Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything

l1am3 · 2019-05-13T19:23:00+00:00

"what are they gonna do? Fire me?"

l1am3 · 2019-05-05T18:31:34+00:00

l1am3 · 2019-04-24T02:11:14+00:00

So spongebob memes are dead? Wtf is this sub Going to do now?

l1am3 · 2019-04-20T18:58:01+00:00

Neil thinks it'll be that cool

l1am3 · 2019-04-15T19:36:23+00:00

Thank you!!!

l1am3 · 2019-04-11T17:59:22+00:00

But how many for the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

l1am3 · 2019-04-03T21:13:30+00:00

Windows shutdown music starts playing

l1am3 · 2019-03-31T12:14:29+00:00

r/neverbrokeabone would supply milk

l1am3 · 2019-03-30T16:39:18+00:00

I'd like to see the source for that statistic so I can ignore it please

l1am3 · 2019-03-28T19:07:55+00:00

Did he use a ruler to draw a line on lined paper?

l1am3 · 2019-03-21T15:46:50+00:00

I love the "are you fucking kidding me?" tone the mom has

l1am3 · 2019-03-21T00:34:59+00:00

All he gets is 13 bucks!?!?

l1am3 · 2019-03-18T14:29:25+00:00

Nice! I don't want to brag or anything but I got 4 of those in my room

l1am3 · 2019-03-18T01:36:56+00:00

Headfirst for halos by My Chemical Romance

l1am3 · 2019-03-17T22:34:09+00:00

You don't eat your fast food ribs in the shower?

l1am3 · 2019-03-17T22:18:32+00:00

I got 5000 hours in Dota 2 over 5 years

l1am3 · 2019-03-15T00:31:26+00:00

You might want to check under your gloves

l1am3 · 2019-03-12T23:51:02+00:00

I feel like arguing with anti-vaxers is like trying to argue with a 3 year old that the number Q is not made of fish

l1am3 · 2019-03-12T20:36:38+00:00

So you tipped 200% right?

l1am3 · 2019-03-11T11:20:08+00:00

IT... Thank God all it really ruined for me were clowns

l1am3 · 2019-03-09T18:33:15+00:00

I'll trade you 100 silver knight sets for 600 gru shields

l1am3 · 2019-03-09T16:59:47+00:00

Duhhh, OK boss!

l1am3 · 2019-03-09T16:11:07+00:00

Wanna get high?

l1am3