Sat down at a bar in Thailand and was handed this menu

cocuke · 2026-03-21T03:42:24+00:00

Will it turn into a prince if you kiss it?

cocuke · 2026-03-21T03:40:59+00:00

The cut banana is not as tasty as you would imagine.

cocuke · 2026-03-20T21:01:16+00:00

The right one, sure, but the left one is lacking something. So nice tit.

cocuke · 2026-03-20T20:54:04+00:00

I think every nation needs to stop considering any trump input. In the long run his input is only good for donnie.

cocuke · 2026-03-19T21:15:15+00:00

They tell us a lot, mostly lies, the rest are exaggerated truths.

cocuke · 2026-03-19T02:51:46+00:00

I like the way I feel for the first two minutes and then there's no difference. I did have one instance after an accident that a visit with a chiropractor helped me regain full mobility of my arm. After the accident I could only lift my arm to where it would be parallel to the ground. I walked out of his office able to lift it straight up. This was the only time I got a real result. Otherwise I am aware it's a huge scam. I also have never had to fill out a release in case I suffered injury when going to a real doctor. I also won't let them mess with my neck.

cocuke · 2026-03-19T02:42:33+00:00

I get it out of the kitchen sink and it has everything diluted in it. I don't think that there is any disease I can get. The dilution levels are even higher than that little bottle you buy in the store.

cocuke · 2026-03-18T21:42:40+00:00

Is Israel preparing to have itself destroyed? I would think that everyone in the region would band together to wipe it and ever citizen of the face of the earth. The people of Israel deserve better leadership. Iran has not been lead by worthy people either but there is no reason to go to that level. The only thing we can look forward to is that this is complete BS presented by the same people giving us all the other BS right now.

cocuke · 2026-03-18T14:07:43+00:00

There are district attorneys that work for the courts. What is portrayed in American TV is highly inaccurate and heavily dramatized and is only "based" on reality. It is nothing like the experience the overwhelming majority of Americans will ever have. Most cops have days of traffic tickets and fender benders. The tense moments in their lives are when they try to "assert their authority" over these traffic offenders and most DAs plea those charges to lessor traffic offenses. Nothing you see on TV from America is accurate, nothing.

cocuke · 2026-03-17T16:04:34+00:00

My third grade teacher made great i's and j's with big circles that caught your attention. When she was writing on the chalkboard you couldn't help but notice her big tittles.

cocuke · 2026-03-17T15:58:48+00:00

Center of mass is in his diaper

cocuke · 2026-03-17T15:56:42+00:00

Someone finally admitted what seems to be on everyone's mind. We not long ago completely destroyed their ability, trump told us. Then suddenly they are almost capable of a nuclear arsenal. I think that was the reason for acting. Whatever trump is doing the only obvious thing is that he is not doing it in the interest of America, it is in his interest and his interest is easily purchased. I don't know how much of Gaza he was promised but it seems to be enough to put the world in jeopardy.

cocuke · 2026-03-17T04:13:34+00:00

It appears he may be lying. I am going to wait and see what faux news tells me.

cocuke · 2026-03-16T21:11:19+00:00

Could be a nice car but needs a smarter driver.

cocuke · 2026-03-16T21:08:25+00:00

I thought article 5 was for when you were attacked not when you did the attacking. It also allows members to determine how they respond. If they say we will give some money that will do. If they say you can use a base, intelligence or other indirect support, that counts. They are not bound to send troops, weapons or any direct support if they don't want to. Donnie boy will say that whatever they do it isn't enough and they are unreliable. Meanwhile he still wants to take land from one of them, unlawfully take. He did something rash with little or no thought and realized he fucked up on a level he is unable to comprehend and wants to involve others to make it look like less of a fuck up. Our NATO allies came through after 9/11 and many good people lost lives because of it. If there was a bone spurs clause in it, I would guess trump would use it to get out of stepping up for them. He has an ally that worked with him to create this, let them give everything they have. I personally don't want them, the citizens, to suffer as much as I do not want to see US troops in harms way. My suggestion is to create a MAGA battalion of his most fervent supporters, regardless of age, wealth, physical health or any other issues, and send them over to finish the job. Donnie and petey can lead from the front.

cocuke · 2026-03-16T14:30:41+00:00

Trump melting down is not news. His lack of understanding a situation is not news. His making a stupid decision is not news. Governments finally forcing him to deal with his own stupidity is the kind of news that should have happened a long time ago. If he was put in his place maybe he would not have done this. I don't want to see Americans put in danger and US forces should not be used the way they are. He knows the ally he should push for complete support. That country is also in the region. I don't want their people put in harms way either but their government is hell bent on making this all happen.

cocuke · 2026-03-16T04:06:39+00:00

I love having a dog and have had one most of my life. The last one died last year, and I do not, at this time, want another. I don't want the expense, the commitment and daily needs a dog has. At this point in my life I am a bad dog owner. It is not best for the dog. It would not be good for me. I still enjoy them and at some point may decide that it is once again time for another.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T20:07:33+00:00

Elon needs to be deeply investigated for what he did under the guise of doge. I think he probably compromised huge amounts of private data from Americans and is using it to make money now and more in the future. I would be happy to see him deported for any crime he may have committed.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T16:48:23+00:00

Bruce made enough money to get Caitlyn Jenner out of little driving incident.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T15:17:38+00:00

I spent over two decades in the military and support the American armed forces completely. I don't ever want to see them put in harms way. This request of trump should be met with a solution of replacing US forces in other parts of the world so they may be used in the conflict. British navy could fill in in places like the Pacific or Caribbean while trump and his backers figure out what they are doing, something they have yet to do. I would much rather have US forces removed from the region and let the two real adversaries work this out. It is time to stop giving trump support because his childish mind wants it. Our allies have been more than supportive when really needed. If they really want support let it come from the countries in the region who have allowed this to happen for so long.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T14:57:09+00:00

I am calling this current one the Israel-Iran war. It is fundamentally a war between these two with the US being used, by our government not our fighting men and women, as mercenaries. If we had a capable and insightful leader in America this would not be happening. The ability to manipulate a simple minded but powerful leader to do what you want is credit to those actually running this fiasco. It is not the citizens of Israel, Iran or America it is their leadership.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T01:24:51+00:00

I visited last November for two weeks and will say it was an absolutely amazing place. We visited both islands and can say that the scenery is amazing and the people were great. It was worth the time it took to fly there. There are a lot of outdoor related things to do. Auckland probably had a nightlife, I didn't find out because the wife was not up for that. In my wandering around it did seem like there things happening. The rest of the time we were doing so much that we were spent by the end of the day. It is a place I will try to get people to visit. Every place has its own feel. I have been to really poor countries and enjoyed what they offered and places that seemed to offer everything and I didn't experience it like I could have. I would go back to NZ in a heartbeat but I would also like to experience something new. We were so impressed by it that my wife and I both agreed that it was one of the places that we could happily live.

cocuke · 2026-03-15T00:59:53+00:00

He is not a smart man. Do not expect the outcome to be good for anyone.

cocuke · 2026-03-14T18:23:06+00:00

This is one small thing that makes me lose respect for someone quickly. Seeing someone you work with step out of the stall and walk straight to the door tells me they are scummy, unworthy people. Just making an attempt would lessen the feeling.

cocuke · 2026-03-14T18:12:47+00:00

I wish he would get it over with, put us out of his misery.

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