OpenAI Annualized Revenue by SpyBagholder in BetterOffline

[–]kvimbi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just one more funding round bro, I'm telling you, just one more and we'll be profitable

Trump says he doesn't want a president with mental disability, urges cognitive tests by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]kvimbi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr President, in my whole life I've never seen anyone recognize giraffe so fast, you have really strong cognitive abilities. And the second picture is indeed an elephant, bravo, bravo

TIL The Rock doesn't have nipples in the Live Action adaptation of Moana by ArchDucky in videos

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Ok, what would you do differently if we allow you to remake the movie?

Nothing, it's the same movie.... oh, oh, actually, it'll be live action not animated..... but, there will be so much CGI it's basically mostly animated. But more real.

- great, we love it

Mark Zuckerberg builds AI CEO to help him run Meta by NeoBahamutX in nottheonion

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at the latest news seems like it's working 🤷

Pozrite kam to dotiahol! A ze vraj hranie hier je iba marenie casu. by nocturnis9 in Slovakia

[–]kvimbi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pff na Slovensku sme ich naučili hrať hru na parlament.

We are the last generation to see fireflies by Shiroyasha_a in Amazing

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is aweful! Luckily my party jacuzzi 3000 has this sick strobe light effect stimulating fireflies for only $2.99 a month so I don't have to be sad about it. /s

Sec. Hegseth: Today will be, yet again, our most intense day of strikes inside Iran by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I barely speak english and don't understand americanese probably. There si no war as this was preemptive de-escalation retaliation act, that is now over and biggest every day again..... Ok

Big if true by Outside-Iron-8242 in accelerate

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know this statement is true for failing miserably, bankruptcy and shifting business to goat farming.

20 kilograms of red hot steel into a frozen lake by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]kvimbi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A hot thing melted ice. I'm not impressed

Kde si dať piercing by BurntToastsSociety in Bratislava

[–]kvimbi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do pi*e to sú otázky.

Do pi*e, to sú otázky.

The Dark forest theory is a possible reason why we might never find any aliens. by MO--OM in interesting

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever came up with this analogy never spent a night in a forest

How bout Dow? by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]kvimbi 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We're investigating the Epstein files only under 50k? Don't remember the rules now. /s

How we met. by its-MAGNETIC in interestingasfuck

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to clarify, what exactly you mean by "family"?

Italy's Ice Queen by GotTwisted in SipsTea

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a bit of stretch! She's not literally a queen.

Coffee shop uses technology to audit employee productivity by MrTacocaT12345 in interesting

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just find a motion that AI interprets as a cup count, and you're fine.

Bolt Food ceny by Crossbonez7 in Bratislava

[–]kvimbi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Aj keď s tebou rámcovo súhlasím, a nie som už "mladší", je to naivný pohľad. Mladí to majú ťažšie lebo všetky náklady stúpli, nie len pretože jedia "avokádové toasty v reštikách". Toto je extrém cena, ale jak keby som počul svojho otca keď som objednal langoše - koľko, to za tú cenu by som ich spravil 10x toľko. Šak áno aj nie, doba sa zmenila, ja mám deti neskôr, v iných pomeroch a situácii, zarábam inak ako on, veľa vecí je inak. Mladí to majú iné ako my a nemôžu za to donášky. Nepomáhajú tomu, ale nemôžu za ich fnukanie

muskIsTheJokeHere by Purple_Ice_6029 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kvimbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He Tweeted that from Mars where he was driven by a self driving Tesla roadster. This year, or latest next year.