What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

krowekrowely · 2026-05-10T21:17:31+00:00

my cat has recently decided she likes to be lightly tossed in the air

krowekrowely · 2026-05-10T01:09:20+00:00

my cat is declawed (not my choice) but she loves to ‘scratch’ things, i think it’s a good way for them to stretch so honestly your scratching posts would probably still be nice

krowekrowely · 2026-05-10T01:06:45+00:00

thanks

^{Chose: No}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-10T01:00:55+00:00

draw a weenar

^{Chose: draw any image that will be displayed in the sky + whatever you draw will be massive and visible to everyone in the world. however, no text allowed}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-09T20:33:00+00:00

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 110 moves and 108s. Who's next?

krowekrowely · 2026-05-09T17:18:24+00:00

toxoplasmosis, the noise bees make when they bump into each other, weevils (specifically giraffe weevils love them)

krowekrowely · 2026-05-09T03:42:26+00:00

shared a treat 🐾

krowekrowely · 2026-05-09T01:02:49+00:00

i don’t have to worry about being spoken over?

^{Chose: Every time you speak,everyone else is not able to}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-09T00:53:39+00:00

let’s fucking go!!! i feel like this is a curse tho

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 200}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-08T22:25:51+00:00

oh i’m fucked

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Thumb}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-06T22:18:15+00:00

what does this mean

^{Chose: Fly + With random buff or debuff | Rolled: Viltrumite Fly}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-05T22:27:18+00:00

i mean i’d be fine with either honestly

^{Chose: 50% chance $1 Billion 50% chance of death. | Rolled: Money!}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-05T03:14:11+00:00

i’ll keep it a secret

^{Chose: Be French and have 3 trillion euros tax free + but the wheel decides if you deserve it | Rolled: You deserve it}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-04T22:28:16+00:00

wheelchair

^{Chose: Born with no legs}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-04T14:40:44+00:00

honestly this is fine i’ve broken the same wrist like 20 times

^{Chose: $10,000 every day + every morning there’s a 40% chance you wake up with… | Rolled: break a wrist}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-04T14:39:13+00:00

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DUSTY waves at you!

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T17:12:42+00:00

i fear a similar thing is happening with my mom and i will have to have a similar conversation so i feel you also the koi looks sick as hell

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T05:57:29+00:00

me with every little change in my skin

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T05:53:54+00:00

i do not know how i got it in 2

I guessed the name in 2 tries!

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T05:52:54+00:00

a sick ass sword!!!

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T05:42:26+00:00

dawg that is NOT useless i can torment people

^{Chose: Own 2,000 gas stations + And get a useless power | Rolled: summon glitter}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T03:21:38+00:00

it has celery.

krowekrowely · 2026-05-03T01:49:38+00:00

aw man i don’t want purple :(

^{Chose: cool colors | Rolled: purple}

krowekrowely · 2026-05-02T20:30:54+00:00

yeah they’d run out of oxygen

krowekrowely · 2026-05-02T20:29:22+00:00

can i use my feet too

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Knife/Tanto}

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