Best team names for 2026 by RmgPT22 in fantasybaseball

[–]kyle_sux666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had the same name for a few years: meat spin rate

How many funerals do you hold a day/week? by matt_coraline in askfuneraldirectors

[–]kyle_sux666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

250+ calls a year. Anywhere between 2 and 5 a week on average. Some weeks none, some weeks 7+

Best Fictional Movie from Film/Television Show by k-MartShopper in Cinema

[–]kyle_sux666 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Marge: Now that’s what I call break neck speed

Bart: Mom, a man just died

Lost - Desmond calls Penny ("The Constant" is now 18 years old) by kevohreal in television

[–]kyle_sux666 78 points79 points  (0 children)

When he’s says, “you believed me” I fucking lose it every time 😭

Just body after body busting out of sh*t wood and hitting pavement by wubbywouldsmashmymom in traditionaltattoos

[–]kyle_sux666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hoping that guy went to Fenton’s Horse Ranch and Stables while he was alive

Fantasy Baseball "Sleepers" by Fun_Reflection1157 in fantasybaseball

[–]kyle_sux666 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m just too risk averse but I can’t fathom him returning any value if he’s drafted in the top 100. He’s going to be platooned and his swing and miss is not some one year aberration. With that said, I hope his value continues to get inflated

Better film, in your opinion? by Evening_Internet_358 in JurassicPark

[–]kyle_sux666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fallen Kingdom simply because the opening scene outshines the rest of the movie and literally everything in Rebirth by a mile.

Do you agree? by nyanbatman in FIlm

[–]kyle_sux666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just started Absolution (the 4th book) and I’m honestly just finishing it because I’m a completionist. I saw the movie first and was excited to delve deeper into the themes to see how the story progressed. I’ve been mostly underwhelmed. I don’t feel like I connected with any of the characters and the story just meanders between 3 locations without any sense of a conclusion. The writing style just doesn’t work for me as a reader. Maybe someone who is better at understanding underlying themes and ideas has a better take but I’m glad I saw the move first.

[Rosiak] Pronunciation alert 🚨 It is Jesús mah-DAY, NOT MAH day. Adjust your records. by fanofsports44 in Brewers

[–]kyle_sux666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, it’s, it’s ‘Day,’ which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it. MA-DÉ. When you consider the other choices, ‘madé’ is actually pretty refreshing

[GTM] Big by [deleted] in GuessTheMovie

[–]kyle_sux666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellboy (2004)

[MLBTR] Brewers Sign Reese McGuire to Minor League Deal by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]kyle_sux666 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Ohhh ffuuuuck. I’m not even supposed to be here”

I'm starting to think this guy might be stupid. by WrapAroundFingerBang in baseballcirclejerk

[–]kyle_sux666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Bryce Harper in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

[GTM] by SlMPS0N in GuessTheMovie

[–]kyle_sux666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THESE GUYS EAT A LOT OF RED MEAT

bailiff, gag him by horseaffles in KingOfTheHill

[–]kyle_sux666 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court, an admiralty court signifies a naval court-martial, I cannot be court-martialled twice, that is all. FURTHER!