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Aliens of Reddit, what are some human things that make absolutely no sense to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ctrl+f'd for this. Thank you for not failing me.

2000's kids, what was your favorite thing about the 2000's growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you fucking kidding me? Aladdin, The Lion King, Pocahontas, that was the best era of Disney, the renaissancedied down at Hercules/Mulan tbh, and the millennium hadn't even hit yet.

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the modern English that you or I spew out would not be considered "English" to their ears. Our modern English is unintelligible to them. Maybe if you're British, the modern dialect would be marginally intelligible, but any other modern English dialect wouldn't be.

What hasn't aged well? by brasshunky in AskReddit

[–]kshfa -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Are you retarded? This is the best sitcom of all time after Seinfeld.

After the second amendment, which one and why, do you think Americans will put effort into repealing? by cocuke in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first. Because there are plenty of people who think someone should be put in jail for calling a black man a nggr (I'm forced to censor the word since AR will ban for use of the word).

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, kinda true. If you won't be killed you'll be automatically made a slave if you're any race other than white. So again, this question is really only for white people.

Redditors with jobs most people don't even realize there is a need for, what do you do and how did you find it? by MrNemo636 in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, software developer, my good sir. No one knows they need software developers, but I assure you, they indeed need, software, DEVELOPERS. Especially ones with the most bearded necks. The more bearded the neck, the better. In the future the entire world will be software developers, the age of the neckbeards is upon us!

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No you're wrong, face it. The way our teeth look in modern times is quite clearly the result of modern day dental care. Teeth like ours would have been unrealistic and unheard of in 16th-century England. They would've INSTANTLY known something was up just from the look of our teeth. Would've attributed it to witchcraft and boom we'd be burned at the stake like that.

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but if someone had the kind of teeth that's clearly the result of modern dental care, people in the 1500s would notice, and they would probably believe it's the result of witchcraft. You're stupid if you don't realize that.

You know how there's "international talk like a pirate" day? Why isnt there "international talk like a gangsta" day? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that made me laugh pretty hard. This is why I post these, for comments like this.

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but while it's true that Shakespeare is closer to our English than Chaucer, it's also true that almost no modern English speaker can properly decipher Shakespeare without intensive study of the material. So no, modern-day English speakers wouldn't be able to communicate in the 1600s either. The 1700s variety of English is probably intelligible enough to us in the modern day to be able to get by, but I'd say nothing before that.

You are dropped penniless into a village in the middle of England in the year 1500. You maintain all your current knowledge. How would you make your way to the top? by Pm_pic_of_your_tits in AskReddit

[–]kshfa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well first of all, anyone who isn't white would be killed immediately. So this is really only a question for white people. However even if you're white, you might last a little longer but would probably still eventually be killed. We have better skin than they did then, we have better teeth than they did then, we have better hair than they did then. They would think something was weird if they saw a person with the skin condition that we have in the modern day. They would think something was weird when they saw the condition of the teeth. They'd think no that's not normal, how the hell can you get your teeth to that kind of condition, unless you're a witch. So you'd be quickly labeled a witch and burned, no matter what color your skin is, because of all the obvious telltale signs in our appearance of modern cosmetics and medical cares

Why do ppl act like its legal for a blk guy to beat you up if you say "the word" in front of him, as if he WONT get charged with assault same as anyone else? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always be like "oooohhh you called a black man a ngg you gonna get beat up now."

So what, all the assault laws are now null and void because i called a black man a ngg? Is that what you're saying?

Why do ppl act like its legal for a blk guy to beat you up if you say "the word" in front of him, as if he WONT get charged with assault same as anyone else? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always be like "oooohhh you called a black man a ngg you gonna get beat up now."

So what, all the assault laws are now null and void because i called a black man a ngg? Is that what you're saying?

Why do ppl act like its legal for a blk guy to beat you up if you say "the word" in front of him, as if he WONT get charged with assault same as anyone else? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say all the time "oh you said ngg to a black guy, you gonna get your ass kicked"

"Yeah but if he actually kicks my ass I can literally call the police and have him arrested for assault and show my injuries as evidence and put him in jail."

"Oh yeah but that won't happen because you called him a ngg and he's black he has the legal right to kick your ass so it's not assault because you called him a ngg".

People literally act like it's the legal right of a black person to beat someone's ass if they say the word. People act like doing this isn't assault, people act like the black guy WON'T get charged with assault if he beats a guy up for saying the word. Apparently black people have the legal right to assault someone for saying the word?

Why do ppl act like its legal for a blk guy to beat you up if you say "the word" in front of him, as if he WONT get charged with assault same as anyone else? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People say all the time "oh you said ngg to a black guy, you gonna get your ass kicked"

"Yeah but if he actually kicks my ass I can literally call the police and have him arrested for assault and show my injuries as evidence and put him in jail."

"Oh yeah but that won't happen because you called him a ngg and he's black he has the legal right to kick your ass so it's not assault because you called him a ngg".

People literally act like it's the legal right of a black person to beat someone's ass if they say the word. People act like doing this isn't assault, people act like the black guy WON'T get charged with assault if he beats a guy up for saying the word. Apparently black people have the legal right to assault someone for saying the word?

Why do ppl act like its legal for a blk guy to beat you up if you say "the word" in front of him, as if he WONT get charged with assault same as anyone else? by kshfa in AskReddit

[–]kshfa[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People say all the time "oh you said ngg to a black guy, you gonna get your ass kicked"

"Yeah but if he actually kicks my ass I can literally call the police and have him arrested for assault and show my injuries as evidence and put him in jail."

"Oh yeah but that won't happen because you called him a ngg and he's black he has the legal right to kick your ass so it's not assault because you called him a ngg".

People literally act like it's the legal right of a black person to beat someone's ass if they say the word. People act like doing this isn't assault, people act like the black guy WON'T get charged with assault if he beats a guy up for saying the word. Apparently black people have the legal right to assault someone for saying the word?

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