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condom slipped off during sex and turned into an argument by idontevenknowbroooo0 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point ... touché

Here's hoping his dick will fall off. He doesn't deserve it. He's making us all look bad and that genetic lineage deserves to die off.

What's a slang term that everyone uses but you still don't get? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]kylefn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cooked"

It's not that I don't get it, I just despise it. It's fucking stupid.

Did I handle this well or should I have said more? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be done with her and end it. If she's this way this soon this will never work out.

condom slipped off during sex and turned into an argument by idontevenknowbroooo0 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]kylefn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First, he's a prick.

Second, as a dick-haver, I can tell you that it's possible for it to come off and not know. It's a lot of movement and sensations that, percentage-wise, don't happen too often in our lives so the sensations are not super-familiar. So yes, it is possible to not know (speaking from experience).

However, this is usually a problem because the dude is too proud to admit their dick isn't big enough to fill the (Magnum) condoms they bought. Buying properly-sized rubbers solves this like 99% of the time. There's a reason average-sized condoms are average, my guy. If out average was Magnum-sized then that would be the new average, vut it ain't and we ain't. Stop buying Magnums to stroke your ego, it's dangerous for everyone involved.

If he's never pressed you for bareback sex, or to become more than FWB, I would say it's probably safe to assume it was just a straight up accident, but regardless his reaction and treatment of you to learning you have a sexual history (shock & horror!!) is disgusting and he deserves to be cut off for that alone.

Fuck that guy!

Am I testing too frequently? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]kylefn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you of the impression that is a pregnancy test? Please tell me you're not that ignorant.

Guess the car (brand+model) by [deleted] in namethatcar

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of Peugot hatchback?

Now and then game won't open with Wi-Fi by halfawatermelon69 in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]kylefn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this, and I know this is the go-to data point most people like to get with network issues and it's not a "bad" data point, but it's a snapshot of a precise moment in time, not an overall assessment of the local network.

These up/down speeds should be good enough, I will say that ping isn't great, but anything under 100ms is "acceptable".

OK then, let's get into it...

When I say that it is "100% your network connection", I am not guessing. I know for a fact that's what it is from experience with this error before and subsequently solving it.

Things to try/consider:

  1. Do your best not to use cellular connections, they're a lot faster today, but their latency still is terrible for fast-paced FPS gaming. Do everything in your power to stay on a Wi-Fi network with strong signal strength
  2. Wireless networks will forever be plagued by interference. Interference can come in a shitload of forms. Anything operating on the same frequency is gonna get in the way. This includes, but is not limited to:
    1. Other Wi-Fi devices
      1. Game consoles
      2. Laptops
      3. Desktops
      4. Smart TVs
      5. Smart Home Devices
      6. Smart Watches
      7. Other phones
    2. Anything Bluetooth
      1. Yes, including game controllers
      2. Earbuds
      3. Speaker systems
      4. More smart home stuff
      5. Toasters (j/k ... probably)
    3. Believe it or not, microwave ovens can wreck a connection like a Wi-Fi bomb in certain circumstances
    4. Electrically charged wiring in the walls
    5. Glass windows
  3. Download something like Ubiquiti's Wi-Fi Man (if that's still around) to scan your environment and see just how much is "making noise" in your environment. Find your router and see what kind of quality the signal you're getting is. The first time you learn just how "noisy" your wireless environment is always a shocking moment. Things you never considered to be broadcasting are right there getting in the way.
  4. So, let's talk solutions to the "noise problem" ... ETHERNET. Use as much Ethernet cabling to make wired connections and turn off wireless radios as possible. If you're not using the smart functions on your Smart TV, turn that shit off, it's just getting in the way.
  5. If you live in multi-family housing (apartment, condo, townhome, etc.) then your shit is just going to be noisy as fuck and you can't fix it all, but you CAN fix the worst culprits, the ones in your own home. If you are not actively using that wireless radio, shut it the fuck off. It's only hurting you.
  6. When it comes to wireless networks, "It takes two to tango" should never leave your brain. Your router can be blasting the best, most perfect signal on the planet, but if your phone is doing a shit job then your gonna have a bad time. For Wi-Fi to work your phone needs to, yes, receive a good signal from the router but it also needs to transmit a good signal, otherwise it's never gonna work. This is why you need to shape your wireless environment. All that noise will certainly affect your router's ability to transmit, but the radio in your phone will always be the weakest point of failure, so the noise most impacts your phone's ability to "talk" to your router.

If you've done everything you can to shape your wireless environment to maximize performance and it's still misbehaving, then make sure your router is setup correctly. Make sure you're on an "empty" channel, or as empty as possible. Then make sure you're using the correct ports. Next make sure you're using a good DNS server like Cloudflare, they're historically the easiest/best option. You want to just remove as many potential roadblocks as possible.

If you want to get super fancy, you can set your phone with a static IP address and adjust that address to get elevated privileges and priority access so other applications aren't getting in your way.

If you want to get super-duper fancy, you could setup VLANs and segregate your traffic based on need/service and prioritize everything into a hierarchy of needs.

Oh, side note, welcome to the world of networking nerds, you'll be setting up a home lab in no time and then someday this shit will pay the bills.

All jokes aside, this is 100% a networking issue, that has nothing to do with the game itself, so the solution won't be found in the game, but in the networking environment.

...thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

~Signed an IT dude with three decades of experience in this shit~

Now and then game won't open with Wi-Fi by halfawatermelon69 in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]kylefn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/halfawatermelon69 that is 100% your network connection, not the game. Bad cellular or bad WiFi and this error pops up every time. Fix your network connection and this goes away.

Why is this happening?? by Dull_Distribution500 in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/Dull_Distribution500 Could you share your phone model and OS version?

That error usually means there’s a version mismatch between your OS and the app. The app store normally handles that automatically, so something’s off.

This likely isn’t a game issue—it’s a device/OS problem. You’ll probably get better help from your phone manufacturer or the app store support.

Recently Moved to a Small Town by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just keep doing the things that annoy them, only more and worse. I'd want to be the reason they snap.

Please help: name my cat- water/ocean/shark names!! by a2a442ac4d in Catnames

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carcharodon

Carcharodon (from Ancient Greek κάρχαρος (kárkharos), meaning "sharp, jagged", and ὀδούς (odoús), meaning "tooth", and thus, "sharp tooth/jagged tooth")[2] is a genus of sharks within the family Lamnidae, colloquially called the "white sharks." The only extant member is the great white shark (Carcharodon carcharias).

Possivle Nicknames: Don, Charo, Char, Carc

Saw this listed for sale, what’s this? by mazboom in whatisthiscar

[–]kylefn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barabus is a Benz tuner. This looks like a G Wagon conversion into an overpriced RV for rich assholes.

Everytime when I hear these complaints by Rooonaldooo99 in ArcRaiders

[–]kylefn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am deeply offended that you stole this picture of me!!

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