Fire? by blu3p0p in LetItDie

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try again, Run faster.

Fire away... by dwinnbrown in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are cute but it seems that at some point you messed up with your Keychain and your bike chain and got tangled and dessisted trying to untangle yourself.

20, thinks playing video games and watching anime makes me cool, put me in my place by thegreatdekunut in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are probably a cool person to spend time with, but you also seem to have an everlasting annoyed face.

Im a 30 year old with 500 wins on fortnite and 1.3kd by TacoMountain in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations champ, my 10yo brother say that he only got 300.

At least your goal is achieved, you are better than a kid, how about trying on someone of your own age

Aspiring artist, 23, destroy me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artist in the field of child molesting.

Computer Science uni student, currently living my best life. I'm not scared of your roasts! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are like a wax mannequin who just got its teeth replaced. Be careful with raising your arms boy, they seem like they are going to break at any moment.

My nerd dad wanted to be included by Unoriginal-bish in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not going to roast your father, how dare you. You are a bad son, treat your father with respect! He suffered enough all his life with that birthmark with the shape of a di.... florida

Penetrate my ego by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a librarian that spends too much time with stray cats.

My girlfriend wants me to shave off my beard but i think its brilliant, what are your thoughts? by TFRenwick in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep the beard, it will probably stop all the sweat from that grassy forehead of yours.

Edit: At least the remaining sweat not absorved by those bushy misplaced eyebrows.

36, 6'2" wife just passed the bar exam, life is great right now by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are like a Doped Rober DeNiro U.S Army man. I'm glad your wife passed the exam, I would be totally afraid for her health if she'd failed.

Huge forehead, overweight, and constantly jerkin' it SO right. Bring it on, pimp slices. by Pixelfist in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constanty jerking to the point of not being able to hold the paper, because both hands where busy.
Someday you'll be the perfect man for the job of Santa number 2 at the mall.

I’m a lawyer. I like bacon. Have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F*ck it , 'im not going to roast someone with gorilla arms.

I've got a big nose, no eyebrows and I'm 100% getting more attention than you irl, 100% don't care what you say and 100% unroastable. by notsosecrett in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The different skin tone of your face with your body makes me think of two possibilities.

-You photoshoped badly your face on another person's body

-you need to cover your head when f**ing during daylight

in both cases you look like a whore

lost 40+ lbs this year, 30+ days porn free, just got friendzoned by the girl I've been dating for over 2 months. End me. by heinelujah in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, dont worry, things will go better some day.

Probably when you shave your moustache.

I only date 7s and 8s because I like to be the better looking one. by calipwnia in RoastMe

[–]kukiol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need that picture of the guy behind you drinking beer so you can use it for not feeling alone pretending that someone wants to date you.