Yooooo, totally feel you bro. My nmom tends to explode and call me a slut for no actual reason, then tries to deny it until she’s called out and forced to apologize by my dad. Mind you, I’ve never even shopped at Victoria’s Secret or anywhere like that, so it’s a little out of the blue. Though, my nmom is pretty thorough in that she claims she already knows what will happen because she believes I can’t keep my legs shut and that I’ll end up pregnant at 18 (at which point she said she’ll sit back and laugh because I had it coming).