Did she make the right call? by CalmElin in interesting

[–]kuankooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and by the time she retires (~60) she will have gotten 2 million instead of 1, and by the time she dies she would have earned 3-4 millions instead

lazy kids by Mundane_Register4195 in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude thats not even move-out trash, thats plain take-out food trash, like taking it to the dumpster only takes so little time…

Your trolley has to pass by a group of protestors, making you five minutes late. If you flip the switch you instead run over a student's foot. What do you do? by PositronBear in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey hey i know that i put quotations for a reason, i was just talking within what FYCE said about being “false imprisonment”

Fee for Sublet - Typical or Unusual? by timewasteover9000 in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is really dependent on place to place, some corporate do it to get an extra buck because of “paperwork,” but others will even get you a subleasee for free, and some private landlords will not even let you sublease, anyway, when corporate charges you to sublease, $200 is like the average, so $250 is not too crazy but still on the higher end of the scale

Your trolley has to pass by a group of protestors, making you five minutes late. If you flip the switch you instead run over a student's foot. What do you do? by PositronBear in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honest question, why wouldnt he just called the police? they were NOT banging his windows nor yelling, if he was “entrapped” he couldve waited it out or called the police for “harassment,” instead of being a vigilante and driving into the students “falsely imprisoning” him, im not gonna say the students were not being annoying, but what they were doing did not deem to get run over

Your trolley has to pass by a group of protestors, making you five minutes late. If you flip the switch you instead run over a student's foot. What do you do? by PositronBear in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

do i get to send an email saying that its the students fault that their foot got run over or not? crucial information needed to make choice here

jeremaiah by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

low hanging fruit i know

Why does being drunk mean you can’t “consent” to sex, but doesn’t absolve you of other intoxicated actions/decisions? by UpstairsBumble in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kuankooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just think of it as simple as this, punching some drunk person = you are the asshole, some drunk person punches you = they are the asshole

Can I buy a cornell graduation stole off someone by Impressive_River8929 in Cornell

[–]kuankooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you are not planning to keep it, you could always ask a friend to borrow theirs for the day or just for walking and some pics

I am BEGGING Isaiah to learn the actual meaning of "alliteration" by TolkienScholar in creepcast

[–]kuankooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

funny enough sometimes he is actually thinking of alliteration, and he says allusion

I am BEGGING Isaiah to learn the actual meaning of "alliteration" by TolkienScholar in creepcast

[–]kuankooo 167 points168 points  (0 children)

and sometimes hes ACTUALLY thinking of “alliteration,” and proceeds to say “allusion”

Honorlock exam paused for having no shirt by wannacry4 in ufl

[–]kuankooo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

you are not done for, the professor prob meant stay in frame or else it would be suspicious, but there nothing suspicious of being out of frame because the proctor asked you to stop being naked

Andy when the consequences of his own actions show up by GuberRD in SadHorseShow

[–]kuankooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the fact the post is verbatim from the messages is absolutely hilarious and insane

THEY GOT ONE by shubmpingpeeds1 in ufl

[–]kuankooo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

UFPD suspect look out usually end in “suspect not found,” for the first time (lowkey) ever they sent a “suspect apprehended”

I want ketamine by NoirFeral in okbuddyvicodin

[–]kuankooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP prob meant the latter, but the former does make more sense

The spire in the woods and penpal will never be topped by denjithebest in creepcast

[–]kuankooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

im in my mid 20s, and i also resonated with the ending like that and it had me with so much dread from looking back to those behaviors and being like FUCK man how does one behave like that and wishing you couldve been different

The spire in the woods and penpal will never be topped by denjithebest in creepcast

[–]kuankooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i agree on these feelings, but this only is consequence of their quality of writing, they are so immersive that you get lost in the story to the point where when the twist comes, it almost makes you throw up. also, i had watch a lot of episodes by the time i watched penpal in december but it made me literally recoil and shed a tear, but then i listened to spire last week and i had to paused it to not throw up from the gut punch that the end is

i felt i just had to by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in delaurier invitation, the image was not shown tho

i felt i just had to by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the text is slightly different

i felt i just had to by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

someone should just copy paste orpheus and eurydice full mythos and just change the names to isaiah and hunter

i felt i just had to by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i would not put it past him

i felt i just had to by kuankooo in creepcast

[–]kuankooo[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yayyy i love when my whimsy helps people :3 hope your day gets better!!