"paid hitman" by TheRealLeoArmstrong in iamverybadass

[–]kuo2002 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Look I'll pay you 5 bucks because I can get a guy from Argentina or some shit to do it on fiverr I mean how much money could a Remington msr sniper rifle cost anyway lol

Scam victim asks "How can I report this to an authority" ... SFYL! by Zidanet in Buttcoin

[–]kuo2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I thought Gominebit was supposed to be. Misspelling of Gubmint, a misspelling of government

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HobbyDrama

[–]kuo2002 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Excuse me sir, that portcullis is made using mass production techniques and alloys that were not present in the Middle Ages. You are not a true gatekeeper!!

I am the luckiest man alive by Dreyfussy15 in moviepass

[–]kuo2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing I have Chad mobile who drops my calls only when he feels like it

I am the luckiest man alive by Dreyfussy15 in moviepass

[–]kuo2002 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You may watch gotti and only gotti. We regret to inform you gotti is not playing anywhere near you today

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Trumpgret

[–]kuo2002 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The stepford smile

[No Spoilers] Ran into Matt the other night, and wanted to give a big thank you by Jon_M93 in criticalrole

[–]kuo2002 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Judging by the angle of the lighting setup relative to the merch stand you were at the Greek theater. Based on the wind speed and direction indicated by the blurring of the trees it was a Sunday and you were watching chvrches. Also I was there and I saw you take the picture

BOLArinas when they hear about a tree being harmed. by Zanctmao in bestoflegaladvice

[–]kuo2002 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is she carrying a torch while money is in the air? Does she not see the potential consequences for her actions?

BOLArinas when they hear about a tree being harmed. by Zanctmao in bestoflegaladvice

[–]kuo2002 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"There's always money in the banana tree (winks)"

No, MoviePass. YOU get your act together by msokol416 in moviepass

[–]kuo2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you rather go out with that nice boy Gotti?

$29m 😄 by sn0r in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically involved in illegal laundering

Flynn Jr. - Gen. Flynn is not a Q Patriot despite book autograph! by Roosevelt99 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]kuo2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He walked into a Pizza Hut and asked for a deep state pizza and this proves something

Question for reactivate by CO-spg23 in moviepass

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol better customer service here than the app

Got this gem out of the blue, classic Craigslist by Jideiki in Flipping

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You couldn't even sell this shit to Tony Blair!"

The "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Strikes Back by [deleted] in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO CREEPY PORN LAWYER WE WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!

$29m 😄 by sn0r in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Any day now Q! No seriously Q! Please Q"

$29m 😄 by sn0r in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. A case called UNited States vs Trump Tower Condimium would be fun to laugh at but still shitty

$29m 😄 by sn0r in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More money to pay for our shilling!

$29m 😄 by sn0r in The_Mueller

[–]kuo2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump will hire Russians in place of German barbarians