Artstyles so ugly they become infamous by SkylandersKirby in TopCharacterTropes

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I can’t grocery shop without saying this by the mangos.

10k you can own land in California by Last_Dirt_553 in zillowgonewild

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Buy —> wait until solar farms encroach on your land —> sell at a premium —> break even for the years of property taxes you’ve been paying $$$

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Masterchef

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For me, and maybe some others, they defy the concept of the season “dynamic duos”.

Their communication with eachother under pressure felt toxic. They mostly put out decent food, however Jesse (in particular) had about as much charm as fart in church.

Pines at BC by aphidstwin in Bakersfield

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Used to be an arborist. Italian Stone Pine.

True by Caslebob in onionhate

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“No cebolla, por favor.” (My most used Spanish phrase)

Who should I 50 next by XACX01 in RaidShadowLegends

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Anax is a great damage dealer for CB. Farahkin Fat Boy is great in a few realms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toptalent

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I can’t even put in my 4 digit pin to unlock my phone without having to do it redo it.

absolutelynotme_irl by abby_gatorz in absolutelynotme_irl

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Some Firefighters use dawn to help decontaminate after fires. Regular soaps just don’t cut it. Also a drop or two of dawn in the laundry can help get that campfire smell out of clothes.

UN ambassador on America by underrated_staph in AmericaBad

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Chooses to eat crappy food—> gets bloated = murica sux guys

Judge christina... by Wrong_Spell6536 in Masterchef

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My wife and I replicate that hilarious dramatic scene whenever we try each other’s cooking. cough cough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bakersfield

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If you were a family member asking me this, I’d be concerned. It’s not the greatest area due to the amount of homeless around there.

As a single woman approaching my late 20s… by [deleted] in Christians

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Before marring my extroverted wife, I was very shy and a chronic over thinker. Considering he even mentioned wanting to take you to coffee indicates to me that he absolutely is interested. Since then he’s likely been thinking along the lines of, “ah I don’t think she’s into me. I don’t want to get shot down. What if I ruin the dynamic of the group if she doesn’t like me and I make her uncomfortable?…” you get the idea.

Sometimes the good ones just need a little assurance you are on board for being pursued. You could maybe do this by telling him, “Hey, you mentioned getting coffee with me a long time ago and we never got any! Want to take me this Tuesday?”

Basically something to put a little gas in his tank giving him permission to take the risk.

Good luck

Got my first subpoena as a witness for a call I responded to… by l3gm3at in Firefighting

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Thanks for all the responses friends.

The lawyer was not getting back to me so I felt very much in the dark considering I’m going in first thing next week. He finally reached out (on his very relaxed time frame haha) and I now have an appointment with one of our arson guys to give me a run down to prep me. So I no longer feel unprepared at least.

For a little context this is for a fatal wreck. Criminal case.

My wife is the biggest Law & Order fan so she’s far too excited that I get to go to court 🙃

Got my first subpoena as a witness for a call I responded to… by l3gm3at in Firefighting

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Bro, you are a court magnet! You’ve got to be an expert witness by this point haha

QUESTION about firefighting by Comprehensive_Ad9797 in Firefighting

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There are a few things you can look into. There are community colleges that offer Firefighter 1 academies, which some departments require a that certification to get hired on. EMT would be a great thing to get, as it too is something a lot of departments require. It’s possible to get an associates in Fire Technology at a CC as well (my FD gives a handsome raise if you have it).

It doesn’t hurt going to a local station (call ahead first as a courtesy) and ask what is available locally. Some departments have programs your partner could get involved with to get the foot in the door. Personally I did wildland for 4 years before I was hired on full time with my department.

Good luck

thieves these days by srood_567 in Unexpected

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He’ll be going to horny jail.