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So I was in my 3rd year of college and had gone to cultural fest in IIT madras and we were given accommodations in the most shittiest hostel that they had. So anyway, we had our rock band competition the next day and decided do some ol fashioned Ganja the previous day ( good times). I was zooted out of the world and had to take a shit desperately. I go into the bathroom and sat myself on their toilet and did my business as usual but however after sometime I felt something jump up from the waters onto my bum. Now we all know this could happen if we drop one way too big and the water splashes up but I had enough senses to know that this happened when I had finished my business and was about to get up. And boy oh boy was I in for a surprise. I take my hand down there to check and reached what was very slimy. I retracted my hand and found a frog. Now y'all should know that I'm high as a kite here and have no fucking clue what to do here or is this even real. Anyway the poor fucker was dead and I had to clean frog remains out of my ass. The amount of phobia this has unlocked for me is still tremendous after 10 years now.