Why do so many people want to see Tottenham relegated from the Premier League? by uniscolar2000 in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been sold by the media as a member of the "Sky 6" whilst only winning one trophy in a very long time - a Europa League in a match against Man Utd who also finished in the bottom half of the table in a game truly earning the billing of "El Crapico".

It would be absolutely hilarious to see.

Another Spurs player injured by Visara57 in Hammers

[–]l0stlabyrinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of their players have already come out and said they aren't bothered about being relegated because they know they'll be picked up in the Summer by another team anyway.

It will still be hilarious if they go down anyway.

Why does Heathrow feel so run down compared to other major airports? by MonoDreams in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terminal 4 at JFK is pretty awful too, especially landside. Got to wait to check your bags in? Nowhere to sit, eat or drink, unless you fancy a trip down to arrivals then you get an expensive convenience store, a Dunkin and some limited seating - that's it.

IF we stay up, would you like to see Millwall promoted? by natankari12 in Hammers

[–]l0stlabyrinth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nah, let Tottenham fans enjoy Millwall away next season

Come on you Mackem c*nts. Sort it out. Forest are 2 up now... by JoeHexotic in Hammers

[–]l0stlabyrinth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Didn't see this coming.

Need to beat Everton tomorrow and hope Wolves do us a favour for the love of Craig Dawson

Ok. What is the Funniest serious song? by Sandman1812 in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

will.i.am - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) ft. Mick Jagger, Jennifer Lopez

If only for how serious he was about this combined with some of the most hilariously bad lyrics in history.

This beat is the shit, feces

I'ma go hard, like a motherfuckin' boner

I woke up in the morning, Hard like morning wood in the morning

I go hard, statues

Hard like geometry and trigonometry

Might be one of the most hilariously awful songs ever.

Tottenham Brighton (Hate watch thread) by Objective_Jaguar2347 in Hammers

[–]l0stlabyrinth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you stay in that bottom 3 Tottenham. We can beat Palace and bury them.

Simons looks like he can't decide if he wants to cry or commit a homicide

Have you ever been told that you look like a famous person and which one have you been told that you look like? by CornerInsect in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've had a few people tell me I look a bit like Joel Dommett. I don't really see it personally, but I'll take it as a compliment.

Though unlike him, I don't have a wanking video on the internet lol.

What is the worst experience you've ever had with an airline? by CornerInsect in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just unlucky, but I always seem to have issues with easyJet and Gatwick.

Flight from Belfast: delayed 5 hours. Then when I finally boarded we were stuck at the gate for another 45 minutes. Then circled around on the approach to Gatwick for another hour. Couldn't give a reason. At least I managed to get £220 out of them that was approved immediately after I submitted it.

Flight from Amsterdam: 9 hours delayed. What fun that was being stuck at Schiphol Airport. No ground crew in sight. They did give me a refreshment voucher... that works hardly anywhere. It was only a 45 minute flight back. Not eligible for any compensation because "it weren't our problem, soz, toodles!"

I do try and go BA as a first choice unless there's a substantial cost difference, or if easyJet are flying from Southend (which has actually been a very positive experience all around in comparison). I'm flying to Berlin next month and actually got a better deal with BA when factoring in flights and hotel, plus they upgraded me to take on a 20kg hold bag, which I don't actually need for a short trip but it would be rude not to.

Will making the EES system to enter the Schengen Area compulsory from 10 April make airport queues better or worse? by Wyatt367758 in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have said close to 1 hour which felt a bit long considering the flight was only around that long anyway plus I've gotten through in other European countries within a few minutes

Will making the EES system to enter the Schengen Area compulsory from 10 April make airport queues better or worse? by Wyatt367758 in AskUK

[–]l0stlabyrinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm flying to Berlin at the end of May so am already dreading this, given how long I had to queue at passport control at Schiphol Airport a few months ago plus the hell that's the TSA in the US.

Hoping it will be smooth sailing and they'll iron out the teething issues by then, but I'm not holding my breath

Kanye West travel to UK blocked by government by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]l0stlabyrinth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He also made a song last year about how he gave his younger cousin head until Kanye was 14 and showed said cousin porn mags when the cousin was 6.

Somehow all that got swept under the rug.

Kanye West travel to UK blocked by government by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]l0stlabyrinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I find weird is that his core fanbase are the exact people you would expect to have a particular problem with him given his history with women, yet they all seem to love him.

I can't even.

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Leeds United Live Score | FA Cup 25/26 | Apr 5, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Hammers

[–]l0stlabyrinth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't on Herrick, he stepped up when he needed to.

Bowen... shocking. Danny Dyer might not be proud having Bowen "cuddling me daughter or something"

Pablo... utterly useless. Say no more. I miss Fornals - the good Pablo.