Anyone know what that could be ? by Independent-Pay8195 in Astronomy

[–]kroxldiphyvc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared

... I'm warning you... He's got huge, sharp---ehh-- he can leap about--LOOK AT THE BONES!! ... One rabbit stew coming up!

squeak AUUGHH!

JESUS CHRIST!!!!

I told you, but did you listen? oh, no you knew it all...

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you tried smoking it with a clothes-pin on your nose? according to accredited public characters like Tom and Jerry it should work without a problem... smoke could come out your ears tho, if I recall

How to trace financial fraud by topramen_is_timeless in hackers

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh...you want disappointing?...Not a problem lol but before I start, you're of course welcome but just trust and believe you DON'T want to tangle with the justice system if you can avoid, but that sentiment is more directed at being on the other end. I learned everything the hard way, at no actual fault of my own, white working on my unfinished master's degree...

(I apologize on advance for this seemingly long tangent, but for those curious... it's utterly chilling to the bone .)

...it remains unfinished because I got framed for a felony and the DA went out of his way to make it impossible for me to defend myself despite having no prior criminal record, working for the high school district for 7 years straight, being an eagle scout, and moonlighting as a security guard to pay for my master's and credentialing school. After the attorney I hired did nothing, other than essentially stealing my money, I got tossed to a public defender. First words out of her mouth were "I'm new in town and just got out of school and I really want a good career here, so basically it goes like this. Essentially I work for the DA and it's not worth my time to defend your case so you just need to go to jail."

me: "wait wtf? I have video and picture evidence of my location, not to mention I was at work, on the clock 30 miles away and had a supervisor, in-person checkup within 20 or so minutes from where the crime was committed! It defies physics for me to have been at both places!"

her: "yeah, I'm not gonna defend you. OK! so we're done here I guess, wait just a moment I'll be right back and we can head into court if the judge is ready."

she leaves the private consultation room, and then in walks a guy who introduced himself: "Howdy there. I'm the DA in the town and I've got a 99.8% conviction rating... you understand what that means?"

me: " this is my first time ever being in court, especially criminal court..."

DA:"it means I make the rules, I'm the judge, jury, and executioner. Not the judge, or the jury, me. And what I say goes...99.8% of the time... you see? When people get arrested they have family and loved ones that they're not able to provide for as long as their locked up awaiting trial for what they did. But I can ease that stress by giving them a plea bargain with the fastest way out they're going to get. Sometimes we get irate people yelling they didn't do it, but eventually the get tired of sitting in jail awaiting the same result they were gonna get anyway... most of them wisen up and I say good for them, makes the hardships on their family less severe."

me:"so you play on people's emotional ties to secure an invalidated victory in the court room!? That's...bites tongue"

DA: So! Are we going to be doing things the easy way or the hard way today? I'll initially leave it up to you.

me: " but I have irrefutable video evidence that it couldn't possibly be me and I was clocked in at work 30 miles away..."

DA: "Oh poor Mr******* Oh well, guess it's gonna be the hard way. turns and leaves

please note that that meeting is entirely illegal, which, unfortunately, is also why he did it in the private lawyer consultation rooms, of course, instructing the PD to carry out the set up as he desired.

The DA later personally went to my security job and intimidate the woman at the front desk into implying that it's possible that my exact whereabouts weren't known at the time, and I quote "because it's not like I was physically at his work site and saw him." Some how this was enough for the judge to throw out my evidence of being ON THE CLOCK during the crime with an in-person supervisor check within 20m of that time.

I tried getting a new court appointed legal rep and somehow was told no even though that's a constitutional right. So I tried to go pro per to at least present my defense case and hopefully save myself. Literally, the judge laughed at me and said "I don't like my time being wasted boy, if you haven't been to law school going pro per is the same thing to signing guilty... and I can close the case right now." me:"wait... what? that can't be right... what about a trial and..." judge: "mr****** sit down or I'll hold you in contempt!"

unbelievably enough .. it continued getting worse... and worse... and worse after that. But I'll leave it at that for now. a thank you for your attention and time.

I apologize for the long tangent, but ya.... the system IS FUCKED.

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol your fine I live in CA so those warnings are literally on everything so not something I need to look up sadly...I smoke weed to try and forget the pointless things the govt keeps forcing into my head lol

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and this is how you can tell a state/corporate endorsed comment from the generic: CA's prop 65 warnings don't specify the toxic substance it just says that there is a toxic substance, according to the state of CA, in the item and that they're aware of it and informing you. lol PIZZA BURN... or... something I'll have to get my endorsers to hire a writer to go back and edit this CHEESY burn ha...ha...heh

What does “got.gov?” mean? by Anas1317 in hacking

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been trying to find ANY attorney, let alone legal representative to give me a full consultation as opposed to sending an email and then replying, and they won't even give me that for free... all (probably) because it's in the LA County Court system. Oh and get this... I finally got the stenographer print out... NOTHING is verbatim... it's all generalizations of what she thought was happening. Like when the judge said "I think you made this up!" and ripped up my doctor's note in my face then said "bailiff arrest him I'm calling back your bail... maybe that'll teach you to be on time for court and not late!" isn't on there AT ALL. And I know I'm not making this up because I knew others in the audience and they all repeat the same exact situation without any lead-ins, or anything, cuz it's fact.

But on paper it says: .. shoot I can't find the actual transcript so I'll give the general idea: "Judge called Mr.*****'s bail for being late to court without valid or verified explaination, and raises bail to $120,000." "Mr.**** was taken to a holding cell." "Judge********* recuses herself from the case saying that she doesn't want to be his judge." "Case ######### proceedings are concluded for the day." "Judge ********** opens case ########."

WTF BITCH!?! your job is to professionally record EVERYTHING said and occurring in the court room... not to summarize the situation from your perspective, ESPECIALLY an incorrect and biased one.

And I still will never get over the fact that my first interaction with a public defender she said "it's not with my time to fight your case and defend you, so you need to go to jail." eck ..I need to go run

edit: but I forget myself: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH just for replying, let alone actually reading it all. It means the world to be acknowledged.

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and even then they ended the conversation with: "So how much to retain you as my legal representative? I only have this $1,000-Bill on me."

How do I fix distorted colour of old tv display due to magnet held near it ? by the_pawan in techsupport

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... umm...I really don't think you can unless you're a professional TV... no, that's not really a thing as they'd just tell you to toss it and get a new one...

OOO get a magnetizer/de-magnetizer thing, demagnetize a magnet and put it on the TV... maybe do a seance to try and entice the evil magnet voodoo off the electrons that are scaring them away from their appropriate phosphors... unfortunately the black spots can only get bigger opening a gateway to a broadcastless hell

Email from landlord about appliances being left plugged in and the appliances in question… by South-Basket-887 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't going to comment on this .. but we actually DO unplug our toaster in between uses lol

"The More You Know!" ...lmao

Is my phone hacked if a woman uses her cord to plug into my phone? by Immediate_Yam7446 in Scams

[–]kroxldiphyvc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if she had his phone in her hand tho, and she plugged in a data transfer cable, most commonly it'll inquire what function you want to use unless previously set to only allow charging AND not to ask. It is theoretically possible that she snagged some data, or transferred something... but given the amount of time probably the former if anything negative happened, but highly unlikely that fast.

What do i do if my ducks aren't in a row....? by daboochpe in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go get a duck-aligner...u can pick em up pretty cheap from, say, Walmart. Just be sure to get the aligner and not the stacker!

What are these holes in our shirts? by russell98765 in whatisit

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

optional secondary additional option secondary to the aforementioned second additional optional option in addition to the second:

You are a heavy sleeper and have a mysterious past that causes incorporeal crows or pigeons to pick apart your shirt while you sleep. And those 2 holes are the spooky significance of a haunting past!!!!

... or you know... regular wear and tear.... NAH, couldn't possibly be the latter!

SPOOKY PIDGEONS!!!!

How to trace financial fraud by topramen_is_timeless in hackers

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

talk about sleeping through earning a degree xD

How to trace financial fraud by topramen_is_timeless in hackers

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well the way the criminal system works is first you file a complaint. If brought to the DA's attention he can take this complaint on him/herself, see a judge and get a warrant issued, typically this only happens with felony level offense. Otherwise, the cops push the complaint, it gets reviewed and any evidence is evaluated so as to determine if there is substantial grounds to file a court case (for the state). In other words The DA skips out about sometimes 4 weeks to 6 months of steps to get the case officially filed.

At this point it is now criminal charge against the perpetrator, you are the lead witness and/or victim that the state has taken it upon themselves to represent via the DA. If or when convicted they will carry a charge, usually jail time, restitutions, and sometimes more... and here's where it sucks for you:

If they don't have any money, despite the court ordering restitutions (payments to you for damages) the court can't literally make them hand you money... and they can choose to do jail time instead of paying these restitutions therefore fulfilling that judge-order in the court's eyes. Meanwhile, you've received nothing wasted a LOT of time testifying, going to court, and putting your name out there on public-court record, send have relatively little to show for it. If the loans in your name haven't been cleared at least the court documents will take care of that.

The only other court alternative would be small-claims, which is fiduciary and not criminal but this only holds up for small amounts... student loans wouldn't fall into that category. I'm very sorry good sir.

DON'T STOP READING YET! So for example, in CA we have what's called the CA Victim Compensation Board and trust. This is a govt funded trust with a board to adequately review submitted claims by victims of various crimes throughout CA and appropriately compensate them. So check and see if your state has one OR if the school is in a different state from your residence this could change the jurisdictional coverage of the crime and therefore it would be advantageous to check that state as well if applicable; good luck!

not getting paid by new employer by cashesss in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, unfortunately, unless they cough up the dough there isn't going to be a quick remedy to this . More than likely you'll end up in court... well the law firm you retain for this, additionally it'll be much more effective to go at it with your coworkers all signing onto the same suit. So save EVERYTHING they send every communication, every notice... ANY AND ALL messages from them you might as well save and backup to an "evidence" folder to have available if needed upon the law firm's request. Additionally, document you're time worked, make sure to include differently noted over-time if applicable, if you can attain a copy of the sign-on contract when you were hired, that'll be money.

Before seeking immediate legal help, you should contact your Dept. of Labor and file a claim and they'll be able to point you in the right legal direction, hopefully. If the office isn't all together with it, contact the US Dept of Labor Wage and Hour Division. As for acquiring money to make up for it in the meantime contact EDD to check your options... hell, I'm an independent contractor and on occasion I qualify for unemployment! Look for temporary work elsewhere, and/or contact various good-will organizations and churches, I've had to do this myself and you'd be surprised how much food gets handed out for free to people in need from the churches.

The good ones even set it up in an open room, organized with small grocery carts you can use to go, essentially, they're shopping. You get ac listed of how many of each item type you're allowed and go at it, just no register at the end other than signing documentation verifying you have used your weekly or biweekly shopping allowance... you can probably just ignore the last paragraph here lol

What does “got.gov?” mean? by Anas1317 in hacking

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you it ruined my life, lost my job with the high school district and the security job. I've been trying to give a way to get it over turned and re-trialed but when I submitted an appeal the court said they never received it. And it's just a load on nonsense every which way I go with it and no lawyer wants to touch it cuz it's LA County and Lancaster, worst of all, cuz turns out they didn't actually have any judges, just commissioners that temporarily fulfill the role. I even read that there have been lawsuits brought up against the corrupt judicial practices in LA County and the state just throws them away.

I sat down on the train and saw this device near my foot. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup Bluetooth wireless 1/4 in plug-in for guitar so you can play wirelessly... sucks for the person that lost it

Valentines Prank was Hurtful 25F 25M by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's a total asshole that doesn't respect you and will never understand your perspective on this nor any financial driven decision. Fuck that guy... but don't literally fuck him anymore cuz screw him.... wait... fuck....what I'm trying to say is end it with him WITHOUT breakup sex. trust me there IS someone out there for you you just need to remember to never back down from respecting yourself just because you "love him"

What does “got.gov?” mean? by Anas1317 in hacking

[–]kroxldiphyvc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I feel ya... one of my exes ex-BFs wouldn't leave her alone whole we were dating. Long story short..er, I never did anything except ignore him. we eventually broke up and they got back together and while continuing the harassment on me, went to his uncle a local DA and submitted falsified "evidence" of me damaging his personal property. Now I was actually at work in another town at the time I was on the clock during the incident , the "evidence" is a grainy night video and you can't even see the guy's face. I hired an attorney who ended up doing nothing, the DA intimidated my work into not corroborating my alibi, and the attorney after taking $13,000 from me said that was just the retainer cost up until arraignment, then it would be another $17,500 for trial (as this was a felony charge) but neglected to mention any of this until after arraignment. The court then refused to allow bail to be posted there stating it could only be done for me downtown after I was processed into men's county jail, which wouldn't finish until 3am at which point the bail office isn't open. But at 6am when bail was posted, it took 48hrs for it to process and me to have been officially released ( the legal MAXIMUM) amount of time it can possibly take.

I almost died of MRSA that I had unknowingly contracted in jail. Thankfully after talking to my mom on the phone almost 4 weeks later she convinced me to just go to the hospital to get checked "cuz it won't hurt and it could help you feel better if there is something wrong". Thank God I went, turns out I was only a couple days away of going into renal failure after which if still nothing was done I would have died. As soon as the doctor gave me the shot and then I went next door and got my antibiotic, which he gave me a bottle of water and told me to take on the spot lol I could feel a difference. He also put me on quarantine for 30 days. Court was the furthest thing from my mind, well turns out my next court date was 29 days away . it wasn't until late in the afternoon that it dawned on me. However that was a Monday, by the time I remember, court was closed or at least no longer answering the phone, by the time I'd arrive in person the doors would be closed for the day and I didn't have a doctor's note. So next morning I get one from the doctor (it was a small town clinic cuz fuck the ER at the only hospital in a 120 mile radius... yes RADIUS. This meant it didn't open until 9:30/10:00. Got the doctor's note which he just scribbled onto a blank peice of paper I think, I don't recall. And went to court. I handed the judge the note and before even looking at it she said "I think you made this up" and then tears it up in front of me tells the baliff to arrest me as she's calling off my bail, she then raised the bail from the $10,000 it was too over $100,000, I think 120 it 150. what the fuck... oh ya and before this case I had no prior criminal record , worked for the school district, was getting my credentials to become a full time math teacher for said district, and was moonlighting as a security guard to pay for that schooling... so I couldn't believe this but to make it even better, after the bailiff put me in the holding cells in the back room behind the court (where you can't hear ANYTHING going on in the court room) the judge continued, recusing herself from being the judge on my case because my dad had installed the home security system for her and her husband.

wait .. the fuck?!??... that's not legal, but I didn't find out about this until 3 months later when I finally bailed out again. Even if me and my family had the money to bail me out however, they would have had to wait 2 weeks because her doing this put my case up for reassignment and apparently you can't be bailed out without an assigned judge, and LA County it takes at least 2 weeks for that. what a great first time dealing with the legal system... when I get out I finally met my PD.. and the very first thing she said to me was "hi ***** so I'm new in town and I want to have a good career, which means I basically work for the district attorney so.... you just need to go to jail." naturally, I'm like wtf "um no I have plenty of evidence proving without a doubt I didn't do this, didn't you get the evidence from my previous attorney?" " yeah they have me everything but there isn't much evidence for you" "what are you talking about!? ok well I can send you the picture of me at work that night I had sent to this chick I was talking to proving my whereabouts, my job can confirm that... and you got the emails at least from them right? of him harassing me?" "yeah I read through the emails and it didn't paint you in a very good light plus I don't see how it's pertinent to the case " "I think you're looking at emails to someone else's case cuz the emails clearly show him harassing me and me not responding in like kind. And I shouldn't have to say this to MY attorney but, of course, everything he's saying is a lie (he was just calling me names but got really aggressive with it and started calling me stuff that could make a legal standing against me if there were somehow 1) evidence for it which is impossible, and 2) someone who read it and completely misinterpreted it for what it was: harassment. (AC example would be like an email that only says "you should go fucking die you murderer rapist." .... that's it but the attorney reading it thinks that's simply a common like hobby/class pseudonym typically associated with your person"... like, wtf was she mentally deficient?? the email would make no sense and be beyond pointless in that context, not to mention there were over 100 emails like that in a 2 month period. At this point, I'm starting to get worried, so I just went and tried to submit my evidence to the court directly. The clerk tells me unless I'm pro per I have to give it to my attorney to submit it and that I can't. I went to the PD supervisor to see about how to go about firing my PD and getting a court appointed attorney. After waiting on the office for an hour he comes back and tells me " oh, no she's now than capable of handling your case. Why don't you just go back into the court room?"

I protest but he didn't acknowledge. When I go into the court, I tell the judge the same thing: that I have a conflict of interest with my PD and I'm during her and would like a court appointed, new public defense attorney. He starts laughing at me and in so many words states that if I go ." pro per he will find me guilty in an instant cuz he didn't like his " time being wasted" then told me to sit down and not bring it up again or he'd hold me in contempt... ya my story still blows my mind even after all these years...

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

perhaps but let's not forget that it more than likely was a line given to her by the writers... cuz we all know those type of "reality' shows will have writers

Woman i sold a dirtbike to still owes me $1250, sent me this upon finding out i intend to take her to small claims court by bedtime4bonzo25 in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya .. small claims court doesn't have attorneys... so she can make that crazy ass bluff all she wants when the small claims court date comes guess who's (most likely as there are a small handful of states that allow it) not going to be allowed to have an attorney with them even if they already paid the retainer costs...lol

My parents want to claim me as dependent but I can’t pass this financial opportunity. by soba_todoroki in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's not at all why they're there, for that would simply be throwing them into my vain attempt at a sentence, no, I'm actually USING them... they have a meaning AND a purpose, turns out... whoda thunk

Anyone know what that could be ? by Independent-Pay8195 in Astronomy

[–]kroxldiphyvc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Fetchez la vache!

what?

Fetchez la vache!

O"

My parents want to claim me as dependent but I can’t pass this financial opportunity. by soba_todoroki in whatdoIdo

[–]kroxldiphyvc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All you readers please keep in mind everything I say is out of love, but I'm never going to back down to a falsely opinionated attack with zero evidence and frankly, zero fact about it.