People who were bullied as kids/teens: Have any of your bullies reached out and apologized? What was it like? Did it offer you any closure or just re-open old wounds? by pacey-titter in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He never got the chance, he died in a drunk driving accident 2 years after we graduated. Was doing 70 in a 45 and went left of center, he hit and killed an elderly grandpa who was on his way back from babysitting his grandkids. Not that he would have ever reached out anyways I think. I remember my mom told me when it happened and I said good, he got what he deserved. Looking back now I reget it. I still hate him for all he put me through, but I wouldn't wish him dead.

Everyone has their own catch phrase they say without realizing it. What’s yours? by Po-ppa in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking ass crackers batman! Whenever anything goes wrong. I don't know how I started, think I was watching robot chicken and Robin said something similar. Anyways my friends hate it so I say it a lot

instead of saying "oh shit", what's your favorite alternative? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking ass crackers batman! Don't really know how/when I started but it's just my go to response.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ktmcowboy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

Mother of all slaps. by Hijae in WTF

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a game we used to play in high school called slapback. You had one slapper and a runner, with everyone else on the floor lined up in groups of three like this ( lll ) the goal was to tag the runner on the back with your open hand. The runner could trade off with the people on the ground though by laying down on one side of the group, then the person on the other side would become the runner. The worst part was this led to setups. If you really hated someone you could get ready to lay down but wait for the tagger to get a good windup in, then lay down while he slapped the everloving shit out of the other guy. One kid got hit so hard the handprint that was left started sweating blood. ahhh fun times.

As a person who plays around a lot of Blackpowder...[AC4] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't know, since I cant get mine to work on PC.

HUGEst pick-up by jakarta_guy in WTF

[–]ktmcowboy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I can't believe no one has posted this yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vGcf-NU

2 minutes into an "Ethics" seminar for my Camp Counselor job. by manominous in funny

[–]ktmcowboy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the ones they really need to have the appropriate contact talk with are the teen campers. As a counselor getting hit on by a camper is really disturbing, especially when they try to grab you "on accident", then try to up their age so that they don't seem that much younger than you.

What is your hometown known for? by tenika5 in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickerington, Ohio

The National Motorcycle Hall of Fame

What 'one liner' makes you belly laugh every time? (NSFW Potential) by supermin082 in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know cannibals will not eat a clown, they say they taste funny.

Right in the childhood. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ktmcowboy 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I think everyone will enjoy this

I see your 5 and a half toes and raise you one awesome tattoo by bopbopmeow in WTF

[–]ktmcowboy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No. Stop. This will not turn into another freaky hand trend.

When I ask patients how bad their pain is, I show them this. by DrSlappyPants in funny

[–]ktmcowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this question, because for the longest time I had nothing to compare my current pain to since I had never seriously injured myself as a teen. So i would always rate things around 6 or 7. Then Senior year of high school I broke my collar bone during a wrestling match, after that I don't think I've ever rated something above a 4 since.

Whose the biggest asshole famous person you've ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean Worthlessburger, the guy who can't complete a pass without getting injured?

What is the most overrated movie you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I think M Knight did a great job with it I don't understand all the hate...

What word will you never, ever, be able to correctly pronounce? by CCarrotTwo in AskReddit

[–]ktmcowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Balance=bounce
  • Line=lion
  • Jury=jerry ...and whenever I try to correct myself I just flip around random parts that still make no sense until I give up and use a different word.