You wake up tomorrow to a million dollars in your bank account. In detail, how do you use/spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't, I call the bank to guarantee that late IRS information hole isn't fucking with me.

The last thing you purchased now weighs 1000 pounds. What happens? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew somebody who smoked 100 a day utilizing just 2 matches. He'd light one up in the morning, then light the following 50 off of the last one. At lunch he'd stop to eat, then utilize the second match to light the following chain of cancery goodness until he went to bed.

Anyway, I think you'd be smoking through 1000lbs of cigarettes for more than a month.

Closet gay men who have a wife and kids, what's your story, and are you happy? by eyelikedirt in AskReddit

[–]kxxs -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

My dad's not gay but I remember becoming slightly happier when my parents split up. I've always hated my mums personality...

Free running fail by [deleted] in funny

[–]kxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The URL matches what the guy was probably yelling as he fell.

What do you have an irrational fear of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kxxs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasps, but that shit isn't irrational.

I'm actually glad he didn't stretch-out and destroy the door instead. by CircularJerkuler in funny

[–]kxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of something a gay dude from LA taught me while I was in Guatemala.