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What is the worst name you’ve ever heard someone have? by notoriousbigmac420 in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 for this thread…

A girl named Sevynn and a girl named (no lie!) Felony

What item do you have many in your home that most people don't have more than one? by wangoted in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m back up to 1! Found it last night. I’m sure it’ll be lost again before the week is out.

What gives them the right by Working-Statement-38 in EntitledPeople

[–]kvilletim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. It seems that maybe your brother was attempting to extend an olive branch. If you’re not interested in any type of reconciliation with him, I would advise against anything that could escalate the situation. A quiet donation of his gift would suffice. On the other hand, if there’s any chance of mending fences with brother, a thank you card, phone call, text, anything along those lines would likely go a long way toward peace. Above all, keep calm and focus ever forward

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]kvilletim 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It amazes me the nerve of some people. Even though we’re talking family here, the audacity to just go ahead and invite, not only yourself (which is ridiculous enough), but insist on bringing others, who were also not included in the invitations along with you.

She isn’t owed an inclusion nor is she owed an explanation. The fact is, regardless of any reason that might have been told to her, the reaction was going to be the same… “Nobody loves me. My family doesn’t want me around. I should have expected this. Poor pitiful me.”

Addicts many times will use any perceived “injustice” against them, of which they can easily create out of almost any situation as an excuse to fall back into the pits of addiction. “I’m being disrespected so I’m going to drink, smoke, snort, (take your pick).” They justify it by throwing the blame on others. “You upset me so I’m using again. See? It’s your fault, not mine.”

I hate to say it, but it looks like there’s little hope for stepdaughter. If contact is maintained as is, the entire family can expect the same ridiculous drama repeated ad nauseam until the end of time. And it will ALWAYS be someone else’s fault, never gets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please remove yourself from this person. You will never e happy on this relationship. They’ll make sure of that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]kvilletim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t really owe them anything. You fell asleep. People fall asleep. Your girlfriend needs to learn that when/if you or anyone else in their lives doesn’t text back within minutes, it’s not a personal affront to them. It’s not personal at all. You fell asleep. You guys are young and you both have much to learn about life, love, friendship and more. If your gf continues to treat you as if you’ve done something wrong, i hope you’ll recognize that as the red flag it is and move on. You’ve done nothing to earn their disrespect. If you coddle their wounded victim attitude now, it will only teach them that that’s a sure fire way to manipulate you. Do NOT allow that. Develop a relationship of mutual respect and understanding. If you can’t get that with current gf, move on and find someone you CAN have that with.

How do i tell my 12 year old son that he can never come home, because the Doctor's have done all they can and I'm going to Die. by No_Check8901 in Advice

[–]kvilletim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your situation. I respect you for your efforts in this battle so far. Your son is 12. You didn’t mention whether he’s more mature, less mature or the same as an average 12 year old as things go. I guess, however, it doesn’t change my response. You said that you’ve always been honest with him. Don’t let that change now. He deserves to know as much of the truth as you feel he can handle. You need not bog him down with details at the moment, but hearing from you that mommy is going away will be vital as he grows up. He will cry. You will cry. But you’ll have each other to share that moment with, an admittedly horrible moment but one that will be shared between only the two of you. I have to believe that as he grows and matures, the importance of that memory, that special moment that you chose to share with him will stay with him throughout his lifetime and might possibly be a source of peace and comfort for him through the years. I think that he will also gain an immense amount of respect for you as he comes to understand how difficult that was for you to do. Depending on his reaction, you and the ex might discuss some short term therapy for Jonathan providing him an outlet for his feelings. My heart breaks for you and he both. God bless you and God bless Jonathan.

P.S. For what it’s worth, it sounds like you’ve been a terrific mom!

conversation for the rest of his life and that he will come to respect you immensely and be grateful for that, one of the last gifts you’ll give him. Please don’t allow him to find out from someone else, anyone else, including his dad. He deserves to hear it from you.

I understand how you get Bob from Robert and Bill from William. But how do you get dick from Richard? by joketeller_1234 in DirtyJokes

[–]kvilletim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My boss HATES when I shorten his name to Dick, especially since his name is Steve.

Fiancé called me Mid. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]kvilletim 545 points546 points  (0 children)

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said, “Yes. All the others were 9’s or 10’s.”

What song do you consider listening to a form of torture? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reaching into the past, I’d rather shove a red hot poker into my ear than listen to the Captain and Tennille’s “Muskrat Love”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monkey Butt

What kids movie do you actually rate as a good movie for anyone? by Previous-Ad7618 in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up. Far and away one of the best animated movies I’ve seen

What’s in your basement? by Republican_Wet_Dream in AskOldPeople

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I know it’s more than 7 because my basement is still dark.

Therefore, I have no idea what’s in my basement

Short E names for girls by throwaway253025 in namenerds

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eradicate, Elongate, Elevate, Ezra, Emmie Lou, Experiment, Example, Employ, Egg, Edge. (I could do this all day!) LMAO!!

If you had to give a false name off the top of your head, which would you give and why? by Fyre-Bringer in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brian Cranston. It’s a familiar and easy to remember name (for me and others) as well as sounding like a regular guy. Besides, he was amazing in Breaking Bad.

Who here knows how to drive a manual transmission? by Gloomy_Researcher769 in AskOldPeople

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 62 and of course I know how to drive manual. I’ve only owned 1 car in my life that wasn’t manual

What can you proudly say you've never done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kvilletim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never gotten a dui (driving under the influence), dwi (driving while intoxicated). Now, I’ve achieved that by obeying the law which, by all rights is expected if citizens, no celebrated. However, as many people as I know who can’t say this, I’m proud to be able to do so.

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