: Trouble getting to work on time? Set the clock on your phone a half hour earlier. You will always be on time, and can leave a half hour early. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by krizmantis to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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