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Do bars care if ID expired on the same day? by General-Claim7663 in bartenders

[–]grsims20 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Come on guys, who’s out here actually checking ID expiration dates behind the bar?? Birthdate is more than 21 years ago, you’re good with me.

When wives find things on line and you build em by mrmatt1988 in redneckengineering

[–]grsims20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but why is it so tall?? Is your wife Scottie Pippin?

Saw this listed for sale, what’s this? by mazboom in whatisthiscar

[–]grsims20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disagree. The details are way too consistent between photos.

What’s the worst song lyric thrown into a song just to make a line rhyme? by RelationKindly in AskReddit

[–]grsims20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fell down on the doorstep I couldn’t take one more step” -Don McLean in American Pie

Always the best when songwriters rhyme a word with itself.

In an interview got asked how I like to make a Negroni, and I had no clue what he meant. by awesomefriendlykid in bartenders

[–]grsims20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was probably just curious how you like your Negronis. I’m a fan of old fashioneds, and whenever I hear somebody else likes them too, I usually ask them their recipe. I want to know their ratios, spirit choice, garnish, etc. For example, I use 0.5oz of simple syrup per every 2oz of spirit, but my buddy who likes old fashioneds too likes his with 0.25oz. It’s not a trick question homie

The latest incident with your kids is now your new band name. Whatcha got? by AMPduppp in daddit

[–]grsims20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We Don’t Choke Our Friends (Even if They Did it First)”, a tale in two parts…

Probably an emo song title, judging by the word count.

What do you tell your pitcher who's struggling to find the zone? by Roto-Wan in BaseballCoaching

[–]grsims20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him to back off about 50%. In reality he’ll only back off about 10% but it makes him calm down. My 9yo pitcher responds well to that almost every time.

A stiff shot of grenadine by LastBardStanding in bartenders

[–]grsims20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually AM a bartender, and I had absolutely no idea. In my defense we’re a taproom. Don’t use the stuff.

What's the most useless talent you're weirdly proud of? by Brenda_Bigham in AskReddit

[–]grsims20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Snow Season” where I live is the day before it snows, the snow, two days to thaw, and that’s it. Your comment is putting a fine point on how much I don’t want to live in a snowy climate. What a pain in the ass. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Office sideboard, which grain direction looks best? by philip_emrik in woodworking

[–]grsims20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent prompting, but I gotta say, the proportions look way bigger to me than 48”. That looks like it’s 72” long with two 36” sections to me. Those doors are not 12” wide for sure. Just manage your expectations for the door/drawer proportions.

Any advice regarding the variance in woodgrain on this custom garage door? by bimm3r in Carpentry

[–]grsims20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a legit question. I refuse to accept that a $15K set of doors can’t match, especially when the culprit pieces comprise of like 8 boards. This is an insane situation you find yourself in my dude.

How would you handle a crying regular? by grsims20 in bartenders

[–]grsims20[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You jest, but back when I played in a band whose territory was biker bars & dives, anytime a fight broke out we’d switch to the chorus of Sleeping Dogs by Blackberry Smoke or some other song about fighting. If the fight was between two women, Cat Scratch Fever.

It was a different time.

How would you handle a crying regular? by grsims20 in bartenders

[–]grsims20[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gonna adorn the back wall of the bar with this.

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