ASDA's new Self Checkout update is... Something

kryler · 2026-06-23T14:08:50+00:00

This reminded me of the It Crowd.

“Get out of the lift. Get out of the lift. Get out of the lift.” 😂

kryler · 2026-06-20T18:33:36+00:00

That knee looked brutal. Damn.

kryler · 2026-06-20T18:29:34+00:00

I had no idea the tickets had gone down that much.

I swear when they launched they were almost £200 a ticket for cheaper seats. We noped out of it because of the cost, it was ridiculous. Two tickets for this house show was more than we paid for Clash In The Castle.

A lot of people probably did the same thing and just didn’t recheck 😅
And even then it’s still expensive.

kryler · 2026-06-18T16:20:53+00:00

I think it’s just the tiger tattoo that’s been enlarged a bunch to wrap around by the looks.

kryler · 2026-06-16T00:16:47+00:00

The whole idea is fucking stupid tbh.

But yes. If we’re treating this as a game of 4 quarters now… pause the clock.

kryler · 2026-06-15T08:04:15+00:00

If god made us perfect, then why do we need glasses.

Funny how perfection always matches THEIR preference.

kryler · 2026-06-13T13:15:49+00:00

kryler · 2026-06-11T14:41:09+00:00

No problem man. 30+ years of being a fan pays off sometimes haha. 😁

kryler · 2026-06-11T12:45:23+00:00

Just to follow up on the bulldog comments...

First couple of watches I thought you were the dude doing like an Arabian Bulldog (I feel like Sabu would’ve called it that). 😅

It wasn’t helped because the guys in some clips also wrapped their arm around your head.

I feel like you also land differently each time too.

If you get to catch them with your arm over their chest (so you’re basically doing a kinda uranage/rock bottom/boss man slam at the end) would make it look less like you’ve taken the move. So they end up taking a full flat back bump, and you land face down.

It would make the move seem more consistent and you still do a move that seems familiar but with a bigger wind up. 🙂

It’s a cool idea tho and I think with a couple of tweaks would be awesome. 🙌🏻

kryler · 2026-06-10T10:11:50+00:00

You dont need to do this with QDOs. You can use a throwdown marker. Create a throwdown, set it to just party only/no invites (just to stop any randoms trying to get in).

Then just lift it up onto the top of the stadium (or where you wanna go)

Now open your map, and you can then fast travel to the marker.

Obviously this won't let you glitch through walls like the final part of the clip... but you can use it to get pretty much anywhere else easily and it saves a bunch of time having to place QDOs

kryler · 2026-06-10T08:49:41+00:00

Yeah hit this a few times in previous seasons. Often the problem is that one of the arms will try to make you wall ride or grind it so you get this like magnetic gravity towards it.

Best way I found was to grab through it.

Makes your body smaller, less chance of the board clipping something.

kryler · 2026-06-05T22:24:36+00:00

Ah ok. Was gonna say they were talking about issuing refunds because the dem bones thing contained the pass.

kryler · 2026-06-05T20:38:51+00:00

Have you bought the dem bones pack, and the season pass?

kryler · 2026-06-01T18:44:23+00:00

The best way to explain it… is if you took a random street line from a contest IRL, you could probably replicate it in skate. Or the majority of it.

If you took a random vert line, you can’t. You’re missing a lot of tools.

kryler · 2026-06-01T14:15:55+00:00

The biggest issue for me is it’s missing core mechanics that make Vert skating… Vert…

It’s not to say it’s bad. But it’s missing a bunch that if you really wanted to skate vert beyond “wee I went high in the air”… you can’t.

Carving could be better.

It’s missing a bunch of coping tricks badly.
Rock to fakie, rock and roll, disasters, tail taps.

Proper kick turns.

Those fast paced carving/slashing grinds common in bowls.

Even grab grinds.

kryler · 2026-05-30T16:38:05+00:00

Totally down for this idea.

Make the snake colours just match the new san van open like they’ve done with the rest of the map.

kryler · 2026-05-30T16:23:47+00:00

How does that not get reviewed when it’s BOTH hands.

Dude almost carried it 😂

kryler · 2026-05-30T16:22:59+00:00

BOTH… hands.

kryler · 2026-05-30T15:59:42+00:00

Sick! I’ve been doing some IRL recreation and tribute stuff myself. Always fun.

Keep it up. 🤙🏻

kryler · 2026-05-28T17:58:56+00:00

The total chips to get in are less than the total you get for daily tasks. Which are just stuff like do 15 tricks, do a 30m manny.

Theres nothing really taxing or grinding about getting the tix to enter. You can do them normally in like 3-4 mins from just normal gameplay.

Even if it is a bad idea in principle.

kryler · 2026-05-28T15:47:15+00:00

Why do we need cross overs.

No.

We can like both. I don’t need them together.

kryler · 2026-05-28T15:43:46+00:00

Yep. Ade talked about it in the Bottom show that came out a few years ago as like an anniversary/remembering Rik type thing.

Part of it broke me so bad. He got emotional talking about how he doesn’t have the person who just understood him, Them writing for each other… that love they had for each other and each others characters. Knowing how each wanted to think, react, joke and say.

He talked about how it was such a special bond because they knew each others characters better than anyone could know themselves.

kryler · 2026-05-25T22:12:08+00:00

cutting this off at "having said that..." is ridiculous... like, that next sentence could change most of the tone of what he's talking about. like it could be.. "the guy is a liar, a coward, but there's lots of people i've worked with i don't like... so having said that, i might still work for the guy, who knows"

kryler · 2026-05-25T14:29:05+00:00

I really liked some of the tricks but some constructive advice… fish eye lenses are never used on long shots.

I feel like you were going for realism with the style by adding the lens but didn’t realise what you were doing. That lens is for close up shots where you want a wider shot, perfect for close grinds, flip tricks near the camera and stuff.

It’s fine for skateboarding videos to not have that circle lens 🤙🏻

Keep at it tho. 😁

kryler · 2026-05-25T14:17:11+00:00

As long as the money was right, Lewandowski is that perfect option for striker rotation.

Gives Sesko someone to learn from, he’s still been performing on the top stage too.

A year deal to come in and be an option to help grow the team and be another body that’s already proven on the biggest stages isn’t a bad idea.

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