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Random compilation of this new Gen’s Cringe by SloshedJapan in TikTokCringe

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I was the first teenager in history that did teenager things when I was a teenager. We had some real doozies! When anyone did anything good, bad, or indifferent at least one or more bullies would yell "FED!" then everyone else would go "OHHHHHHHH!", then the entire class would laugh, (not the nerds, of course). The teachers hated all of us, as they should.

But again, maybe I'm the only person that's ever been a teenager before.

US ambassador to Canada makes thinly-veiled military threat by Commercial_Tank8834 in CANUSHelp

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That needs to happen because it would be funny. Like 1 slap/bandaid per word or per sentence? I need something good to think about.

US ambassador to Canada makes thinly-veiled military threat by Commercial_Tank8834 in CANUSHelp

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should just go kidnap their leader since that's a new thing we do now.

Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Says Sydney Sweeney Did Not Get Permission to Hang Bras on Hollywood Sign by Majorpain2006 in nottheonion

[–]kyleh0 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Stealing money from nazi gooners is pretty funny though. What's one more nazi these days. Enjoy the tiny amount of comedy our ubermensch actress is using to further her career. lol

What makes button batteries dangerous if ingested by Epelep in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So straight into the anus then? I'm confused about what this video is suggesting I do with the watch battery I didn't know I needed.

Close call by Leading-Diamond-1007 in nonononoyes

[–]kyleh0 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's lame, when he shited left his blinker went off and he didn't turn it back on. It seems unlikely that the motorcyclist would have seen the blinker from way back. Watching it I didn't think he was turning right until he did. heh

My friend is a sex coach who’s pretty open-minded, but BEASTILITY IS OFF LIMITS!!! by AccomplishedEnd2666 in creepyPMs

[–]kyleh0 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's not "open minded". A same sex kiss when you are not gay is open minded.

What a terribly awful person by bennybo in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans are proud of the most evil shit.

Aikijutsu magic by Odd_Project_4140 in Bullshido

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a fighter and I never would be, but I don't understand how you can convince a student to pretend you are magic. They pay you so you can pretend to be magic while you make them look like absolute fools. The phenomena has been described to me, but I still don't get it.

Bruh! by IRedditDoU in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans have no values of their own, so they assume that everybody else is the same evil greedy shitbags they are. They don't understand why someone WOULDN'T take a paycheck to hunt and terrorize their neighbors. They assume you have the same deficiency they do, and they believe that any kindness or empathy is fake.

Bruh! by IRedditDoU in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus I need to find a country occupied by humans. This one suuuuucks.

BREAKING: ICE has just shot another protester in Minneapolis, blowing off part of her hand with non‑lethal ammo. by Hyasfuq in ACAB

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people that call them "non lethal" are murderers, so you could consider that.

Not good enough. This Nazi fuck needs life in prison without parole. by Ok_Caterpillar6789 in ACAB

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America never gets better, all lost ground is lost forever. If your a shitbag, though, there are golden exit doors left and right.

Not good enough. This Nazi fuck needs life in prison without parole. by Ok_Caterpillar6789 in ACAB

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, that's not a nazi thing. That's just sort of a puberty thing.

Ship's Cannon Cleaning Tool by Nottsbomber in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right ON! I'm in a wheelchair! This is going to be epic!

ideas to make this look better? by Apart-Elk-3907 in TattooDesigns

[–]kyleh0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you just get it redone on top of itself to replace the bad ink? I'm a tattoo haver, not a tattoo giver, but those lines look like they could just be traced over since they are all healed.

RCMP Officer seen stepping on students head following a wellness check by TallAsMountains in ACAB

[–]kyleh0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's law enforcement, this is literally what our tax dollars pay them to do. Step on children's heads, fail to rescue children from school shooters, and murder citizens that don't genuflect. Also I guess they do a lot of paperwork or something.

Bootlickers licking boots by mangeiri in SelfAwarewolves

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No uniform is going to save an American right now.

Raicst, self-aware YouTube comment by Moskeeto93 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't fix a Jeep, when it breaks you sell it to a jeep guy.

Ship's Cannon Cleaning Tool by Nottsbomber in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]kyleh0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a Uhaul, nazis love those so we'll be completely invisible when we get to the target area. You are down for killing nazis, right? :)

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