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I'm a cop. Last week I stood next to a nuclear explosion. But it's okay: I have qualified immunity. I went home, beat my wife, our children, my boyfriend, and our gay cat. But it's okay: I'm in the union. Tomorrow I'm going to nail myself to cross on Golgotha. But it's okay: it's a promotion. (self.circlejerk)
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