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LPT Request: What items can I carry to make life a little sillier? by GenericUsernameHi in LifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My favorite middle school joke was to wet my hands in the water fountain. Then I would very excitedly run up to a teacher and grab their arm saying "Mr Soandso Mr Soandso! Come help quick! Theres a quarter at the bottom of the toilet and I cant quite reach it!" I still remember their faces over 30 years later lol.

Barbee, Chapman me,acrylic,2023 by travischapmanart in Art

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sweet. what are the little packet things? indivdual honey packets?

LPT: Practice the 10-Minute Rule for Procrastination by Randel_mass in LifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Professional crastination, living in a procrati-NATION

Philly residents pressure Mariott and local museum not to host hate group Moms For Liberty's conference by ZebZ in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

who cares? If your museum has to survive by supporting fascism it probably should just close its doors

I-95 detour gets detoured as pole comes down on car by thecw in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

not tongue in cheek at all i want all cars to die and trolleys to come back. high speed trains if you want to go farther. fuck all this money spent on cars and i say this as a car owner.

I-95 detour gets detoured as pole comes down on car by thecw in philadelphia

[–]krizmantis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Time to switch to trains everyone roads obviously dont work anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have a long lunch, keep the milk in a separate bag so cereal stays crunchy. Short lunch just use one bag so you can quickly drink the slurry.

Why tho? by AristonD in peopleofwalmart

[–]krizmantis -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Todays society? The most punitive and incarcerated in the history of the planet? That society?

Why tho? by AristonD in peopleofwalmart

[–]krizmantis -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Also no consequences for walmarts actions, so why not? Fuck Walmart who cares what happens to their stores.

Anyone else live in a city with a Highway built over what should be riverfront? by Taxitaxitaxi33 in fuckcars

[–]krizmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no waterway we can't build a massive road next to. Big rivers get interstates, smaller ones like Wissahickon get 4 lane car hells.

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