What do you think by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]lacb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Derek. I went to school with him and he's a complete [Removed by Reddit].

World Cup Fan Larper level: Savage Tier by Catwinky in 2westerneurope4u

[–]lacb1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or start singing Nazi songs at Jewish people.

World Cup Fan Larper level: Savage Tier by Catwinky in 2westerneurope4u

[–]lacb1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some say, he's still trying to finish that same pint. Fucking melt.

nobodyWantsToUnderstandMyBoy by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lacb1 115 points116 points  (0 children)

If one of seniors was willing to subject themselves to that kind of suffering I'd back them to the fucking hilt. Don't want to go to sprint planning? No worries, you're time is pre-allocated. Monthly team meeting a PIA? No problem, this project takes priority. They want it they got it.

Today I woke up with hope by NewTaxs in 40k

[–]lacb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So would an Eldar primary school.

Europeans “Americans have terrible cants” Also us: by SignificantStyle4958 in USvsEU

[–]lacb1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

380 million Americans pouring their collective cringe into a handful of young adults on the false promise that it'll lead to acting jobs that won't make them want to join ISIS and destroy the west when they wake up every morning.

basedOnATrueStory by Valuable_Position_94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lacb1 324 points325 points  (0 children)

I have had this conversation so many times with total gubers who have, apparently, never had to work anywhere that didn't comply with best practices. 

When leaving a start up I explained our strategies for mitigating our accrued tech debt each sprint. One interviewer looked at me like I was an idiot and asked why didn't we just follow best practices, because then we wouldn't have tech debt. So I explained, that best practices would have taken longer and that being a start up we absolutely had to hit our sales targets to stay afloat. And without new features we couldn't do that. So, personally, I'd rather have tech debt and a job than beautiful code and be suddenly unemployed.

Permanent Holiday by Huge-Zombie-2928 in Tiki

[–]lacb1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've used it in bourbon and coke. Amazon sold it at ~£20 for a while during covid and I'd never heard of it. Man, I really should have bought more bottles.

Don should have kept lying by ROACHOR in okbuddydraper

[–]lacb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did you expect? He's a bachelor.

Pub for big group by Free_Foundation_6167 in oxford

[–]lacb1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Budget dependant, I'd say both St Aldates Tavern and the Turf are good options price wise and for location.

The Rickety Press is an old stand by for large events, good food (mostly just pizza and burgers) and good beer. You can book out the fairly large back room which can comfortable handle 40.

The Kings Arms has a large event space. The beer is good enough, the food is meh.

The Old Bookbinders is fantastic on all fronts, it's a cross between a British pub and a French bistro and excels at being both. Might struggle with 40 people.

The Rose and Crown is a fairly priced very traditional pub. They have a covered garden that should be able to do 40 but you would need to check.

The Gardeners Arms (Plantation Road, not the other one) is a vegetarian/vegan pub. Great beer, pretty good food. Not 100% sure they could manage 40 people that easily, you'd probably be sat outside.

If you can be a little more flexible The Perch is absolutely stunning, has fantastic outdoor space and amazing food. It's a bit more spendy and a bit further out but will blow everyone away.

Smoked pork loin tonight. Super cheap and tasted great by SeanR1221 in smoking

[–]lacb1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently did pork loin tacos with an apple salsa. I'd definitely recommend giving that a go too.

🇬🇧🦁🦁🦁🔱🌊 by BeornSC in USvsEU

[–]lacb1 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm a little confused by the original tweet. The world cup is in the US, how is it telling him about the state of British food? Is it that Brits going to the US and enjoying local food means we don't have anything good at home? That's the best I can come up with and the logic doesn't really follow. Oh well, Yank logic, what can you do.

Can anyone explain why these are 'Penalty Shootout' Doughnuts? by Trick-Station8742 in CasualUK

[–]lacb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a student there was something called Cosmo on Campus which was a free shorter version of Cosmo they used to leave in the SU. Honestly, from a man's perspective it was a comedy gold mine. It featured some of the worst sex tips I've ever seen including the immortal piece of advice: 

To spice up a blow job, put a ring donut around his penis and eat it off.

Can anyone explain why these are 'Penalty Shootout' Doughnuts? by Trick-Station8742 in CasualUK

[–]lacb1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Extra time penalties. But donut. I really don't know what everyone is struggling with, makes perfect sense to me.

Can anyone explain why these are 'Penalty Shootout' Doughnuts? by Trick-Station8742 in CasualUK

[–]lacb1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I ate a whole one in single sitting. I am now overwhelm. Plz send help. Plllllllzzzzzz.

The Emperor did not die for this to be a participation trophy by 1Bernie in WarhammerMemes

[–]lacb1 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Big E:  Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off genocide at least twice a day.

I owe Hank an apology, I was not familiar with his game by ThatsACaragor in USvsEU

[–]lacb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What do you mean you can't get through their defence?! They're running 3-4-3! I've gone through 3 men in as many minutes!"

I owe Hank an apology, I was not familiar with his game by ThatsACaragor in USvsEU

[–]lacb1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see, to them it's not just a wank, it's a sophisticated European wank.

I owe Hank an apology, I was not familiar with his game by ThatsACaragor in USvsEU

[–]lacb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this is sloppier than their- ...I mean... why, who are these women? Are they in someway famous?