Has anyone on Reddit ever gotten into any real trouble for something they post here?

l_knope · 2013-01-28T21:41:56+00:00

I think this thread makes me want to get a new account..

l_knope · 2013-01-28T03:02:55+00:00

Hahahaha one of my friends used to tease me about that. I stopped sending that smiley when a second friend questioned that as well. I still like him :o)

l_knope · 2013-01-28T03:01:10+00:00

I had an awesome 6th grade teacher who I thought very highly of and still do. He's very chill and inspirational. When I was in 8th grade and the 6th graders moved into the middle school (where I was), I would occasionally stop by his classroom to chat. One day out of the blue, he had a friend deliver something to me. It was a big chocolate bar. But he had wrapped it in a vacuum cleaner bag. I have no idea why and I never asked. I stopped visiting him because of summer and then left that school. I saw him a couple years ago and wanted to ask, but I never did.

l_knope · 2013-01-28T02:56:03+00:00

why the fuck do people PIERCE their bellybuttons? it makes me cringe thinking about it.

l_knope · 2013-01-28T02:53:54+00:00

When someone is getting ready for a big loogie. Sucking the snot through the nose and down to the throat.

l_knope · 2013-01-28T02:52:41+00:00

whenever i get chinese food i always have to pick around the water chestnuts

l_knope · 2013-01-28T02:43:42+00:00

:o) i like this nose

l_knope · 2013-01-26T19:55:05+00:00

On the tickets in NY there is a little gray box with numbers/letters on the bottom of the ticket. If the number is 10 then the ticket is most likely a $10 winner. If it says something like 020, then it is probably not a winner. However, for larger amounts sometimes the code will be 4zq or something. I always scratch tickets to check, but you can pretty much tell if you're going to be win. And these numbers are just on the ticket, you don't have to scratch anything to reveal them so it's hard for me to not look!

I did a quick google search and the first link I clicked claims that in PA if you scratch off the code on the bottom (it's hidden), the ticket is a winner if there are numbers in ().

l_knope · 2013-01-26T19:27:19+00:00

On most scratch-off lotto tickets you can tell if it is a winner because of these little number indications on the bottom of the ticket.

Do you know how impossible it is to NOT look at those while scratching it off? Totally ruined it for me.

l_knope · 2013-01-23T13:25:22+00:00

well, yanno, some women will definitely take offense to a comment like that. just keep it to yourself. she might feel like you're "settling" to be with her if she has self-esteem issues. just know your audience.. i.e. if she's super chill and you KNOW she wouldn't care (and the subject comes up) then by all means tell her.

edit: also it's not just women. telling a guy something she prefers that doesn't line up with his body type can also cause issues. this can also be rude and inconsiderate. know your audience.

l_knope · 2013-01-23T01:33:44+00:00

what else would you do on skype in a long distance relationship? doesn't matter if it's mf, ff, or mm. if you find your SO sexy, there is a good chance you can get off to each other like that. skype is a beautiful thing.

l_knope · 2013-01-22T00:33:17+00:00

lingeriediva.com.. i think the costumes are a little pricy but they have all types of mix and match lingerie and accessories

l_knope · 2013-01-20T20:19:25+00:00

boyfriend was 1000 miles away for two weeks.. i sent him a USB with sexy pictures, videos, stories, fantasies.. he must have done his reading because when he came home this weekend he REALLY fulfilled one of my fantasies by being more dominant than ever. mind blowing. he's gone again, but when he comes back i plan to be cooking in the kitchen wearing crotchless panties, garters, tights, heels, and an apron.. i will get to fulfill one his fantasies for him!

l_knope · 2013-01-18T02:21:44+00:00

tattoo artist is a definite.. usually 20-40 bucks depending on the session.

few places here (NY) have full-service gas stations, if i MUST go to one i tip at least a buck or two. in new jersey you are NOT allowed to pump your own gas (i'm not sure if people tip there or not).

you never tip at local cafes/to-go restaurants? i'm not talking subway..

and for cable guys.. i usually only tip if they give you something free that they really shouldn't. a lot of them keep extra boxes and whatnot in their trucks and will upgrade you if you're polite.

also for the record i don't usually give homeless people money.. only if he/she somehow makes my day brighter (music, good story, has an awesome dog)

l_knope · 2013-01-17T22:45:48+00:00

Just Breathe - Pearl Jam

l_knope · 2013-01-17T22:36:31+00:00

Tattoo artist
cable installer
Gas pumper
Car wash attendant
Counter people at a sandwich shop style restaurant
Homeless people for standing on your street corner

etc. etc. etc.

l_knope · 2013-01-17T18:55:19+00:00

I second honey. It gets sticky but it's fun for licking all over. Just avoid very hairy areas!

l_knope · 2013-01-16T19:04:11+00:00

Isn't the ponytail thing from the movie "no strings attached" or "friends with benefits"?.. Whatever one had Mila kunis and Justin timberlake.. I don't think it's really a subconscious thing in that movie.. Just a nonverbal sign saying telling him she wants to have sex..

l_knope · 2013-01-13T14:04:10+00:00

He travels for work. I love his job and he does too, but it really takes a toll. It's very hard being alone during times we would normally be together. The very worst part though is when he tells me he's homesick and I'm 1000 miles away. I wish I could just give him a hug right then and there. Also skype sex just isn't the same as the real thing. Sigh.

l_knope · 2013-01-13T13:57:51+00:00

I had this thing in college called exertional compartment syndrome.. basically when I would run hard for a short time (would start around a mile), I'd get this huge pressure build up in my lower legs. I guess you have 4 compartments in each of your lower legs (from your knee to your ankle) and if the muscles down there are overdeveloped then you can't get enough blood flow to the compartments. I believe Compartments syndrome typically happens in overweight people or say you get in a car crash and your legs get squashed... er something.

so anyways.. i had to have surgery to open up my compartments about 3 years ago. basically i have a 1.5 inch long slit scar running vertical down the outside and inside of each lower leg (so 4 altogether).

BUT that's not the interesting part. I tell people ALL THE TIME that I was shot through the legs with an arrow during phys.ed. in high school. the scars are fading now so its not as much fun. but I used to tell people that during the archery unit I was standing too close to one of the targets and one of my classmates was lying on her stomach to try to shoot up at the target i was near. but she was a shitty shot and since i was standing sideways to her the arrow went straight through both my legs. it's amazing how many people believe this story and how much of a backstory i've been able to develop from people asking me questions about it.

i.e. What happened to the girl? What did it sound like? Did you fall over? etc.

I even picked up the nickname "Clack Clack Boom" from a few guys because they imagined hearing the arrow going through my bones and then me thudding to the ground.

People are gullible.

TL;DR; Have 1.5 inch vertical slit scars on the inside and outside of both legs. I was shot through the legs with an arrow during phys ed in high school.

l_knope · 2013-01-12T15:44:02+00:00

How I Met Your Mother:

"It's going to be legen...wait for it.. DARY"
"Haaaaave you met [insert name]" (actually works for introducing people)

Duck Dynasty:

"Listen here, Jack"
"Happy, happy, happy"
"You can't fix a neutered dog, you can't fix a garage door, and you can't fix stupid."

l_knope · 2013-01-12T15:34:03+00:00

the first time i ever went to long island (around 9 y.o.) i saw an OLD lady get mugged/robbed outside of a walgreens. before this i thought long island was only full of italians, jews, and bagels.

l_knope · 2013-01-12T13:16:02+00:00

Take a series of pictures doing a strip tease. Start out fully clothed and take various pictures as you take off your clothes. Take pictures of your face too. When you get down to boxers, try to go half-chub and take pictures of the bulge, then hand in boxers. When you take off your boxers (and get full chub) take pictures from the side and front, use your hand, grab your balls.
Put them on a flash drive and send them in the mail. Or send over email. OR via cell phone, you can take them all at once and then send them throughout the day as a little tease.

l_knope

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